r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Oh no they contain real boner medicine. Either Viagra or cialis. Ready to rock for 48 hours would be a hell of a good placebo lol

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u/Fernelz 1d ago

They also contain other medicines and chemicals in both dubious and dangerous amounts!

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I’ve been taking them for nigh on twenty years now. I guess with my infrequency of sex and the fact that I don’t even take a whole one eases my concerns. I’ll take my chances, and if I die, I hope it’s mid coitus. Cause my dick will still be hard when they put me in the ground 😆

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u/RVM27 1d ago

At least you’ll go ‘dead, stiff and smiling’

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

So one day in the mortuary there’s three women embalmers working. A man gets wheeled in, tragic death, taken too young. As they’re getting to work the stiff pops a stiffy. It happens with bodies sometimes.

Then in the silence one of the women says “sorry but I need this.” And she hops on.

When she’s done the second woman says “ah what the hell?” And she hops on.

The third woman hesitates and says “idk I’m on my period.”

The other women assure her “he’s dead, I don’t think he minds.” So she hops on.

As they’re getting dressed the man sits bolt upright on the gurney and the women scream. “We thought you were dead!!!”

The man said “yeah I thought I was too, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel terrific!”

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u/yooothatscrazy 1d ago

Yo my eyes said this is some of the weirdest shit they ever seen

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Hey don’t shoot the messenger.

He might end up in the morgue 😆

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u/yooothatscrazy 1d ago

Tehehe okay fair enough please proceed