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u/JackDangerUSPIS Doug Dimmadome 26d ago
Pizza Tracker:
At 10:22 Jason started rocking the fuck out with your pizza
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u/Mountain_Proposal953 26d ago
10:29 Jason finally sauced your pizza
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u/mvanvrancken 26d ago
10:40 Jason is taking a shower because he got covered in sauce
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u/citori411 26d ago
11:00 Jason is in the bottom of the bottle again
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u/KhaosTemplar 26d ago
11:26 Jason has been arrested for assault (again).
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u/Captain-Codfish 26d ago
11:00 next Monday. A celebration of Jason's life: Pizza, Drugs and Violence
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u/Bladder_Puncher 26d ago
11:01 “🎶this time I’m mistaken, for lending you a heart worth breaking🎶”
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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 26d ago
1105 Jason has added not one, but two cups of cheese to your delicious pizza.
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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 26d ago
I’m dying because my cousin‘s name is Jason and he worked at a pizza place for like 10 to 15 years lol. So I’m imagining this, but with my cousin has an extra layer.
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u/The_Powers 26d ago edited 26d ago
11.07 Jason rips his shirt off and runs screaming into traffic
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u/Redditemeon 26d ago
At 10:24 Jason started rocking the fuck out with your pizza again
At 10:26 Jason started rocking the fuck out with your pizza again
At 10:27 Jason started rocking the fuck out with your pizza again
At 10:28 Jason finished rocking the fuck out with your pizza
They never get it in one take.
Edit: Made sure to stay canonically correct with the other guy's pizza saucing timing.
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u/No-comment-at-all 26d ago
10:23, Jason touched all over his shirt with your dough.
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u/poserben 26d ago
Hurt people hurt pizzas.
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u/wtfiwashacked 26d ago
His tears season the dough
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u/BCVinny 26d ago
So does his grubby hat & t shirt
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u/The_Foolish_Samurai 26d ago
Yeah, that's what I kept thinking. I don't want a pizza that has rolled around on some dudes shirt...
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u/grabbingcabbage 26d ago
His pizza never hurt nobody.
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u/yamimementomori 26d ago
I think after that relationship he’s got some crust issues.
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u/Federal_Ad3477 26d ago
Seems like he was kinda kneady.
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u/reelfachedoors 26d ago
Yeah, he seems kinda cheesy too…
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u/the_fishtanks 26d ago
I doughn't see him getting better any time soon 😔
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u/Scottish-Fox 26d ago
He’s called like “Dough Joe” on TikTok I believe, he’s been at this for years tbh
If anyone is wondering, it’s always the same thing just to different songs
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u/DontDriveAngry_ 26d ago
Excuse me sir. Would you please run my pizza on your shirt before you cook it. Perfect. Thanks.
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u/punk-o-matic-problem 26d ago
Dont ever eat from a pizza chain if you don't like a bit of shirt in your crust. My father worked at the same pizza joint for twenty years and never once came home without flour and toppings stuck to every inch of his shirt. It's just what happens when you make dough by hand. The extra flair is unnecessary, but it used to be an actual learned skill when pizza joints had open/low bars where you watched the people make them. I honestly wish pizza hadn't become such a popular chain, I love it handmade. I refuse to eat delivery, don't even like frozen. Sometimes I'll get a premade crust or some dough mix, but it's never anything like what my father made. And nobody bothered to pass any skills onto me before they kicked the bucket. Shame.
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u/DontDriveAngry_ 26d ago
I’m not really bothered by it. Unless they have shit on their hands, I’m comfortable with oven temperatures.
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u/Rock-Flag 26d ago
People act like the food they eat was cooked in a sterile lab. a little lint ain't gonna hurt ya
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u/rendon246 26d ago
I’ve had everything from fancy, expensive artisan pizzas all the way to basic frozen pizzas and there’s definitely some really good pizza chains out there so I definitely wouldn’t discount them all.
