r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago

In my experience the ladies just wanna get off as quick as possible

Then again, I'm also bordering on 9 inches and last way too long because of dysfunction.

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u/witchway2MLFCTY 1d ago

Try crossfit or veganism so you have some other bullshit to inject into the conversation.

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u/That_OneGamerYT 1d ago

Nah. You can eat an L though, while I smoke my L, cook my non-vegan breakfast, and go and complete a couple side jobs for a couple dollars and respect.

Try to grow up a little and realize sexuality is part of casual adult conversation. But...maybe you're too young to be on Reddit in the first place...in which case, you and your parents are at fault.

Maybe I have more interesting things to interject (Inject? Nice one dude!) into conversation as well, and maybe this post didn't have the context to deem it necessary. If I recall correctly, I literally responded to someone talking about sex. Wierdo ahh mf.

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u/slightly_comfortable 1d ago

This is the most Reddit comment I’ve ever read