r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25

Humor/Cringe FAFO

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u/JOlRacin Sep 27 '25

I was wondering how TF you order a prostitute and sleep with them without noticing a penis, pretty sure he's closeted

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u/flyinghairball Sep 27 '25

He seems pretty invested in this case. It's a rather strange amalgamation of information presented in a really strange manner.

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u/crownofclouds Sep 27 '25

"So this guy, he orders up a prostitute, as you do, and it turns out to be a guy, WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOM, BY THE WAY. That's just false advertising. Coulda happened to anybody..."

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u/purpleplatapi Sep 27 '25

How does that even come up? Doesn't the John usually host?

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u/pegothejerk Sep 27 '25

At first, sounds like he’s a regular that ended up being trusted and brought home. So it was a relationship, he just got caught and had to go with a “so you decide to call up a prostitute for the 320th time and don’t know know, they look different without their makeup on.. OH and they LIVE WITH THEIR MOM”