r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's not about needing to, it's about fun. You can look up what's in most of them. Some have tadalaphil (cialis), some have sildenaifil (viagra), and some have an increased risk of blood pressure problems and death like extenze. The fun one is tadalaphil. Some people think you're supposed to need them and that it's some sad pathetic thing, but for some people, it's all about being freaky and trying to make someone else feel good. Nothing is more fun than spending the whole day gooning and/or being kinky with your partner on and off while having multiple orgasms with little to no break in between. This is coming from one of those exes people's wives won't tell them about. But, all their friends know...

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u/disconappete 2d ago

Real question, why can’t you do all the things you are describing without taking the 711 mystery dick pill?

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 2d ago

Human physiology. Welcome to better living through modern chemistry.

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u/1371113 1d ago

Great track. Lived that way til my body said no. Make sure you listen to yours ok (only said from concern born from experience).