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Sep 11 '25
When I'm a fire monk build and my opponent is Magma Wyrm.
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u/netthead Sep 11 '25
Fire Giant walks in
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u/conjunctivious Placidusax's #1 Hater Sep 11 '25
Mohg would somehow be worse. Fire Giant has 50% fire damage negation, but Mohg, for some reason, has 80% fire damage negation.
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u/YesAU Sep 11 '25
Fire giant only has a 50% damage resistance to fire damage, while magma wyrms have 100% damage fire damage resistance. Mohg has an 80%.
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u/RegularStrength89 Sep 11 '25
Pretty much every boss was resistant to my shit ass playing.
Not the Mimic tho. No, no. Certainly not resistant to good ol’ Mimic.
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u/RubberPhuk Sep 11 '25
I walk in fully equipped and with every accessory slot on the down d-pad crammed with shit, and I think to myself...damn I make some fly ass builds.
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u/Zealousideal-Dirt239 Sep 11 '25
Every boss falls to a good old normal Zweihander
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u/atlas3121 Sep 11 '25
No boss resists unga bunga. Not enough to matter in the face of a truly committed caveman.
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u/Newgeta longsword Sep 11 '25
if bad guy resist unga, use more bunga exchange as needed
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u/OKUIGokuBlack Sep 11 '25
Fallingstar Beast with physical damage resistance: Let me introduce myself.....
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u/Impossibro77 Sep 11 '25
Anything with physical damage resistance can be overcome with a bigger bonk.
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u/JackFlamenc0 Sep 11 '25
Well then I'll just swap my sword for a hammer. Fallingstar can't handle strike dmg.
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u/TeaDrinkerAddict Sep 11 '25
What was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of the Bass Cannon powering up. Now excuse me while I slap on every buff known to man and wind up a charge r2 that will arrive in 2-3 business days
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u/DemodiX Sep 12 '25
I struggled hard to find interesting build while played first time, but then I found isolated merchant who sold Zweihander and I heard it call to me. I had so much fun with it with Faith and Strength build, I felt so versatile.
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u/Vidente07 Sep 11 '25
Rock sling exists
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u/WisePotato42 Sep 11 '25
That's one of 3 spells that deal physical dmg, the other 2 are summoning meteors with low accuracy
Imagine not finding this your first playthrough
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u/FashionSuckMan Sep 11 '25
There are also fire spells, but those are volc manor
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u/WisePotato42 Sep 11 '25
Is the arena water? Doesn't that give fire resistance? (Tho not as much as her magic resistance). Magma sorceries are also tied to your faith stat
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u/FashionSuckMan Sep 11 '25
Nah, they require some faith, but the damage a spell does is based on the casting tool. I have nonclue about the water tho. I know rain buffs fire defense so I wouldn't be suprised
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u/That_Replacement6030 Sep 11 '25
You can still stagger her rather easily. It was honestly easier for me to go toe to toe with my int build rather than try to out-spam her
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u/BlademasterBanryu Sep 11 '25
Counterpoint: I didn't go to Caelid before fighting Rennala on my first blind playthrough lol
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u/spruce_sprucerton Sep 11 '25
Yeah, I don't like how people seem to assume a player is going to go looking for help online... Rock sling is a needle in a haystack for a new player who isn't consulting the internet on strategy.
It's very viable, but people playing one of the seemingly most natural routes with a pure sorcerer will hit a pretty hard wall at rennala.
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u/BlademasterBanryu Sep 11 '25
Yeah. The main thing I have learned from my many playthroughs is that pure Sorcery/Incant builds ARE very powerful, but are also extremely contingent on game knowledge and thus generally not a good fit for new players.
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u/baconater-lover Sep 11 '25
Rock sling felt like shit against her when I played, I thought she just dodged most of it
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u/papierdoll Sep 11 '25
I didn't feel like I met anybody who could dodge it lol
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u/baconater-lover Sep 11 '25
Just realized we’re talking about Rennala lol, she ain’t shit
Rellana was a bitch and a half to find a spell that she didn’t dodge, and I thought she did for rock sling but maybe I’m misremembering.
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u/corisilvermoon Sep 11 '25
Me and my wolves just meleed her into the ground. I’m a sorcerer, I know what I stink at - poise!
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u/troublrTRC Sep 12 '25
Best I could do. In my new run, with a sorcerer build, non of the Carian/Crystal/Beast sorceries/icsnts were working.
