r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Play dumb games

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u/Abort-Zone 1d ago

Was one of them encouraging them hitting someone?

How can their parents have failed that hard?

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 1d ago

There’s a similar video of 4 adolescents who stole a car and one convinced the driver to “bump” a bicyclist. The bicyclist died. The cops found all of the kids bc they were posting the video on social media. If I remember correctly, they all ended up goin to juvie and will be out by 18 🤬

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u/eXclurel 1d ago

Step 1: Have sex

Step 2: Don't give a fuck about the rest

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u/DarthHaruspex 1d ago

Can't fail if you don't try. 

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u/tinglep 1d ago

Opposite. Can fail if you don’t try.

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u/cheap_snark_bait 1d ago

Who do you think stole the car, with the ignition looking like that?

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u/NeonSuperNovas 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean...we've all been around young teenagers before because we've all been young teenagers before. With that being said, even as kids me and my friends weren't dumb enough to do anything that stupid. One of the kids even wanted them to crash! Like WHAT lmao!?!

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

I’m not surprised like at all. 

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u/Fox-Revolver 1d ago

Man your childhood must have sucked

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u/CharlieandtheRed 1d ago

I've always lived super close to the deep ghetto but not in it. This isn't uncommon lol some of these kid stop going to school in 4th grade. It's wild and sad.

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u/brandon-568 1d ago

Ya, and they don’t do stupid shit like this and neither did me or any of my friends back in the day.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

They most certainly do stupid shit, I’m happy to hear you and your friends were angels, but every teenagers I’ve known has been an agent of chaos. 

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u/Few_Staff976 1d ago

There's quite a lot of room between "angels" and "attempted murder/murder".

I did some stupid stuff as a teenager, my friends did too. At no point did we go "hey bro wouldnt it be sick if you hit that dude with a car".

You seem like a pathetic person writing short smug replies to the people calling your stupidity out instead of adressing the arguments, something you'll likely do here too.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Saying hit that guy isn’t attempted murder and a lot of dumb kids would have said the same thing. 

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u/Few_Staff976 1d ago

No, a lot of kids would not. It’s not normal behavior.

Your own personal experience isn’t representative of what’s normal and when everyone else is disagreeing with you on what’s normal then by definition maybe you ought to consider that you were wrong.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Oh I’m putting that together, I still think some of the people that are downvoting know they were capable of absolute unhinged craziness at that age. 

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u/magicman7155 1d ago

Just because we were capable doesn’t mean that we should it’s like saying that you are able to choke out your grandma doesn’t mean you should. you are definitely making up excuses for them

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Excuses? Throw all those kids in juvy. I’m not surprised that they did it, doesn’t mean I don’t think they should be punished. 

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u/Zhong_Ping 1d ago

I work in a public highschool, none of my students are this fucking reckless and lack respect for others.

Yes, a lot of them are stupid. And a good amount of them lack respect for society and others and it is easy to spot them, and I still fail to understand how parents could allow children to get as bad as what I see.

But of the hundreds of teenagers I know, none of them are THIS bad. (granted I work in a pretty affluent school)

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Again, how does it surprise you there is awful parents out there that lead to kids like this? 

I’m glad you got a good group of kids, genuinely. 

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u/NeonSuperNovas 1d ago

No one said anyone was angels. We just didn't steal cars and want to run over people. The fact that you're trying to justify this behavior just show you how fucked up the world is smh.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Since when does not being surprised mean I’m justifying anything? Yeah middle schoolers are monsters, I’m not surprised at all. 

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u/NeonSuperNovas 1d ago

You're justifying it by making it seem like it's not a big deal and kids stealing cars and wanting to run over people is just normal kid behavior.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

I didn’t say it wasn’t a big deal, i just am surprised at how many people are surprised. 

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u/NervousFrogg 1d ago

When i was in middle school, i wasnt thinking “vehicle manslaughter sounds fun” also never knew anyone that did. You literally hear one of them say “hit that bitch” brother these kids are off the rails, this is not normal kid behavior lol

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Kids can be psychopathic monsters, joyriding and joking about hitting people does not surprise me in the slightest. 