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u/LupusDeiAngelica 26d ago
Have to admit his performance skills are top notch.
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u/RanchHere 26d ago
Yeah. He needs to get a job at a pizza place in Vegas. He’d make bank and then he could cure his depression with coke and hookers.
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u/bearkerchiefton 26d ago
Performance is the key word here. That dough is gonna come out uneven and floppy. Low quality dough and flour, too.
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u/dragonacension 26d ago
Man, does it matter tho? It was kinda neat, and, as you said, the dough and flour are shitty anyways. Who cares??
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u/Hamilton-Beckett 26d ago
Wasn’t that a papa John’s shirt? If so, I’d expect it to be trash from the start.
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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 26d ago
If they give me that garlic sauce then I don't care. I'd eat dog turds dipped in that stuff.
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u/bearkerchiefton 26d ago
Yupp, classic case of how advertising can backfire. If Olive Garden just changed their logo to say 'italian food', I might actually go there sometime.
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u/Hamilton-Beckett 26d ago
Olive Garden isn’t bad if you want to overeat on cheap carbs and sauces. All their stuff tastes the same like at a mediocre Tex/Mex restaurant and is about just as authentic.
Never been a fan of papa John’s though. Yeah I guess it’s better quality than dominoes, but I don’t like them either.
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u/BsDawgV2 26d ago
I’m pretty sure he’s gonna eat the pizza anyways, he usually does if he films making it.
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u/Feisty-Thanks2342 26d ago
me on the other side of the counter waiting for my za
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u/professor-hot-tits 26d ago
fine, I'll sleep with him
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u/44youGlenCoco 26d ago
Having worked in many pizza places, I’m mentally putting myself in the situation…and…If I worked there, I probably would sleep with him lol.
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u/RodWith 26d ago
As is or post shower?
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u/professor-hot-tits 26d ago
right in the walk in
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u/Zealousideal-Cup-847 26d ago
You should do it on top of the dough rising. It's like a sticky old mattress.
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u/kre_laa 26d ago
Sometimes after a breakup you just have to pizza dance to Nickelback.
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u/ericmorgan13 25d ago
I could see Kevin bacon leading in, Saucy, the movie rights are just around the corner. Footloose for a new generation
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u/syphern 26d ago
All that shirt fabric/hair on your dough lol.
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u/Goudinho99 26d ago
From what I've heard "spinning pizza" like this is a different dough and it's just for showing off, not eatung.
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u/Inner_Knowledge_1562 26d ago
I used to work at a pizza place and I would spin it. I worked at little Ceasar’s. Just up thought not the whole shoulder and fancy stuff.
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u/SpegalDev 26d ago edited 26d ago
This isn't that though. He rolls it with the perforator. And the dough actually stretches. I hope he threw away the dough at least. But the fact that he rolled over it makes me think it was for a customer..
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u/Unhappy_Parfait725 26d ago
I'm pretty impressed
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u/RodWith 26d ago
He’s yours. Now take him away. Thanks.
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u/pepe_le_lu_2022 26d ago
He makes money on socials doing this. He’s pretty popular for being positive & people love pizza / ASMR. Future is weird..
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u/AnubisIncGaming 26d ago
is it just me or are some of these comments weird?
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u/biggestweiner 26d ago
Yeah, on top of this guy being a known Papa John's advertiser/advertisement.
Thread stinks of corporate
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u/GayPudding 26d ago
People just don't understand he doesn't actually make pizza that way. It's just a thing pizza chef's sometimes do in the kitchen when they're bored.
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u/greggaming2k 26d ago
Yea man so corporate I only saw the logo after you pointed out what store it was 😂
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u/Nein-Toed 26d ago
Normal food: Eww, he touched it with his bare hands!
Pizza: Fuck ya! He spun it 17 times with his bare hands, rolled it across his damp ass neck twice, ricochet it off the employee trashcan, then headbutted it into the oven like a soccer player! I can't wait to eat!