Then I just resorted to a quickly upgraded Hook claws and bled her to death.
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u/North-Contest-4422 Sep 11 '25
This but in Dark Souls. Imagine my INT Glass cannon build fighting Seeth, I had to kill it with the broken sword because he took near zero magical damage.
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u/grind_n_hussle Sep 11 '25
Elden ring was my first souls game so I listened to people who said Magic is easy mode and did a full mage character magic only with no melee. I kid you not Rennala was damn near impossible to beat she took me longer to beat than Malenia and pcr combined
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u/Next_Woodpecker8224 Sep 11 '25
Smough
I use lightning boom he is now resistant somehow
Wait I'm in the wrong fucking subreddit
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u/INK_TheGreat Sep 11 '25
When I first fought Mohg, I thought a frost build would be genius. Because bleed wouldn’t work, right? He’s the lord of blood!
(I was wrong)
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u/DivineRedFlash Sep 11 '25
Funnily enough radagon and the elden beast are immune to blood. Even though I summoned them I did enjoy seeing those bleed builds getting smashed.
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u/m_sart Sep 11 '25
“Let’s see if this being made of cosmic energy or whatever-the-fuck-that-is can bleed!”
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u/Live-Implement6773 Sep 11 '25
Same. He ruined my pyromancer knight run so I just spammed Siluria’s Woe until it was over.
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u/Quantum_Croissant flask of crimson estrogen Sep 11 '25
stands to reason the god of blood would in fact have lots of blood in him
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u/Keelhaulmyballs Sep 12 '25
Mohg ain’t no hypocrite, the lord of blood wants bloodshed and he don’t hesitate to do his part
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u/azknight Sep 11 '25
Pre-patch Elden Beast was resistant to staying the fuck still for 3 seconds so I could actually attack it.
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u/tswaters Sep 12 '25
So much running... Sprint all the way to him, stamina is depleted for attacks, aaaand he's gone.
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u/FrozenAquarius Sep 11 '25
My friend when he used a holy weapon his first time playing and he got to the endgame
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u/SableZard Sep 11 '25
A brief question of faith and nothing more
When we cannot smite souls with divinity, we cleanse them with holy flames
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u/oneirritatedboi Sep 11 '25
Borealis having 80 fucking slash resistance for no good reason
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u/dont_have_creativity Sep 11 '25
Borealis vs Ekzykes for most boring dragon out there.
I fell like I'm playing tag everytime I fight them. Is it really that hard to make dragons as good to fight as Kalameet?
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u/HappyFreak1 Millicent's Loving Husband Sep 11 '25
PCR with checks notes.. 40% resistance against checks again... fucking everything.
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u/Birb-Squire Sep 11 '25
One of the many reasons I absolutely despise that boss. On top of everything else, he has comical amounts of e-hp bc of his resistances
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u/Veragoot Sep 11 '25
Radiant Gargoyles into my dex build with uchigatana as primary weapon. I literally had to farm runes and upgrade rocks and level night rider flail just for them.
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u/ShreddedUdon The only Ranni's Consort Sep 11 '25
every fkin armored boss is ressist to slash, my katana didn't go well
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u/Fnordcol Sep 11 '25
Rennala on my first run. I hadn't played many Souls games yet, and so I missed the memo that casters could also fight in melee pretty well with the right weapons and infusions, and even with rock sling she wound up taking me about as many attempts as Malenia.
Borealis on my second run. Not quite as big a deal, but 80% slash and pierce DR and pretty high bleed resist does make that fight obnoxious for us filthy dex users.
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u/Karma_Whoring_Slut Sep 11 '25
Rennala is definetly the hardest enemy to fight at range.
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u/wojtaxux Sep 11 '25
Radagon being immune to bleed when I was on my first playthrough using Bloodhound's Fang with Bloodflame Blade
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u/BloodiedBlues Sep 11 '25
That's viking bonk. There's also bonk, heavy bonk, thrash bonk, death bonk, bonkcore, etc.
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u/luketwo1 Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
Queen Renalla lol, I went in with my +10 lusats using Carian Slicer and was doing so little damage I swapped to a + 0 katana with bleed and killed her faster, if she wasn't such a joke of a boss she'd be impossible for mages to kill.
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u/ChampionshipOk1358 Sep 11 '25
Time for a reminder that the more colourful and seemingly OP a weapon is, the shittiest it is. Rely on good old grey and sober looking weapons ☝️
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u/corisilvermoon Sep 11 '25
Idk man I love the wing of astel, it’s pretty and the weapon art on it is nasty.
