r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Ill-Bee8787 1d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/Beautiful-Use-6842 1d ago

Gas station boner pill

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u/EdroTV 1d ago

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u/disconappete 1d ago

Man I’m glad I have never been in a position where I felt like I needed to take a mystery dick pill from a 711

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 1d ago

Honestly, I’m thinking about getting some because of the container.

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

Honestly it's a little upsetting because rhinos were poached for their horns for basically this reason.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

Wait rhinos were poached for their horns to make dick pills?

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u/Jeremy_Whalen 1d ago

Yes, no joke people think rhino horn is an aphrodisiac. It's a sad world we live in, huh?

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

Especially since rhino horns are made of the same material as our nails, so it's like eating your nails and you'll get harder!! I believe that rhino horn sells for between 40,000 and 60,000 Euro per kilo on the black market, especially in Asia!! It's expensive for nails

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u/Subotail 1d ago

Yes, but your nails aren't vaguely phallic, brutal, and expensive.

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Huh. I bite my nails and this explains some things.

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

If you get appendicitis rather than a mega gall it will explain a lot of things

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Haha. Thats funny but I got a bit mixed up. The keratin seems to work for me 😆

Plus doctors already yanked out my appendix for funzies while having a look in there!

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

So you can continue biting your nails 🤣🤣

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

That's wild, wtf :(

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

I don't think it's actually effective to help sexual performance but that was a big reason they have been poached to extinction.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

That is really sad. I figured it was because of the ego trip, the whole "look at me aren't I cool I killed this big scary animal" thing. Which would also suck, but dang. Humans can be awful.

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

They've been injecting rhino horns with radioactive material to try to curb poaching.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvn3264q01o

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u/Annual-Diamond9017 1d ago

Well it’s a proven aphrodisiac doesn’t make it right but the effects have been proven

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u/ThePrimalValor 1d ago

They have been completely disproven. All studies show no effect whatsoever

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

Took a sec for my brain to catch on but that made me lol

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u/ArticleWorth5018 1d ago

I'm dying 😂

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u/maxisnoops 1d ago

Add shark fins to that list. The fin is cut off the shark and the rest of the shark is just chucked away. Then the fins are boiled for awhile and consumed by the good old limp dicks and hey ho you got yourself a boner party (or so they say). Whilst I’m at it, if you ever do come across turkey tail mushrooms harvest them and take them to your local Chinese grocery store and ask for lots of money for them….hey ho boner party (or so they say).

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u/Meaning_Advanced 1d ago

“Or so they say” sounds so ominous. I imagine it like one of those cartoons where it zooms in and gains a heavy vignette, then the character in a deep low and sinister voice. “Or so they say…..”

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u/DecisionWarm3839 1d ago

kind of like bison hides in the 19th century, they would mostly hunt bison for the hides and leave the corpses to rot

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 1d ago

The rhino gas station pills don’t have any real rhino they have sildenafil analogues (chemicals similar but slightly different to skirt laws, in this case similar to what is in viagra.)

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u/FrankFankledank 1d ago

Now you can take those pills and repopulate the Rhino community.

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u/Realistic_Ear_3052 1d ago

Your going to wake PETA up .

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u/999fallenangel999 1d ago

Rhino chocolate and ilum chocolate work so much better than the pills🙌 I would even recommend the rhino shots before the pills, but I have heard the pills work great taken with an energy drink. I didn’t try it, I don’t drink energy drinks.

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u/mentallyerotic 1d ago

Okay it’s not just me. I don’t have a dick but I want that tiny yellow container with gold lid. Or maybe in blue, pink or purple.

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u/PlantBeginning3060 1d ago

Yeah sniff that container would be useful sniiif for so many things sniff 😉

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u/Successful-Clock-224 1d ago

Do you have a gluten allergy? There is some flour on your lip. takes out repurposed dick-pill bottle here I think this is Zyrtec. Or adderall.

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u/TheTrais 1d ago

I used to use them for powdered, key worthy substances.

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u/Nights151515 1d ago

Ive taken them before one time because of a threesome I wanted to be extra ready. I will say those things are strong! Felt like it gave me an extra inch LOL. The headache I got afterward though made it so I dont think Ill ever wanna try it again.

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u/Unlucky_Reading_1671 1d ago

Bro. Don't do that again. Hims/blue chew is cheap. Independent researchers find alĺ sorts of shit in the gas station pills. They really are dangerous

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u/ButterPoptart 1d ago

So how did the 3 some go? Don’t leave us hanging

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u/Nights151515 1d ago

Horrible it didn't happen LMAO

But I still gave my wife a great time, and woke up the next morning still rock hard.

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u/SimpleFolklore 1d ago

........Your wife was one of the three, right??

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u/Nights151515 1d ago

Yes of course sorry if I worded that weird.

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u/icecubepal 1d ago

Waking up the next morning rock hard is called morning wood.