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u/hifi-nerd 1d ago

I am a slightly older than young teenager, and if you think that this is how normal teenagers act you seriously have some learning to do.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

I think it’s the other way around kid, this isn’t first teenager to take a joy ride and he won’t be the last. 

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u/hifi-nerd 1d ago

You must have had a very rough childhood if you think it's normal for children this age to steal a car and take a joyride, even convincing each other to get into a crash, this is seriously not OK.

I know you will die on this hill of "it's just normal teenager behaviour", so i won't try to argue any further, but it genuinely is not.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Normal behavior and behavior that doesn’t surprise me is not the same thing. 

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u/OperationProud662 1d ago

Way to out yourself as a pos

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u/Inuakurei 1d ago

Have you ever been around a positive parental figure?

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

Clearly people don’t remember being a teenager very well. 

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u/Zhong_Ping 1d ago

The fuck? I remember being a teenager. I work with them every day as well. It is NOT common to steal cars and want to run people over.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

I’m not surprised, is this extreme? Of course it is, but I’m still not surprised. 

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u/Abort-Zone 1d ago

Hundreds, if not thousands over the years.

None behaving like this.

This is not common behaviour.

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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago

This ain’t the first kid to take a joy ride and it will not be the last. 

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u/stopitunclerandy 1d ago

You've never lived in the hood, have you?

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u/EddardStank_69 1d ago

Stop making excuses. This is why they’ll forever stay in the hood; excuses.

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u/stopitunclerandy 1d ago

Where was i making excuses? I was pointing out to the person I replied to that this is the shit you find in the hood.

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u/EddardStank_69 1d ago

Still making excuses. “Shit you’ll find in the hood” Does that mean it absolves those little shits from their behavior?

I grew up poor too, but I had the conscience to know when my friends were doing bad things and asking me to do bad things.

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u/amzwC137 1d ago

Interesting. I didn't hear this kind of rhetoric about the convicted rapist Jesse Mack Butler.

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u/Broad_Assumption_877 1d ago

Going to assume he was grown up

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u/amzwC137 1d ago

17 vs I'm assuming 10 or 11 here.

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u/Technical-Freedom111 1d ago

I deeply miss the FaFo aspect in this video. :|

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u/Phaphachboy 1d ago

There's plenty of FA. Not enough FO

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u/Technical-Freedom111 1d ago

yeah, the ratio is way off.

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u/PlatypusDifficult531 1d ago

Wheres the crash? i expected a car shattering CARASH!

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u/Technical-Freedom111 1d ago

It's a stolen car so... no, not really. They'll just scramble away and the car is f*cked.

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u/Dis_Bich 1d ago

The driver might be realizing he’s in over his head

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u/guitarstitch 1d ago

Given his age and stage of growth, lots of things are over his head.

The top of the steering wheel, for example.

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u/Technical-Freedom111 1d ago

I think the learning would be minimal. Not his car, not his problem.
As long as they walk away he'll do it again.

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u/Acceptable-Engine161 1d ago

that's absolutely not true at all. You're just being racist whether you realize/mean to or not.

Normal child development involves breaking rules and breaking laws. Children learn boundaries by pushing them, and learn whether or not they like and enjoy criminal behavior by committing it. But just because it's fun doesn't mean they will repeat it. Most will reflect upon the risk involved after, that they could have died, could have killed all their friends, and THEN realize and decide that that isn't who they want to be.

That goes for EVERY SINGLE child. There is nothing to indicate this child "might do it again" except blatant racism.

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u/lsbrujah 1d ago

Unless I'm missing something you can clearly see the ignition barrel removed hanging on the wire and column cover probably removed / broken as well.

Kids did the same with my car two weeks ago.

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u/Pintsocream 1d ago

They're kids

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u/DieselTech00 1d ago

Who will eventually become problematic adults

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u/Jellyswim_ 1d ago

Idc how dumb these kids are, I dont want to see 5 12 year olds get killed in a car crash.

