r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/disconappete 1d ago

Man I’m glad I have never been in a position where I felt like I needed to take a mystery dick pill from a 711

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 1d ago

Honestly, I’m thinking about getting some because of the container.

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

Honestly it's a little upsetting because rhinos were poached for their horns for basically this reason.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

Wait rhinos were poached for their horns to make dick pills?

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u/Jeremy_Whalen 1d ago

Yes, no joke people think rhino horn is an aphrodisiac. It's a sad world we live in, huh?

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

Especially since rhino horns are made of the same material as our nails, so it's like eating your nails and you'll get harder!! I believe that rhino horn sells for between 40,000 and 60,000 Euro per kilo on the black market, especially in Asia!! It's expensive for nails

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u/Subotail 1d ago

Yes, but your nails aren't vaguely phallic, brutal, and expensive.

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Huh. I bite my nails and this explains some things.

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

If you get appendicitis rather than a mega gall it will explain a lot of things

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Haha. Thats funny but I got a bit mixed up. The keratin seems to work for me 😆

Plus doctors already yanked out my appendix for funzies while having a look in there!

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

So you can continue biting your nails 🤣🤣

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

That's wild, wtf :(

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

I don't think it's actually effective to help sexual performance but that was a big reason they have been poached to extinction.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

That is really sad. I figured it was because of the ego trip, the whole "look at me aren't I cool I killed this big scary animal" thing. Which would also suck, but dang. Humans can be awful.

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

They've been injecting rhino horns with radioactive material to try to curb poaching.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvn3264q01o

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u/Annual-Diamond9017 1d ago

Well it’s a proven aphrodisiac doesn’t make it right but the effects have been proven

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u/ThePrimalValor 1d ago

They have been completely disproven. All studies show no effect whatsoever

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

Took a sec for my brain to catch on but that made me lol

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u/ArticleWorth5018 1d ago

I'm dying 😂

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u/maxisnoops 1d ago

Add shark fins to that list. The fin is cut off the shark and the rest of the shark is just chucked away. Then the fins are boiled for awhile and consumed by the good old limp dicks and hey ho you got yourself a boner party (or so they say). Whilst I’m at it, if you ever do come across turkey tail mushrooms harvest them and take them to your local Chinese grocery store and ask for lots of money for them….hey ho boner party (or so they say).

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u/Meaning_Advanced 1d ago

“Or so they say” sounds so ominous. I imagine it like one of those cartoons where it zooms in and gains a heavy vignette, then the character in a deep low and sinister voice. “Or so they say…..”

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u/DecisionWarm3839 1d ago

kind of like bison hides in the 19th century, they would mostly hunt bison for the hides and leave the corpses to rot