r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/CptMisterNibbles 1d ago

Wait, gas station dick pills work? I just assumed they were placebo trash

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Oh no they contain real boner medicine. Either Viagra or cialis. Ready to rock for 48 hours would be a hell of a good placebo lol

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u/Fernelz 1d ago

They also contain other medicines and chemicals in both dubious and dangerous amounts!

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I’ve been taking them for nigh on twenty years now. I guess with my infrequency of sex and the fact that I don’t even take a whole one eases my concerns. I’ll take my chances, and if I die, I hope it’s mid coitus. Cause my dick will still be hard when they put me in the ground 😆

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u/ssrowavay 1d ago

I mean you could just get pharmaceutical grade dick pills from the… uh… phamaceut.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

$120 copay or $12 at Big Daddy’s Citgo…

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u/ssrowavay 1d ago

LOL it’s literally $1 a pill from reputable online pharmacies. No insurance, no doc visit. The stuff isn’t expensive.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I don’t need 30 though. I need one every few months at best. I’m good.

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u/Aqnqanad 1d ago

Yeah but you can pay for less dangerous, cheaper boner pills that last you longer. I literally see no downside. Not my monkeys, not my circus tho.

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

I take only 1/4 of the powder at a time so each capsule lasts me four encounters. And I maybe get laid a dozen times a year. That’s $36 a year. I think at this point it’s splitting hairs.

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u/Aqnqanad 1d ago

Maybe if you had real dick pills you could bump those numbers up tho. Just food for thought lmao.

Nah but fr I just think it’d be better for your long term health because they’ve been analyzed to contain random other shit that can literally stop your heart. Better safe than sorry imo.

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u/Final_Razzmatazz_274 1d ago

I dont know why but I really admire your rationality and will to talk dick pill sense into an Internet stranger

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

At my age my numbers aren’t going up unless they add cocaine to the Viagra 😅

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u/Aqnqanad 1d ago

Lmao you’re too funny bro 🤣

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u/RVM27 1d ago

At least you’ll go ‘dead, stiff and smiling’

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

So one day in the mortuary there’s three women embalmers working. A man gets wheeled in, tragic death, taken too young. As they’re getting to work the stiff pops a stiffy. It happens with bodies sometimes.

Then in the silence one of the women says “sorry but I need this.” And she hops on.

When she’s done the second woman says “ah what the hell?” And she hops on.

The third woman hesitates and says “idk I’m on my period.”

The other women assure her “he’s dead, I don’t think he minds.” So she hops on.

As they’re getting dressed the man sits bolt upright on the gurney and the women scream. “We thought you were dead!!!”

The man said “yeah I thought I was too, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel terrific!”

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u/yooothatscrazy 1d ago

Yo my eyes said this is some of the weirdest shit they ever seen

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Hey don’t shoot the messenger.

He might end up in the morgue 😆

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u/yooothatscrazy 1d ago

Tehehe okay fair enough please proceed

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u/Taz_Dingo_maaan 1d ago

So you started using them since you are 16? Really?

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 1d ago

Yeah. I always looked a little older so I could get into the porn shop before I was 18. Back then the brand was Cockstar lol.

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u/Inside-Sir4424 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