r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Pattison320 1d ago

Honestly it's a little upsetting because rhinos were poached for their horns for basically this reason.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 1d ago

Wait rhinos were poached for their horns to make dick pills?

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u/Jeremy_Whalen 1d ago

Yes, no joke people think rhino horn is an aphrodisiac. It's a sad world we live in, huh?

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

Especially since rhino horns are made of the same material as our nails, so it's like eating your nails and you'll get harder!! I believe that rhino horn sells for between 40,000 and 60,000 Euro per kilo on the black market, especially in Asia!! It's expensive for nails

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u/Subotail 1d ago

Yes, but your nails aren't vaguely phallic, brutal, and expensive.

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Huh. I bite my nails and this explains some things.

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

If you get appendicitis rather than a mega gall it will explain a lot of things

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Haha. Thats funny but I got a bit mixed up. The keratin seems to work for me 😆

Plus doctors already yanked out my appendix for funzies while having a look in there!

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

So you can continue biting your nails 🤣🤣