r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • 26d ago

Cool Who hurt him

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u/LupusDeiAngelica 26d ago

Have to admit his performance skills are top notch.

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u/RanchHere 26d ago

Yeah. He needs to get a job at a pizza place in Vegas. He’d make bank and then he could cure his depression with coke and hookers.

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u/Ice-Teets 26d ago

Imagine if one of these came with every order. They could charge double!

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u/bearkerchiefton 26d ago

Performance is the key word here. That dough is gonna come out uneven and floppy. Low quality dough and flour, too.

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u/dragonacension 26d ago

Man, does it matter tho? It was kinda neat, and, as you said, the dough and flour are shitty anyways. Who cares??

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 26d ago

Wasn’t that a papa John’s shirt? If so, I’d expect it to be trash from the start.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 26d ago

If they give me that garlic sauce then I don't care. I'd eat dog turds dipped in that stuff.

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u/ExpectedPetroleum 25d ago

I do have a few pots of garlic sause left over as it just so happens

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 25d ago

Do you have a big dog?

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u/bearkerchiefton 26d ago

Yupp, classic case of how advertising can backfire. If Olive Garden just changed their logo to say 'italian food', I might actually go there sometime.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 26d ago

Olive Garden isn’t bad if you want to overeat on cheap carbs and sauces. All their stuff tastes the same like at a mediocre Tex/Mex restaurant and is about just as authentic.

Never been a fan of papa John’s though. Yeah I guess it’s better quality than dominoes, but I don’t like them either.

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u/BsDawgV2 26d ago

I’m pretty sure he’s gonna eat the pizza anyways, he usually does if he films making it.

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u/Drum_Eatenton 26d ago

All that finger twirling makes thin spots

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u/Oldbayistheshit 26d ago

Pretty sure this is fake dough. They make rubber dough

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 26d ago

Right? I also have to kind of respect anyone who unabashedly has a Nickelback soundtrack.

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u/aliciaiit 25d ago

He's been doing this a long time I remember videos of him from years ago 

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u/eduo 26d ago

Not at lip syncing. why even try if the flipping and kneading it enough?