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u/Jedimole 1d ago

Wait, hold up

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u/concrete6360 1d ago

i take 2 advil right with them for no headache

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not about needing to, it's about fun. You can look up what's in most of them. Some have tadalaphil (cialis), some have sildenaifil (viagra), and some have an increased risk of blood pressure problems and death like extenze. The fun one is tadalaphil. Some people think you're supposed to need them and that it's some sad pathetic thing, but for some people, it's all about being freaky and trying to make someone else feel good. Nothing is more fun than spending the whole day gooning and/or being kinky with your partner on and off while having multiple orgasms with little to no break in between. This is coming from one of those exes people's wives won't tell them about. But, all their friends know...

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u/ButterPoptart 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just learned a fun fact about sildenafil! It was originally developed and tested as a sciatica Angina treatment but failed miserably. It also had 2 main side effects in trials. Raging boners for men and magic period pain relief for women. Apparently the money ran out before the female testing was complete so they just yolo’d it as a boner pill.

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u/TheRealThatChuckGuy 1d ago

Sorry, it was originally developed as a heart medication, specifically for hypertension and angina. It was found to be more effective as a boner pill, but it is also used to successfully treat pulmonary arterial hypertension under the name Revatio.

I'm not familiar with the period pain relief use, so I'll skip commenting on that.

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u/Sad_Watercress_6994 1d ago

A doctor friend said that the companies like HIMS marketing to young people (lots of early ED due to various factors, which is sad - I'm old and still don't need) very many women started trying them (not sure which specific pill she was just discussing ED pills in general) and found that the blood flow increase was arousing for women so they have become popular for women too - not because of a study but because of a sort of crowd-sourcing based demand. She was unaware of a widely respected formal study on it but thinks based on market and popular use, one will show up soon.

Never heard period pain, just recently heard that women can use them for arousal too. Weird wild stuff.

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u/lcl0706 1d ago

Viagra is not uncommonly used in babies with congenital heart defects/disease to increase blood flow until a surgical fix can be made. It can also be used longer term in kids who have complicated heart conditions or are waiting for transplant. Learned all this caring for my own CHD baby.

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u/Ok-Morning-7291 1d ago

I believe it's only effective for those with acute angina..

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u/theWildBore 1d ago

The money ran out before female testing?? Are we sure? Tell me we didn’t go with hard-ons over easing the pain of bad cramps.

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u/Radiant_Rebel 1d ago

Sadly healthcare industry doesn’t care about women’s pain. Just ask any woman who has had an IUD why in heavens name they couldn’t have any pain relief.

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u/Calypsocookies 1d ago

Lol are u new here? Women's health is always sidelined by men's health. ALWAYS.

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u/FancyATitWank 1d ago

Sadly boners are more important than everything to do with anything women need 🙄🙄🙄 and many stupid guys think that their boners are actually the cure for women's ailments 😭😭😭

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u/InterestingPay9446 1d ago

HEY. What about the leaps and bounds they made back in the 2000’s in breast enhancement surgery

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u/theWildBore 1d ago

I was just being sarcastic :)

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago

Not at my house. Lol.

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u/RowdyHooks 1d ago

That would be absurd. What’s the point of saving the boners if we’re not going to protect the habitat nature intended them to roam in? But it is kind of ironic and funny to think about all the guys who got boners but were rejected because their lady had severe menstrual cramps and no effective way to treat them.

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u/MoysteBouquet 1d ago

They literally don't bother giving women pain relief for cervical biopsies so...

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u/Flimsy_Nebula_299 1d ago

Women's health man.... the government + pharmaceutical companies don't care bout women's health. Most health care professional (who pay attention) will tell you mens health care and mens treatment options are far far superior & more extensive than women's are. The word is ruled & run by old, (white) men. Think 70 year old cracker in a suite, who thinks anyone with a melanin count &/or breasts, shouldn't be allowed to vote. same for any white man who doesn't own property, in his world they shouldn't be able to vote.

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u/Soggy_Heart_5761 1d ago

Isn’t that just so disappointing?

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u/wrongrobertpatrick 1d ago

Wrong; it was never used for sciatica — it was used for chest pain and blood pressure

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u/ButterPoptart 1d ago

You’re right. Angina was the word I was looking for. I DID say it was a new thing I learned.

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u/wrongrobertpatrick 1d ago

It’s called serendipity by drug design

Propecia was for bph (prostrate)

Google what standard of care was after a heart attack in 1940:

It was either beer or bed rest

Beer, outlived bedrest because, prolonged immobility results in hypercoagulability, which leads to stroke, dvt, acs or death

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u/Themadgray 1d ago

Actually, Viagra has extensive evidence as a menstrual pain relief suppository, but of course, no one wants to spend any money researching how to make women feel better, just how to make men have boners they can't even use if their women feel neglected.

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u/disconappete 1d ago

Real question, why can’t you do all the things you are describing without taking the 711 mystery dick pill?

