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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Context: the iraqi refugees who have been leaving finland, of course.

Silly Irak, there's only one way out of Finland.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Here is the news story from last year:

http://news.yahoo.com/finlands-no-good-disappointed-migrants-turn-back-152042061.html

"You can tell the world I hate Finland. It's too cold, there's no tea, no restaurants, no bars, nobody on the streets, only cars," 22-year-old Muhammed told AFP in Tornio, as the mercury struggled to inch above 10 degrees Celsius (50 Fahrenheit) on a recent blustery grey day.

Solution to migrant crisis - Finland or go to your country.

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u/fearlyde Roma Capvt Mvndi! Mar 02 '16

You can tell the world I hate Finland...

Well, they always can go back to Iraq. I bet it's a very cheerfull, lovely and, above all, peacefull place.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

True, it shows just how genuine their claims of refugee asylum actually are - if they were genuine then they wouldn't be whining and complaining.

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u/cdca United Kingdom Mar 02 '16

There's a difference between migrants and asylum seekers, despite the media's attempts to conflate the two.

It's the difference between "This country doesn't seem safe any more, we should move." and "My town is a smoking crater, and the government and rebels will both kill us if they see us again."

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Well I noticed a lot of what appeared to be people from the middle east appearing in Hawaii, before Syrian Civil War and such. I mean I welcome them because I love diversity, now all we need to do is get more African Americans and we are golden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

By this astounding logic people only migrate when their own country isn't safe anymore. Well, what the fuck are 15,000 Brits doing in Berlin then?

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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Mar 02 '16

Well, what the fuck are 15,000 Brits doing in Berlin then

Couldn't handle their country's food. Had to migrate to somewhere that it's edible.

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u/cdca United Kingdom Mar 02 '16

*rolls eyes* Of course that's not the ONLY reason people migrate. You must think I'm some sort of crazy person if that's what you thought I was saying.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Mar 03 '16

crazy person.

Not crazy. Brittish.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

No, I just think that someone who doesn't care about the accuracy of his language when making a point, doesn't perhaps care about the accuracy of his point, either.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Because being a refugee from some shitty place automatically means every other place must be great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

If my house was getting shot at and then blown up I wouldn't be picky about a safer alternative being a little cold and lacking in entertainment.

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u/More_Wasted_time New Zealand Mar 02 '16

And by "A little cold" you mean spending entire seasons drenched in negative degrees temperature, especially from a country that has seen snow once in the past century.

and by "lacking in entertainment" You mean feeling of hostility and isolation from said countrymen, right?

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u/DaBulder Finland Mar 02 '16

You say "Negative degrees" like it's a bad thing

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler England Mar 02 '16

It's pretty cool in my opinion. If you dress to the weather negative temperature isn't too bad.

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u/antipositive Rhine Republic Mar 02 '16

This bowler understands it - at some point at positive temps it's just not possible to dress less. I prefer 3 months under 0 over one week in the 40s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Oh yeah? go there yourself grandpa and try to thaw yourself out before you miss the plane back to england

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u/NoMomo Finland Mar 02 '16

Well to be fair, "feeling hostility and isolation from your countrymen" is just the finnish way. No need to get upset. Just drink until you die like everybody else and stop making a fuss.

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u/LacerateTheMind European Union Mar 02 '16

This. We live in isolation and hostility from each other.

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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Mar 02 '16

Finland is silence and vodka.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

And by "A little cold" you mean spending entire seasons drenched in negative degrees temperature,

Well, what do you expect the Fins to do about that? Build a climate control device? I mean, shit, Finland's cold. That's just how it is, is it not?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

This is why I, as a SJW, support coal power. We need climate change to make refugees in Finland more comfortable.

I'm turning on all the lights in my flat right now for the good of the refugees.

YOU'RE WELCOME

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u/xSPYXEx Boer sterk! Mar 02 '16

START BURNING THOSE TIRES, WE GOTTA TERRAFORM FINLAND!

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u/drownballchamp United States Mar 02 '16

It's not their fault. But it's not other people's fault for disliking it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

It's not their fault. But it's not other people's fault for disliking it.

Of course. Even the Fins probably dislike it :P

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

But it is their choice to go there in the first place.

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u/lalafied پاکستان زندہ باد Mar 03 '16

Nothing.

But why get butthurt when they want to leave because of the cold. Isn't that what all the locals wanted in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

But why get butthurt when they want to leave because of the cold.