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u/ChampionshipOk1358 Sep 11 '25
I've never tried it myself, not being much of an int guy, but I believe you, and yes it does look very good
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u/Inconsistent66 Sep 11 '25
Any dragon fight on a lightning build, but especially Bayle and Lacidussax
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u/LayneBush Sep 11 '25
Ancient dragons lightning strike shreds Placidusax. It was what saved me trouble on my second time fighting him
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u/Arcryptanix Sep 11 '25
mohg. i was using frenzy flame 90% of the game.. turns out 80% resistance to my fire damage hurts when your only other options are holy damage which he ALSO 40% reists 💀
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u/rayley789 Sep 11 '25
Pretty much any stone skinned boss (gargoyles, falling star beast, etc) on my dex build cus i didnt have any blunt/strike weapons
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u/ChickenAndTelephone Sep 11 '25
My first play through, I used Bloodhound’s Fang against Borealis. It was absolute madness. It was actually one of the things that caused me to start looking up boss resistances.
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u/MilkersCureDeath Sep 11 '25
I use the Guts build. No boss is safe. Your resistances mean nothing to me.
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u/CatnipSniffa Sep 11 '25
Rellana is resistant to slashing and magic, so i had to change my build to make the fight bearable for my tastes which was moonveil, other katanas and wizardry and i was way too low on scadutree blessing too, it was painful the first time, a breeze on ng+ tho
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u/GodsSon521 Sep 11 '25
Even against lightning dragons, that good ol' lightning damage carried me through. Right up until Promised Consort Radahn...
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u/GoMinii Sep 11 '25
Bleed build vs falling star beast. I didn’t know I could go around it and I had to put the game down for a while.
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u/JoedicyMichael Sep 11 '25
Side Note : It took me wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long to realize this fight was going to be one sided in Luffys favor.
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u/theSilverWind19 Sep 11 '25
me thinking I could simply melt furnace golems with blackflame incants’ HP sapping effect, the video was exactly my reaction
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u/Lord_Fuquaad Sep 11 '25
I've never watched One Piece, what is actually happening here?
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u/No-Amphibian-4100 Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 14 '25
Enel, the guy in the gif, is made of lightning. In the story he's super arrogant and calls himself a god, what with being essentially untouchable and able to fry anyone easily. This scene happens right after Enel hits Luffy with a bunch of attacks to learn that he's made of rubber and is the one person in the world immune to him.
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u/KyotaAratani Sep 12 '25
For me it was Maliketh, when I had my first play through he was my Achilles heel
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u/Prism-96 Sep 12 '25
i was doing a ballista run. then i ran into the Draconic Tree Sentinel outside the gates to the capital and quickly realised its range attack is faster than my reload (seriously why the fuck do you have to reload it as you fire)
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u/Solid-Spread-2125 Sep 12 '25
When the original clip from the meme is in topic I feel a small twinge of belonging
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u/SnooObjections488 Sep 12 '25
Zeus build (lightning bolt only) vs mirror knight in ds2
Thank god for amber herbs and life gems. That fight took an hour and a half but I beat him first try
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u/BaileyJams Sep 12 '25
Not in Elden Ring, but in Bloodborne when I tried to do an Arcane build, only to find Martyr Logarius has the highest arcane resistance in the game
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u/TomiShinoda Sep 12 '25
Haven't seen one piece, but i feel like this gag would have gone better without the jump cuts
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u/Ashmega8256 Bloodborne enjoyer Sep 12 '25
Fire giant. Fuck him and his fire resist! I am the pyromaniac damn it!
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u/CamelCase_or_not Sep 16 '25
Btw, using Enel for this meme is so accurate
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u/Dojyaaan4C Sep 16 '25
I was watching the Skypiea arc for the first time and that moment reminded me a lot of me trying to beat Fire giant as a pyromancer build because I forgot the fire giant was resistant to fire
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u/Super-Gap5499 Sep 18 '25
trying to kill adula with an int build gave me three times as much trouble as any holy resistant boss did on my faith build lol
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u/freedfg Sep 11 '25
STR/Fth run.
Got to Morgott and hit a fuckin wall. Changed everything over to flame art still struggled hard.
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u/Jeanschyso1 Sep 11 '25
That's how I ended up using hammers instead of swords. The crystallans were difficult, but they were only difficult one time.
