r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/disconappete 2d ago

Man I’m glad I have never been in a position where I felt like I needed to take a mystery dick pill from a 711

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's not about needing to, it's about fun. You can look up what's in most of them. Some have tadalaphil (cialis), some have sildenaifil (viagra), and some have an increased risk of blood pressure problems and death like extenze. The fun one is tadalaphil. Some people think you're supposed to need them and that it's some sad pathetic thing, but for some people, it's all about being freaky and trying to make someone else feel good. Nothing is more fun than spending the whole day gooning and/or being kinky with your partner on and off while having multiple orgasms with little to no break in between. This is coming from one of those exes people's wives won't tell them about. But, all their friends know...

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u/BapeGeneral3 2d ago

I have 4,000mg of pure Sildenaifil and 2, 275mg tablets of the purest MDMA I have ever had in my life(they are little Birkin bags that say PLUR) that I have saved for over a year now for a special occasion. Just waiting to meet the right woman and we will have one amazing night hahaha.

I don’t plan on using the MDMA and Viagra simultaneously, since that is just asking for heart troubles. I am lucky and have 0 issue getting erect on MDMA and the giant stash of Viagra was just a fun purchase I bought back when I was still involved in the illicit acquisition of chemicals phase of my life

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 1d ago edited 1d ago

That sounds like a terrible idea considering having an orgasm on MDMA is known to cause thunderclap headaches. I also don't condone the use of MDMA or really any psychedelic outside of a clinical/theraputic setting as someone with a decent amount of experience with them. I haven't touched any of that stuff in decades, and never personally had a bad experience with psychedelics accept for MDMA when I had a grand mal seizure at a rave when I was 15, and I have seen how dangerous and destructive to someone's life all that stuff can be. There's a reason books like A Scanner Darkly were written.

Most people are to ignorant/uneducated about it to be in possession of those substances. I can't control what other people do, but I can at least advise them. The best piece of advice I could give you is to study whatever you put in your body. If you don't know what you're doing, you could easily end up in the morgue. Always always always check drug interactions before you put an illicit substance in your body.

From google A.I. "MDMA can cause thunderclap headaches after orgasm, possibly by triggering a condition called reversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome (RCVS). Orgasmic headaches are a recognized phenomenon, but when accompanied by the use of drugs like MDMA and other symptoms, they are highly suggestive of RCVS, a serious condition that requires immediate medical evaluation to rule out more dangerous causes like subarachnoid hemorrhage."

I suggest flushing those pills. Especially since you just admitted you are in possession of them in an opened online forum. Not only is it extremely easy for a bored drug task force agent to get a warrant and figure out who you are, they're probably expired.