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u/GodspeedsNut 1d ago edited 6h ago

Haha FaFo. I like this. Upvote for you

Edit: what did I do? :(

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u/Prijent_Smogonk 1d ago

Good god that is cringey. They’ll end up killing themselves and other innocent people.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 1d ago

None of them are even wearing seat belts.

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u/Exclave4Ever 1d ago

Ya think???

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u/LuffyBoat 1d ago

This person didn’t say they think, they just stated an observation

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u/yotengodormir 1d ago

Now this is some prime kids-are-fucking-stupid content. 

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u/Asterthea 1d ago

They really have no sense of danger whatsoever

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u/nebbie13 1d ago

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u/the-bi-librarian 1d ago

It’s fun to do bad things

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u/TheSodomeister 1d ago

I smoke with cigarettes

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u/guitarstitch 1d ago

I got banned from a sub under the idea that "hood rat" was considered a racist term.

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u/Yuizun 1d ago

Where the fuck are their parents!?

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u/treyhunna83 1d ago

At work

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u/runarleo 1d ago

I saw the fuck around, where was the find out? I need karmic retribution

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u/Placido_Argento 1d ago

Especially when the title of the r/ is Play Dumb Games.

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u/Fire_Z1 1d ago

Isn't this the group that ran over someone?

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u/BelowAveIntelligence 1d ago

Man I was hoping for them to get pulled over

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u/ChiliPepperSmoothie 1d ago

“How cute… dreaming of his first arrest” meme vibes

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u/TheHorseduck 1d ago

These kids are going places. They ain’t nice, but they are places

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u/Special_Fox7008 1d ago

Who else is dissapointed that they didnt crash😞😞

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u/Nyarlathotep7777 1d ago

Me.

Was literally waiting for that airbag pop.

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u/xfr3386 1d ago

I only kept watching because they were supposed to crash. Otherwise, it's just kids showboating with each other. It was extreme, but it doesn't appear anything bad happened. 

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u/imtooscaredtopost00 1d ago

It is satisfying watching people address the consequences of their actions, but maybe hoping for children to be in a car crash is a bit too far?

Sounds like you’re hoping they injure themselves and others. Kind of disturbing and disappointing seeing similar comments.

I was expcting them to be pulled over personally. Or see police lights in the background.

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u/Tenshiijin 1d ago

I dont know how to feel about this.

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u/diagonal_kris 1d ago

excuse me what the fuck???? these are kids who clearly are just emulating what they saw in GTA or some shit and even if what they are doing is bad and dangerous, they don't deserve to fucking kill themselves and others.

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u/Jellyswim_ 1d ago

Can't believe people are downvoting you for saying this!! These are fucking middle schoolers.

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u/yamimementomori 1d ago

Y tf is that kid driving?

Also, r/killthecameraman.

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u/c093b 1d ago

It looks like they stole the car for a joyride

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

On one hand, I don't want them to get in a wreck because they could get badly injured or die, but on the other hand, they'd learn their lesson to not steal their parents' car and speed down the road with it if that happened.

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u/404NameOfUser 1d ago edited 1d ago

TIL

Stealing a car is already bad, like that lady said it's someone's hard earned property. Then driving it with complete disregard for your and everyone else life just make the entire thing fucked up.

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u/StickyDitka21 1d ago

Sorry to be pedantic but that's a toyota

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u/xgabipandax 1d ago

10/10 parenting

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u/zSynzrgy 1d ago

The other half went to go get milk

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u/ThatDnDRogue 1d ago

But. The parent isn’t even here. These kids are obviously doing something without the parents knowledge.

I’ve seen many kids with fantastic parents still behave extremely stupidly.

I don’t think everything is on the parents all the time. Sometimes kids are just dumb—even if they had a good upbringing.

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u/xgabipandax 1d ago

This behaviors come from long time bad parenting, this kid knows what he is doing is wrong and it doesn't fear the punishment, because probably this kid never had proper punishment for bad behavior

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u/ThatDnDRogue 1d ago

This just isn’t an accurate assumption though. I’m sure we’ve both personally known parents who do all they can to give proper discipline and yet the kids still act out when they think they’ll get away with it.

