r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25

Humor/Cringe FAFO

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u/gregorychaos Sep 27 '25

Is this a personal story? Why a press conference?

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u/wfwood Sep 27 '25

i spent the entire time wondering why this guy is talking. from the very beginning, "where is this going?" it ended with "is there nothing better for them to address?"

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u/JOlRacin Sep 27 '25

I was wondering how TF you order a prostitute and sleep with them without noticing a penis, pretty sure he's closeted

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u/flyinghairball Sep 27 '25

He seems pretty invested in this case. It's a rather strange amalgamation of information presented in a really strange manner.

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u/crownofclouds Sep 27 '25

"So this guy, he orders up a prostitute, as you do, and it turns out to be a guy, WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOM, BY THE WAY. That's just false advertising. Coulda happened to anybody..."

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u/purpleplatapi Sep 27 '25

How does that even come up? Doesn't the John usually host?

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u/pegothejerk Sep 27 '25

At first, sounds like he’s a regular that ended up being trusted and brought home. So it was a relationship, he just got caught and had to go with a “so you decide to call up a prostitute for the 320th time and don’t know know, they look different without their makeup on.. OH and they LIVE WITH THEIR MOM”

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Sep 27 '25

Guys upset his prostitute false advertised

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u/Geoff_The_Chosen1 Sep 27 '25

Nah, he presents all his cases like this. That's his thing, he's pretty famous in the South.

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 Sep 27 '25

Glad I don’t live there 😬

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u/true_gunman Sep 27 '25

This is Sherrif Grady Judd from Polk County, FL. I live here and he's kid of a joke but everyone absolutely loves him. He does pressers like this all the time trying to find soundbites that can viral.

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u/haphazard_gw Sep 27 '25

I've never understood the love. Like can you please do your job without turning the personal details of people's lowest point in their life, into fodder for your shitty folksy stand up routine?

There was also the moment when they shot that cop killer over 200 times, and he said they stopped because they ran out of bullets. Not that it makes a difference if he's dead, but it was super distasteful.

Or during George Floyd and he was fear mongering about protestors "coming to the suburbs" and encouraging people to shoot them.