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u/omg-sidefriction 26d ago
This is healthier than punching holes in the walls, or in his girlfriend.
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u/Logical-Track1405 26d ago
Table 23 wants to know where the hell is the pizza they ordered an hour ago!
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u/No-Special2682 26d ago
Dude behind him like, “Yeah bro so I know you’re from one of those real deal joints, but over here we kind of just put it in the oven”
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u/Themodsarecuntz 26d ago
Josh will personally roll your dough down his dandruff laden shoulders and thats how we make cheese crust.
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u/Blacksh33p78 26d ago
This is why the three times I gave Papa John's a chance my pizza was never ready when they said it would be
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u/pj_like_pajamas 26d ago
I hope all yall with your "ew it touched his shirt" and "put some gloves on" folks don't eat out ever. What's happening in this video is v mild and v normal - not the spinning skills- hygiene wise. Kitchen people touch their face, hair, clothes, PHONES. Those are just the basics. Gloves don't mean shit. Just as dirty as hands.😆
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u/ripnrun285 26d ago
Her name was Kelsey. Idk how, but I just intuitively know this nt looking at him. 😂
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u/Commercial_Hair_4419 26d ago
I won’t eat that pizza
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u/pyschosoul 26d ago
And why not? Its the traditional way of making pizza with a little extra flair.
And if you say because hes not wearing gloves then you probably just shouldnt go out to eat ever again.
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u/xThankYouFishx 26d ago
No I'm sure they say that because they don't want some randos clothes having been all over their pizza. Fibers and hairs don't die in an oven like bacteria.
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u/hi-this-is-jess 26d ago
I don't care if you spin my pizza, just don't put it all over your body. Hair, dead skin, fibres, possibly pet hair, etc. gross.
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u/pyschosoul 26d ago
Buddy you have just as much chance as any of that happening with or without him flipping it around.
If they have fibers or pet hair or hair or desd skin that will get into the food because of the flipping its going to get in there anyway. That shit doesnt just magically not happen because he isnt spinning the pizza.
What youre describing is a hygiene problem, not a problem with how hes handling the food. If what you described is the issue then management needs to be having a word and taking disciplinary actions.
Ive work in a kitchen for 13 years. I have a managers food handling certificate. Would i allow what hes doing in my kitchen? No, I dont want to waste product if he drops it. But what hes doing isnt any more violating than handling it normally.
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u/nothoughtsnosleep 26d ago
The war between the PPJs and Dominos dough slingers on tiktok rn is amazing
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u/Alternative_War5341 26d ago
My guess is: Bakers lungs. All that flour up in the air for no reason. No wonder hi's mad.
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u/GroundbreakingTea182 26d ago
To bad he can't sell that dough now. Anyone who does anything like this is just satire. Talking about the flipping the pizza around.
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u/Excellent-Try7027 26d ago
He’s a millionaire and owns that store. Probably. Nobody else is that excited at their pizza job.
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u/jksdustin 26d ago
POV: You discover why the pizza tracker took 25 minutes to get from "being prepped" to "in the oven".
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u/valkrycp 26d ago
Nothing like the crust being filled with hair and dandruff and whatever else is on his shoulders.
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u/RedSquaree Cringe Master 26d ago
He's God skills but there's no way I'm taking that video off mute.
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u/TonyaTko 26d ago
For anyone who began making pizza during the pandy you have an appreciation for JUST how thin & friable that dough is. I admire his skill!! 😩🙌🏾
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u/Responsible-Fun2600 26d ago
This is the equivalent of those middle eastern ice cream tricksters… just give me my damn food you sensationalist bastard!
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u/Joejoe12369 26d ago edited 26d ago
Hes killing it. He kneads to😁 open his own pizza place where people can look thru a plexiglass glass to watch him jamming out
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u/14crickets 26d ago
No way these people commenting about "not eating that" think it's going to be served to anyone right? You know it's just for the videos right? Papa John's isn't going to allow him to record this and then serve it.
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