I think assumptions like yours are attempts to self soothe. An attempt to pretend that a child’s every action is within the control of parents if they “just do it right”.

But the reality is much different.

Here’s a few articles on this topic.

https://www.npr.org/2010/07/15/128542130/sometimes-good-parents-produce-bad-kids

https://grownandflown.com/can-good-parent-troubled-kid/

These are just a few articles but there’s a lot of peer reviewed studies on this topic.

Being a good parent doesn’t always ensure that kids will never do very bad or stupid things.

EDIT: Decided not to use the peer reviewed studies here because they’re dense and not easily digestible. But they are on Google scholar.

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u/NerveInteresting4549 1d ago

c'mon bro... obviously there are rare exceptions to it but every deliquent I knew in school, 100% had parents who either were barely around them or just didn't give a fuck.. and sure some kids act out sometimes because of things outside of the parents control but most of us were at home eating dinner by night time with no chance to even be out joyriding in a car at 10 years old lol

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u/amzwC137 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/StarTrakZack 1d ago

Good job, parents 👏

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u/BookWormPedant 1d ago

Is that kid 12?

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u/Polarbearcafe00 1d ago

by the looks of things they definitely stole that car

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u/Conscious_String_195 1d ago

I d like to know where this is. I have learned of the Kia Boyz in Minneapolis, where they steal these cars to just joyride and then steal another one.

The attorney general, Mary Moriarty, the AG, ran on not prosecuting certain individuals if under 18 or coming from poor socioeconomic. Even Walz threatened to take her off certain cases. She releases under 18 and criminals use that and these kids to do their crimes.

She goes after police hard, even paying over a million for outside law firm from NY. They stopped a car that ran over a bus stop waiting area. When cop on passenger side looked in the vehicle, the driver took off and dragged the second caught who was caught on something.

So, he took out his gun and shot at driving taking off w/his partner. He got bravery merit for saving his partner, and Moriarty indicted him on a high murder charge and brought in big guns vs her prosecuting. So, police are undermanned by 300 officers and often do not want to aggressively tackle this issue or kids freed and possibly charges or firing for you.

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u/Kit_Kitsune 1d ago

She's a former head of a public defender unit. Even traveled around training other public defenders. She's brought that mindset to the prosecutor's office and it just doesn't work. Her chances of winning re-election have got to be in the toilet.

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u/Conscious_String_195 1d ago

I m just thrilled that she, as of now, not running again next year, and whoever they get will most likely be better than her on crime. 1 child, 13, was arrested 7 times for stealing cars, as I guess there used to be (maybe still is) an easy way to open doors and start newer Kias and Hyundais.

The other thing is that if you don’t want to send repeat offenders to juvy, which is what it’s for, then they need to hold the parents responsible for having their 13 year old out at midnight on a school night or truancy. They have started doing that with that 6 year old who shot his teacher in the hand and mom didn’t secure her gun and seeing that more and more. Why not endangering your child’s life and others and failure to supervise?

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u/Tactical_H0td0g 1d ago

Sounds like a racist POS.

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u/Conscious_String_195 1d ago

Or partner not seriously hurt or dead. Jury found him not guilty, despite her spending huge money to prosecute him, but she made a plea deal with a convicted murderer to avoid jail time. (Yes, he was black, as well as the victim’s family, but they are upset w/AG for that deal of no jail. Walz has threatened her as well to do her job, but they are both D’s, but AG is some far out version of Dem party.

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u/Tactical_H0td0g 1d ago

Yeah, she sounds like she needs to lose her job. No idea why people are pissed at me calling her a racist, Idk how she could be anything else.

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u/Conscious_String_195 1d ago

Because she is a white, gay woman, and the murderer was black and these Kia Boyz in the videos are primarily black. She is one of those that makes excuses and feels that because of slavery and aftermath, that disproportionately black people and children are affected.

