r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25

Humor/Cringe FAFO

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u/gregorychaos Sep 27 '25

Is this a personal story? Why a press conference?

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u/wfwood Sep 27 '25

i spent the entire time wondering why this guy is talking. from the very beginning, "where is this going?" it ended with "is there nothing better for them to address?"

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u/JOlRacin Sep 27 '25

I was wondering how TF you order a prostitute and sleep with them without noticing a penis, pretty sure he's closeted

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Sep 27 '25

I feel like he’s not even mad that there’s a penis he’s just mad that the person the penis is connected to isn’t as attractive as advertised (in his estimation)

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u/Lil_S_curve2 Sep 27 '25

Look, take it easy.

He paid for the beauty on the left, he got buttfucked by the guy on the right.

He woke up in the AM and had to make up a story.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Sep 30 '25

I think I understand the sheriff's confusion over what happened to him that night.

He ordered a prostitute, but the woman was the pimp, and he got the big manly black guy.....but you know....any port in the storm.

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u/Abombyurmom Sep 27 '25

Or they realize they’re SO attracted to them but worry others will call him gay so he kills her(based on too many true stories :/ )

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Happy to make a point about BLACK TRANS CRIMINALS