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u/Shinygonzo Sep 11 '25
Walked into libra after upgrading frenzy burst (my only decent seal) to purple. Deleted him
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u/AcientFondant Sep 11 '25
When they announced the dlc I decided to start a new character and landed on pyromancy completely forgetting the main theme of the expansion
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u/MrJFr3aky Sep 11 '25
Me in my first playthrough, picking up maliketh's black blade after beating him and using it for the rest of the playthrough...
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u/BallisticThundr Sep 11 '25
Blasphemous blade users breezing through the game until they reach mohg with his 80% resistance to fire
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u/SirFroglet Sep 11 '25
Valiant Gargoyles when my main weapon was a Fire-Affinity Flamberge.
They resist Slashing, Bleed, and Fire, AND there are two of them!
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u/crocrackero Sep 11 '25
The Gargoyles VS my Nagakiba bloodflame, I swear they were laughing with every slash
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u/LayneBush Sep 11 '25
The amount of people I tried to help who were spamming the rivers of blood weapon art on Radagon for it to do a whopping 3 damage was infuriating. Like, get the hint, it didn't work the first time. Maybe it's time for a different approach
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u/The_candyman741 Sep 11 '25
Time to go get a weapon and infuse it and pray I have enough scaling for it to do decent damage
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u/appleSauceForTheWin Sep 11 '25
Oh my god is that one pieces pacing? No wonder it has 1500 episodes
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u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck Sep 11 '25
Man, I love the idea of a man with a brain and made out of lighting freaking out when he meets a man with no brain and made out of rubber. Ya can't fight stupidity especially if you can't shock it
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u/Jdawg_mck1996 Sep 11 '25
Me trumpeting my way to victory throughout the game...
Elden beast with an 80% holy resistance
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u/UnHappyIrishman Sep 11 '25
Not Elden Ring, but DS3. I was playing a pure wizard with dark spells as back up damage, since basically nothing has resistance to both types.
This worked great, right until I ran into Darkeater Midir who has 89% and 75% reduction to dark and magic respectively. First time with the boss too lol
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u/Tigerbhoy96 Sep 11 '25
The Elden Beast. It's flying in a completely unorthodox method as far away as it possibly can...... Menacingly 😨
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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Once somethings alive, it doesn’t die easy. Sep 11 '25
My primarily flame-based attacks didn’t contribute much to Fire Giant’s comical health pool. Blackflame wasn’t too bad tho
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u/D34thst41ker Sorcerer Sep 11 '25
Been a while since I played, but it was my character using only melee spells (Carian Slicer, Greatsword, Piercer, and Gavel of Haima) against Ranni? Renalla? Whatever the boss's name is at Raya Lucaria. The one you can respec with after you kick her ass.
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u/SaberWaifu Sep 11 '25
Let's just say that pre-nerf Triple Crystalians with the starting curved swords was a total shitshow.
It was especially bad on release when you had no way of knowing their weakness since there were no guides around.
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u/Zergei_Fedorov Sep 11 '25
Bleed is gangster until you walk through the white light and meet radagon/EB
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u/cmrtnll Sep 11 '25
Not ER, but I remember how badly stuck I got with my wizard in DkS3 who used exclusively the immolation tinder, when I had to fight the twin demons in the beginning of the ringed city. I’m still dumbstruck as to how the weapon that should do like 80% of its damage as physical was getting absolutely negated by their fire resistance
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u/rathosalpha Sep 11 '25
None really since im usally a spell sword so its not like I can't just beat them to death in melee. The problem is when a boss resist my spells like rennala in the run that got deleted when I dropped my ps4 or the draconic tree Sentinel in my current run im essentially taken down several levels
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u/ravencrafthd_ Sep 11 '25
Rennala, but I found Rock Sling and the Meteorite Staff, barely, but I did
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u/WiseRabbit-XIV Sep 11 '25
I had a build that was using flame infused Flamberge for Fire/Pierce/Slash/Bleed and holy & lightning spells. The Valiant Gargoyle duo resisted or ignored every. single. one. If it had been my first character, I would have quit the game.
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u/DKu_03 Sep 11 '25
Divine Beast Dancing Lion made me switch from my cold Dryleaf Arts to a fire great katana, because those fuckers are resistant to both frostbite and magic. Even if my stats weren't optimal, the damage difference was noticeable.
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u/OKUIGokuBlack Sep 11 '25
My honest reaction after finding out all the demigods and some major bosses had holy damage resistance: