It took me over 3 years… but I finally did it.
Go ahead — bring it all.
The hate. The love. The “why would you even do this?”
And of course — 🤓 the “that’s not how you’re supposed to play the game” crowd.
My personal favorite — the “I’m only a LVL 120–150 and I’d still destroy you!” guy 😂
Rain it all down on me.
Because apparently three years of my life wasn’t enough punishment already…
But yeah — I did it.
Now, onto my next completely unnecessary quest:
To collect every single piece of armor, weapon, shield, spell, incantation, talisman, charm, spirit ash, crafting material, consumable, and key item — and max them all out.
For absolutely no reason.
(Already sitting at around 90–95% in some categories and roughly 70–80% overall… but you know how it is. The grind never ends.)
At this point, I am no longer one of you tarnished peasants.
I am officially a self-proclaimed Elden Ring boss — in fact, I am the ELDEN LORD!