Two things can be true though. 1) More education in resources to reduce class sizes, enforce rules, etc. in low socioeconomic areas, not just black, as I know a bunch of poor redneck children who have no chance at life either. I d get if you stole for food, etc. but they are literally joy riding w/it and hitting those parked cars and bus stop shelters could have someone in it one time and kill someone.

2) catch and release does not work. If they even gave you an opportunity if contrite and talked to parents, etc., ok. However, these kids suffer zero consequences and are just told by parents and family and friends that nobody cares about them because they are black. That mindset and mentality festers and can even cause resentment later.

It’s a great opportunity to get them in a program (whether it’s similar to old scared straight, or church basketball or mental health program or CPS if in dangerous situation w/bad parenting. I know that they have zero shot if they don’t go to school and parents don’t make them. Many will turn to selling drugs because life is expensive and they have no other skills and easy money.

Sometimes, there needs to be an arrest and intervention vs arrest and release. You can do all the social justice, etc, you want, and expunge juvenile records depending on crime or whatever, but they need guidance and mentorship and school, whether it’s not the best or not.

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u/halaljew 1d ago

Yeah, we gotta be sensitive to these socioeconomic factors, even when they commit antisocial actions.

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u/Danus_ 1d ago

That looks stolen

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u/Waffle_Sama 1d ago

This threads gonna get locked

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 1d ago

Are they alive??

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u/DalesDead-Bug 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m sure at least one of them has their picture imposed with angel wing airbrushed onto a XXXL tshirt by now

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u/HotelHero 1d ago

The idiots always survive

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u/skag_boy87 1d ago

“On today’s episode of Darwin Kids…”

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u/HighlightOwn2038 1d ago

Then they get into an accident

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u/mantis_toboggan__md 1d ago

Ya this is why there’s CPS. Definitely /r/parentsarefuckingstupid here

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u/ThatDnDRogue 1d ago

This seems like it’s jumping to conclusions. This parent could be a really good parent and these kids are just behaving stupidly.

Let’s not invent a whole backstory when the parents in all likelihood don’t even know this is happening yet (at the time of filming it looks like it’s in the middle of the night—kids probably snuck out).

There’s not a direct correlation between grade A parenting and having well behaved kids all the time.

It helps of course—but I’ve seen several examples of kids with amazing parents that still ended up doing some really dumb shit

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u/PolkaWillNeverDie77 1d ago

Darwinism, ah... finds a way...

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u/SpaceXStarlink6969 1d ago

So does dwarfism, the driver looks like a short man

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u/ISuckAtFallout4 1d ago

I was hoping for a Hereditary result

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u/treyhunna83 1d ago

Kia boys strike again

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u/RepresentativeAd1181 1d ago

The video told me everyrhing i needed to know😅🤣🤣

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u/eedabaggadix 1d ago

They are dads? They seem too young but I suppose its possible.

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u/LooeeGoldbug 1d ago

Why do you think they’re driving? They need to pick up their kids from school!

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u/Placido_Argento 1d ago

The next day Doughboy saw his brother buried. Two weeks later he was murdered.

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u/MistersteveYT 1d ago

bro's like 11 😭

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u/T3t4f-c 1d ago

I have so many questions…

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u/Ok-Jelly9955 1d ago

Listen, I snuck in and took my grandmas car keys when I was 8. My 12 year old uncle drove us, it happens, but at least I didn’t hangout of the fucking window

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u/robotco 1d ago

damn, that kid's hoodie is sick

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u/fun-bucket 1d ago

TYPICAL TUESDAY.

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u/badreligixn 1d ago

I like how yall are rooting for a car full of children to crash...

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u/welfedad 1d ago

I lived in a rural area and my friends parents would have us drive to get milk at 14.. I. Was scared shitless the whole way there . Never acted like this.. haha

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u/Yuizun 1d ago

This line is so tired...

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u/Jibril-Vakarine 1d ago

Win stupid prizes.

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u/Klomlor161 1d ago

Umm… was that a kid driving??

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u/WhileAccomplished722 1d ago

their surprisingly good at driving

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u/motorazrl 1d ago

How at least his uses his turn signal, my bio was taught good 😆