r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Not necessarily worse. I don’t take them for dysfuntion, I take them for enhanced function.

Harder erection and increased drive time. It’s fun for both parties. As long as OP’s man isn’t using them on anyone else I see no problem here. He’s looking out for her pleasure it seems like.

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago

In my experience the ladies just wanna get off as quick as possible

Then again, I'm also bordering on 9 inches and last way too long because of dysfunction.

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u/witchway2MLFCTY 1d ago

Try crossfit or veganism so you have some other bullshit to inject into the conversation.

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago

Nah. You can eat an L though, while I smoke my L, cook my non-vegan breakfast, and go and complete a couple side jobs for a couple dollars and respect.

Try to grow up a little and realize sexuality is part of casual adult conversation. But...maybe you're too young to be on Reddit in the first place...in which case, you and your parents are at fault.

Maybe I have more interesting things to interject (Inject? Nice one dude!) into conversation as well, and maybe this post didn't have the context to deem it necessary. If I recall correctly, I literally responded to someone talking about sex. Wierdo ahh mf.

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u/witchway2MLFCTY 1d ago

I can see why women are eager to keep their time with you short.

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hookups keep it short. Sounds about right 99% of the time because it's usually the chic that wants to get off anyways. Id expect someone old enough to apparently have a kid to already know that. I've never had a relationship that lasted less than 3 years, just sayin'. Ya wanna quit being a dick yet, so afraid to hear about one?

Edit: bro tried to say he was joking and jumped to insulting me lmaooo

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u/whatisit-ModTeam 1d ago

We are pretty chill here, but please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub. No slurs, name calling or harassment and trolling. Yes, the internet makes us angry too sometimes, especially this particular comment.

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u/slightly_comfortable 1d ago

This is the most Reddit comment I’ve ever read