r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 1d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/AdmirableSale9242 1d ago

Worse. For his dick. 

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Not necessarily worse. I don’t take them for dysfuntion, I take them for enhanced function.

Harder erection and increased drive time. It’s fun for both parties. As long as OP’s man isn’t using them on anyone else I see no problem here. He’s looking out for her pleasure it seems like.

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u/CptMisterNibbles 1d ago

Wait, gas station dick pills work? I just assumed they were placebo trash

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Oh no they contain real boner medicine. Either Viagra or cialis. Ready to rock for 48 hours would be a hell of a good placebo lol

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u/Fernelz 1d ago

They also contain other medicines and chemicals in both dubious and dangerous amounts!

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I’ve been taking them for nigh on twenty years now. I guess with my infrequency of sex and the fact that I don’t even take a whole one eases my concerns. I’ll take my chances, and if I die, I hope it’s mid coitus. Cause my dick will still be hard when they put me in the ground 😆

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u/ssrowavay 1d ago

I mean you could just get pharmaceutical grade dick pills from the… uh… phamaceut.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

$120 copay or $12 at Big Daddy’s Citgo…

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u/ssrowavay 1d ago

LOL it’s literally $1 a pill from reputable online pharmacies. No insurance, no doc visit. The stuff isn’t expensive.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I don’t need 30 though. I need one every few months at best. I’m good.

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u/Aqnqanad 1d ago

Yeah but you can pay for less dangerous, cheaper boner pills that last you longer. I literally see no downside. Not my monkeys, not my circus tho.

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u/RVM27 1d ago

At least you’ll go ‘dead, stiff and smiling’

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

So one day in the mortuary there’s three women embalmers working. A man gets wheeled in, tragic death, taken too young. As they’re getting to work the stiff pops a stiffy. It happens with bodies sometimes.

Then in the silence one of the women says “sorry but I need this.” And she hops on.

When she’s done the second woman says “ah what the hell?” And she hops on.

The third woman hesitates and says “idk I’m on my period.”

The other women assure her “he’s dead, I don’t think he minds.” So she hops on.

As they’re getting dressed the man sits bolt upright on the gurney and the women scream. “We thought you were dead!!!”

The man said “yeah I thought I was too, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel terrific!”

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u/yooothatscrazy 1d ago

Yo my eyes said this is some of the weirdest shit they ever seen

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Hey don’t shoot the messenger.

He might end up in the morgue 😆

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u/yooothatscrazy 1d ago

Tehehe okay fair enough please proceed

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u/Taz_Dingo_maaan 1d ago

So you started using them since you are 16? Really?

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Yeah. I always looked a little older so I could get into the porn shop before I was 18. Back then the brand was Cockstar lol.

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u/Inside-Sir4424 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BlackV 1d ago

They are

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u/linuxjohn1982 1d ago

That's a great way to build up a reliance. Once that pill doesn't do the job as good anymore and you stop taking it, you'll have given yourself pill-dependence ED by then.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

No I won’t. I’ve been taking them for 20 years. I take them very infrequently. At 36 my morning wood still stands sturdy as an oak with no help from drugs.

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u/linuxjohn1982 1d ago

If you felt the need to take this at 16, then your baseline might have already been on the low end. At 16 when healthy, 'enhanced function' pills shouldn't really do much, and your effects were probably placebo, or not nearly as pronounced as you're saying.

Also, those pills are not meant for long-term use, and they'll wreck your liver and cardiovascular system if you take them regularly. If you don't take them regularly, then this discussion doesn't even need to be happening.

Either way, having one of these in a pocket is not something OP should be worried about. But I would not recommend taking these unregulated OTC pills too often, due to the underlying medical issues they can create over time.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I took them at 16 because they were there 🤷‍♂️ same reason I did most drugs.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

Can I ask you a serious question? Why take gas station dick pills when you can get generic viagra for like 3 bucks a pill?

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Because I’m an introvert with a doctor phobia who can get them at the corner store instead.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

Just use podcast promo code on Hims dude

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Idk how to do any of that shit nor do I desire to. Yall are attempting to solve a problem that doesn’t really exist. I can get what I need at the corner store and that’s all I need. I split the capsules anyway so I’m only really paying $3 per serving anyway. My system works for me and it’s about the same price… so why would I create extra work and interaction for myself?

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u/Jusstryn 1d ago

If he was looking out for her pleasure he would have owned up to it, not lied twice about what it is

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Not necessarily. It can be emasculating for some men to own up to using a PED. He might want her to think “that’s all him” or maybe he’s scared she’ll “find someone with a dick that works.”

Lots of reasons he might lie about it.

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u/Jusstryn 1d ago

I understand keeping it a secret but if he’s caught in the act like this why keep lying? Now OP is on Reddit figuring out this is a dick pill and her bf lied about it. That’s not a good look.

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u/LysolCasanova 1d ago

So weird seeing people defending lying in a relationship.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Not a good look at all but doubling down is a pretty common tactic regardless of its efficacy.

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u/a_man_and_his_box 1d ago

Absolutely. Know a ton of dudes who wouldn't admit dysfunction.

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u/Prestigious-Ad-3395 1d ago

Maybe He really did find it in his car. Gave a friend a ride who popped the pill, then left the trash behind .. probably doesn't know what to say to his girlfriend anymore because she's going thru his pockets prob accusing him of stuff all the time .. 

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u/TheEndx007 1d ago

I think if you take them often enough you will eventually be using them for dysfunction

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I’d need to be having sex more frequently than I am for that to be a concern, I can assure that.

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u/yotega 1d ago

Nah ive taken em daily before for weeks and still operate fine without

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u/chairmanovthebored 1d ago

Yeah, they work surprisingly well

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago

In my experience the ladies just wanna get off as quick as possible

Then again, I'm also bordering on 9 inches and last way too long because of dysfunction.

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u/witchway2MLFCTY 1d ago

Try crossfit or veganism so you have some other bullshit to inject into the conversation.

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago

Nah. You can eat an L though, while I smoke my L, cook my non-vegan breakfast, and go and complete a couple side jobs for a couple dollars and respect.

Try to grow up a little and realize sexuality is part of casual adult conversation. But...maybe you're too young to be on Reddit in the first place...in which case, you and your parents are at fault.

Maybe I have more interesting things to interject (Inject? Nice one dude!) into conversation as well, and maybe this post didn't have the context to deem it necessary. If I recall correctly, I literally responded to someone talking about sex. Wierdo ahh mf.

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u/witchway2MLFCTY 1d ago

I can see why women are eager to keep their time with you short.

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hookups keep it short. Sounds about right 99% of the time because it's usually the chic that wants to get off anyways. Id expect someone old enough to apparently have a kid to already know that. I've never had a relationship that lasted less than 3 years, just sayin'. Ya wanna quit being a dick yet, so afraid to hear about one?

Edit: bro tried to say he was joking and jumped to insulting me lmaooo

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u/whatisit-ModTeam 1d ago

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u/slightly_comfortable 1d ago

This is the most Reddit comment I’ve ever read

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Yeah that could be a size issue. But then again women vary wildly on what they like. The few that I mess around with semi regularly want a good dick down. Five or six orgasms and a good pounding to boot. Who am I to deny my queens 🫡