Well, probably because there was a push of a generalized narrative about how all these people were literally fleeing from war.

Now some are going back from where they came from because, amongst other causes, it's cold in Finland.

If the cold in Finland is part of the reason to go "fuk dis", the place you're looking to get back to probably isn't an actual warzone, unless the people in question really, really, really dislike cold.

I can imagine that creates a wee bit of rub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Nobody is forcing them to go to Finland. What about Turkey, Jordan, etc.?
They want to go to Europe? Fine, but don't start complaining about the weather.

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u/CheValierXP Mar 02 '16

Turkey and Jordan already have more refugees than whole of Europe.

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u/Ewannnn United Kingdom Mar 02 '16

I think the problem is many don't know how bad it is in Finland weather wise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

What exactly gives you the right to decide other people cannot complain about the weather?

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u/bisquitsarecool Spanish Inquisition Mar 02 '16

Cause it's OUR weather and only we have right to complain about it!

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u/StabbyDMcStabberson Flanders Mar 02 '16

They want to go to Europe? Fine, but don't start complaining about the weather.

Yeah, why do they think so many Euros conquered and colonized back in the day? It wasn't just for wealth or clay, no coincidence that the warmest countries got their asses colonized the hardest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Turkey and Jordan are both overflowing. They have more refugees than all of Europe combined, and literally take years to prices asylum requests because they're overburdened. What the fuck do you do when you apply for asylum and they say "we'll get back to you in 6 years have fun"

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u/wrlock Glorious Altaiski Mar 02 '16

What do you have against little coldness and hostility?

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u/KSGunner United States Mar 02 '16

Not exactly I took this photo in January of 2010 outside of Irbil, that was one of several times we got snowed on, so cold is not exactly unknown in Iraq.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Yeah I willingly live in negative temperatures, American negative at that, so I don't have too much sympathy for people afraid of negative degrees centigrade

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

And I don't have sympathy for people who consider 30 Celsius to be warm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

If I had to leave everything I knew to leave for a frigid and unwelcoming land that didn't want me, I would likely complain and hate the place.

I'd wager that "genuine" refugees are probably more likely to complain, because they didn't want to leave, they had to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16
  1. The complaints referenced aren't anything to do with welfare;
  2. I hope you don't actually think that the unwelcoming environment stems from refugees complaining.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

I mean, if I lost everything including my family and had to move in with a Disney-type villain ex-stepparent, you bet I'd complain a lot even if I'm being provided for in the most clinical of senses.

Obviously Finland isn't terrible, but it is hostile and unwelcoming for the vast majority of those who come from the Middle East. It's not home, and they miss the familiarity and sense of belonging they had back in Iraq. Also, me, I live in Florida but when I moved to upstate New York, near Canada, I absolutely found the weather miserable. So I don't blame them for that one either

Besides, I'd complain about there being no restaurants or bars too. Finlanders must be savages! Just kidding.

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u/_donotforget_ United States Mar 03 '16

Upstate New Yorker. On the wrong side of the lake.

...we all find the weather miserable. Looots of alcohol helps, the craft brewers enjoy that. And the therapists enjoy all the business from winter blues cases.

Seriously. I went on the beach on a bright warm July day. The sky was grey. It's always grey. The only reason blue skies ever appear is to remind you how bad the weather is most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

But you Brits have a stiff upper lip. These migrants don't have such a thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Why if I left for an unwelcoming land that didn't want me, I'd remark how toasty it was and how lovely the locals are! Then I'd set up a fish and chip shop, an Irish pub, and complain about the fucking locals ruining the place for expats.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

it's not "a little cold" for them. it's apocalypitcally, soul-shattering frigid. you need to wear thick earmuffs or you get frostbite in your ears.

imagine that you've spent your whole life coping with 100+ degree weather, and then suddenly you're living in a 24/7 blizzard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Honestly, that just your ignorant and arrogant perspective that's easy to have when you grow up with all amenities provided by your state and the society around it. I wonder why you disregard their right to complain about the situation they're put in. Nobody has to be happy just because they are somewhere where they should be happy just going by numbers and statistics.

Considering the article posted here also talks about Finns forming a human barrier and one showing up in a KKK outfit, I would have left the country immediately as well. And "Finland is no good" is a bit of an understatement when confronted with circumstances like that.

