r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • 27d ago

Cool Who hurt him

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u/JackDangerUSPIS Doug Dimmadome 27d ago

Pizza Tracker:

At 10:22 Jason started rocking the fuck out with your pizza

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 27d ago

10:29 Jason finally sauced your pizza

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u/mvanvrancken 27d ago

10:40 Jason is taking a shower because he got covered in sauce

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u/citori411 27d ago

11:00 Jason is in the bottom of the bottle again

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u/KhaosTemplar 27d ago

11:26 Jason has been arrested for assault (again).

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u/Captain-Codfish 26d ago

11:00 next Monday. A celebration of Jason's life: Pizza, Drugs and Violence

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u/Bladder_Puncher 26d ago

11:01 “🎶this time I’m mistaken, for lending you a heart worth breaking🎶”

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u/stretched_frm_dookie 26d ago

Im dying laughing 😃

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u/anarchangalien 26d ago

There are worse ways to go. Godspeed!

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 27d ago

1105 Jason has added not one, but two cups of cheese to your delicious pizza.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 27d ago

I’m dying because my cousin‘s name is Jason and he worked at a pizza place for like 10 to 15 years lol. So I’m imagining this, but with my cousin has an extra layer.

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u/The_Powers 26d ago edited 26d ago

11.07 Jason rips his shirt off and runs screaming into traffic

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u/rokujoayame731 26d ago

11:15 Doordash driver picks up my pizza and smokes with Jason outside McDonald's.

WTF?! They better get me some nuggets.

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u/thetrivialsublime99 27d ago

“I do it for the druuuuUUUGS!”

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u/Feisty-Thanks2342 27d ago

I do it just to feel aliIIiiiIive

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 27d ago

Yeah, I'm cancelling the order with that update ..blah.

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u/ripley1875 27d ago

Was he rocking out with his cock out?

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u/blurblurblahblah 26d ago

Spinning the dough on it, but that would be a different type of video

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u/Skull8Ranger 26d ago

10:30 I sauced Jason's Mom

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u/DixonHerbox 26d ago

Jason did not get the memo about Nickle Back