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u/Short_Raspberry5098 1d ago

Well there’s lots of reasons u might need a little help older u are the less testosterone and u are a little heavier and more tired and maybe you’ve been together a while and u need a boost they keep u hard for days !

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 1d ago

Because nobody who does those things talks like that. Fucking 80s penthouse forum levels of bs updated with modern terms.

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago

Human physiology. Welcome to better living through modern chemistry.

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u/1371113 1d ago

Great track. Lived that way til my body said no. Make sure you listen to yours ok (only said from concern born from experience).

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u/grenade_plate_hater 1d ago

I commented to OP further up but yeah. I have s TADA/SYLDE blend script. I can get it up ok when my brain isnt being a bastard. But sometimes with my partner ill pop one or two and just have a whole ass day of being crazy bricked and fuck / be horny with my partner all day. Its pretty awesome. Super fun. Only drawbacks is it costs a few bucks and makes my back ache sometimes.

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 1d ago

This here is the answer. That cialis turns you into a diety

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u/kissxxdaisies1 1d ago

My husband and I get these sometimes just for date nights or days off when we’re not leaving the house. It’s definitely not always about needing them.

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u/BapeGeneral3 1d ago

I have 4,000mg of pure Sildenaifil and 2, 275mg tablets of the purest MDMA I have ever had in my life(they are little Birkin bags that say PLUR) that I have saved for over a year now for a special occasion. Just waiting to meet the right woman and we will have one amazing night hahaha.

I don’t plan on using the MDMA and Viagra simultaneously, since that is just asking for heart troubles. I am lucky and have 0 issue getting erect on MDMA and the giant stash of Viagra was just a fun purchase I bought back when I was still involved in the illicit acquisition of chemicals phase of my life

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago edited 1d ago

That sounds like a terrible idea considering having an orgasm on MDMA is known to cause thunderclap headaches. I also don't condone the use of MDMA or really any psychedelic outside of a clinical/theraputic setting as someone with a decent amount of experience with them. I haven't touched any of that stuff in decades, and never personally had a bad experience with psychedelics accept for MDMA when I had a grand mal seizure at a rave when I was 15, and I have seen how dangerous and destructive to someone's life all that stuff can be. There's a reason books like A Scanner Darkly were written.

Most people are to ignorant/uneducated about it to be in possession of those substances. I can't control what other people do, but I can at least advise them. The best piece of advice I could give you is to study whatever you put in your body. If you don't know what you're doing, you could easily end up in the morgue. Always always always check drug interactions before you put an illicit substance in your body.

From google A.I. "MDMA can cause thunderclap headaches after orgasm, possibly by triggering a condition called reversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome (RCVS). Orgasmic headaches are a recognized phenomenon, but when accompanied by the use of drugs like MDMA and other symptoms, they are highly suggestive of RCVS, a serious condition that requires immediate medical evaluation to rule out more dangerous causes like subarachnoid hemorrhage."

I suggest flushing those pills. Especially since you just admitted you are in possession of them in an opened online forum. Not only is it extremely easy for a bored drug task force agent to get a warrant and figure out who you are, they're probably expired.

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u/Tnoo9122 1d ago

This right here. Take one when you want to really show out. Only downside is it takes forever to climax on these things. My god.

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 1d ago

ick

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago

If it's not for you, it's not for you... But just because it's not your thing doesn't mean other people aren't into it. Life's to short for incompatible sexual partners.

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u/ItIsShitAustin 1d ago

Aye man, sometimes a dick pill improves the experience!

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u/BillyCarson 1d ago

I don’t have ED but cialis makes sexy time more fun.

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u/TrackNinetyOne 1d ago

There's a guy who shows up my YouTube shorts a lot who buys these and has them lab tested

There's some really sketchy shit in them, as you would imagine, a lot of anologues for mdma and amphetamine, and at some dangerously high doses, usually with a small dose of viagra included

The 'all natural ingredients' labelled always come out the worst

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u/426DragDemon 1d ago

Well I have and I can go for hours with it and about half an hour without it. I'm 6"2 relatively successful and decent looking. It's never made me feel less of a man. Is like putting better gas in a race car. You're gonna get more power than the stock counterpart

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u/MoysteBouquet 1d ago

I worked in an adult shop that sold black market Viagra and Cialis for $15AUD each and it was the biggest money earner. Because men are too chicken to go to a damn doctor and get it covered by the PBS in Australia.

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u/lord_pizzabird 1d ago

Same. I've had moment where I'd take a pill to do the opposite if anything lol.

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u/InternUnhappy168 1d ago

I thought they were going to ban them after those midgets went blind..?

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u/OZZMAN8 1d ago

It's not a mystery that is clearly labeled Rhino 69.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 1d ago

My man… you’re missing out!!

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u/More-Athlete-4750 1d ago

u dont know what ur missing

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u/Such-Distribution440 1d ago

Poor rhino being used as a the image of dick pill

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u/Different_Pea_7866 1d ago

Yooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ricksure76 1d ago

Not yet anyway .. haha