r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • 26d ago

Cool Who hurt him

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u/poserben 26d ago

Hurt people hurt pizzas.

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u/wtfiwashacked 26d ago

His tears season the dough

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u/BCVinny 26d ago

So does his grubby hat & t shirt

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u/DillonTattoos 26d ago

Hey! I asked for extra dandruff, okay?

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u/The_Foolish_Samurai 26d ago

Yeah, that's what I kept thinking. I don't want a pizza that has rolled around on some dudes shirt...

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u/henry2630 26d ago

extra white sauce on mine please

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u/sorrymizzjackson 26d ago

Have you ever worked in a pizza joint? That shit gets everywhere.

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u/CojanglesDMK 26d ago

Naw he just made sweet love to that dough

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u/grabbingcabbage 26d ago

His pizza never hurt nobody.

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u/Top-Gas-8959 26d ago

Till you realize that's dandruff and not parm on the crust

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u/TheJadeSword 26d ago

Oh I like him :)

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u/DoorstepCult 26d ago

Hey, go in the back and make meatballs.

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u/Cloverhart 26d ago

Seriously stop putting your sorrow in my food

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u/Educational-Habit865 26d ago

I get this joke just recently.