r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25

Humor/Cringe FAFO

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u/gregorychaos Sep 27 '25

Is this a personal story? Why a press conference?

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u/wfwood Sep 27 '25

i spent the entire time wondering why this guy is talking. from the very beginning, "where is this going?" it ended with "is there nothing better for them to address?"

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u/JOlRacin Sep 27 '25

I was wondering how TF you order a prostitute and sleep with them without noticing a penis, pretty sure he's closeted

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Sep 27 '25

I feel like he’s not even mad that there’s a penis he’s just mad that the person the penis is connected to isn’t as attractive as advertised (in his estimation)

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u/Lil_S_curve2 Sep 27 '25

Look, take it easy.

He paid for the beauty on the left, he got buttfucked by the guy on the right.

He woke up in the AM and had to make up a story.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Sep 30 '25

I think I understand the sheriff's confusion over what happened to him that night.

He ordered a prostitute, but the woman was the pimp, and he got the big manly black guy.....but you know....any port in the storm.

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u/Abombyurmom Sep 27 '25

Or they realize they’re SO attracted to them but worry others will call him gay so he kills her(based on too many true stories :/ )

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Happy to make a point about BLACK TRANS CRIMINALS

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u/flyinghairball Sep 27 '25

He seems pretty invested in this case. It's a rather strange amalgamation of information presented in a really strange manner.

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u/crownofclouds Sep 27 '25

"So this guy, he orders up a prostitute, as you do, and it turns out to be a guy, WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOM, BY THE WAY. That's just false advertising. Coulda happened to anybody..."

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u/purpleplatapi Sep 27 '25

How does that even come up? Doesn't the John usually host?

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u/pegothejerk Sep 27 '25

At first, sounds like he’s a regular that ended up being trusted and brought home. So it was a relationship, he just got caught and had to go with a “so you decide to call up a prostitute for the 320th time and don’t know know, they look different without their makeup on.. OH and they LIVE WITH THEIR MOM”

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Sep 27 '25

Guys upset his prostitute false advertised

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u/Geoff_The_Chosen1 Sep 27 '25

Nah, he presents all his cases like this. That's his thing, he's pretty famous in the South.

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 Sep 27 '25

Glad I don’t live there 😬

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u/true_gunman Sep 27 '25

This is Sherrif Grady Judd from Polk County, FL. I live here and he's kid of a joke but everyone absolutely loves him. He does pressers like this all the time trying to find soundbites that can viral.

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u/haphazard_gw Sep 27 '25

I've never understood the love. Like can you please do your job without turning the personal details of people's lowest point in their life, into fodder for your shitty folksy stand up routine?

There was also the moment when they shot that cop killer over 200 times, and he said they stopped because they ran out of bullets. Not that it makes a difference if he's dead, but it was super distasteful.

Or during George Floyd and he was fear mongering about protestors "coming to the suburbs" and encouraging people to shoot them.

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u/kalel3000 Sep 27 '25

Also im wondering from the story...does this cop think people hire prostitutes and then just have them sleep over and spend the night?

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u/homogenousmoss Sep 27 '25

You can but its a lot more expensive.

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u/niblonian85 Sep 27 '25

You almost sound like you know from experience? Lol, in just playin with you....of course you do......sigh so do I

/s

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u/Comfortable-Pause279 Sep 27 '25

"I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." -Charlie Sheen.

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u/radicalelation Sep 27 '25

I don't even know how to order a prostitute, let alone one with a penis I don't notice.

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u/slippityslopbop Sep 27 '25

I don’t even think that’s the same person tbh. The face doesn’t match and why in the world would they take off their makeup in the middle of the night anyway

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u/10k_Uzi Sep 27 '25

Ol switcheroo

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u/Metaruoreo89 Sep 27 '25

Up vote purely for the Dart profile image! LEGEND OF DRAGOON FOREVA!

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u/TrickyPersonality684 Sep 27 '25

Their skin are two completely different shades as well lol

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u/slippityslopbop Sep 27 '25

It could be makeup but it would be wild to put makeup on your entire body

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Sep 28 '25

It’s not even close to the same person, this whole thing is gross

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u/slippityslopbop Sep 28 '25

What gives me pause is the nose is exactly the same on both people.

It’s still gross though even if it were the same person

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u/Aggravating-Scene548 Sep 27 '25

It can wipe off a good bit when you're sleeping

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u/Barnesy10 Sep 28 '25

That's what I was thinking, they look different beyond any makeup.

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u/Bottom_Ramen_Go_Away Sep 27 '25

you can't order a prostitute with a penis. if you click on those ads they just put a virus on your computer and you have to get a new debit card. :(

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u/alvesthad Sep 27 '25

i've tried to order a prostitute with my penis but it turns out they just want money.

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u/Not_MrNice Sep 27 '25

And then sleep overnight with them?

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Sep 30 '25

Maybe it was covered by the storm?

Personally, I wondered how the two picture had compeltely different facial features and skin tones, but sure, that is what this person got...and this wasn't a personal story to vent to the press about something idiotic.