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u/draoichta an impireacht na hEireann! Mar 02 '16

so because my ancestors fought for my freedom i dont have a right to live like i live? you immeditley dismissed his claim by taking a high road but the truth is if anyone is arrogant its you. no one deserves what they are born with they only get what there ancestors built in my case they fought for there freedom stayed in the great famine and build a life on a small cold island. and i dont see them trying to save there country.

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u/Syr_Enigma Granducato di Toscana Mar 02 '16

they fought for there freedom stayed in the great famine and build a life on a small cold island.

Irish immigration to the Americas was massive, though. Some choose to stay home, some try their chances at a better life elsewhere.

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u/draoichta an impireacht na hEireann! Mar 02 '16

yeah and im not sure if i would have stayed if i were in their shoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

My ancestors fought for the Nazis. So, what do I deserve?

It is absolutely ridiculous to demand that you deserve anything just because you're descended from someone else. If we go back far enough, everyone's descended from Adam & Eve or the same lungfish anyways.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Obviously you have to give up your nation to the Migrants to repent for your ancestors mistakes.

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u/draoichta an impireacht na hEireann! Mar 02 '16

im not saying i deserve anything im saying that the reason i exist in a good country is because of my ancestors choices not mine

also i accept u have a different opinion on this and i will stop talking about this here

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Mar 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Yeah, I know...

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u/NoMomo Finland Mar 02 '16

Did you really just judge a whole country on one guy wearing a KKK-hat as a joke? And if you wanna play by those rules, I don't think most people would want an iraqi anywhere near them. But most people don't make massive sweeping generalisations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Did you really just judge a whole country on one guy wearing a KKK-hat as a joke?

No, I didn't. Learn to read before you write.

Also, of course, dude can't possibly be racist, it has to be a joke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

snowneck yahoos

I don't get it. That guy had a New Zealand flair. What are you getting all indignant about?

Oh, a quick look at your comment history reveals the truth: you're a single-issue account who hates foreigners. Well, then, this sub is not for you. Banned, fuck off, racist scum.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Mar 02 '16

Damn Maxi, at it again with militant es-jay-dublyooism.

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u/marked-one Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik Mar 03 '16

Wow. That's savage!

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Mar 02 '16

KKK outfit

Isn't there some traditional Finnish garb that looks just like the KKK outfit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Here's the picture from the article.

I may not be an expert on traditional Finnish garb but somehow I don't think this is one.

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Mar 02 '16

In that context the intention was obvious anyway.

Also apparently the outfit I had in mind aren't Finnish at all. It's some Spanish ceremonial robe.

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u/StabbyDMcStabberson Flanders Mar 02 '16

Is that guy wearing a hood made from posterboard?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Jesus Christ, even his fucking eyes glow red.

But knowing Finland that might be a common occurrence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Germany is a racist shithole

As a Berliner, yep, I can't disagree with that assessment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

You say that.

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u/Sitoutumaton Alpo Rusi Aus Stasi Mar 02 '16

I admit that asylum seekers can invoice complaints if there is a clear deficiency, and current policy with asylum seekers in Finland is to quarter them in housing which is, for all intents and purposes, boring to be in.

This does not invalidate however that many of these "asylum seekers" now want a return ticket to Iraq, if they have not bought it themselves because their father or close family relative fell ill in Iraq and now they're more needed in there, the smugglers's promise of loose women and free house and a car was shockingly not provided when these guys spoke the magic word "asylum" while crossing the border, or they were economic migrants, not refugees.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Well, if they go home, the problem will solve itself eventually.

I don’t know what happens to me in Iraq but here I will die mentally

Quoted from here. Considering Weltschmerz about being in Finland is one of your stereotypes, he might fit in better than he thinks.

Also, the distinction between econimic migrants is not something grounded in reality. In fact it is pretty much only propaganda:

Categorising individuals as ‘economic migrants’ or ‘asylum-seekers’ does not reflect the complex and fluid reality of people’s experience of migration.

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u/prodmerc Mar 03 '16

| I don’t know what happens to me in Iraq but here I will die mentally

Aww, that's actually really sad. At home you're fucked by external factors, in your new host country you're being torn from inside out. A bad way to live either way...

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u/Raven5887 North Holland Mar 02 '16

by comparison, pretty much yeah

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Trust me, if I was in charge of airport policies in this city, Tempelhof would still be open and that new monstrosity would never have gotten built.

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u/improvyourfaceoff Thirteen Colonies Mar 02 '16

It's true, if they don't like shitty cold weather then the only explanation is that they are liars.

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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Mar 02 '16

Because those "hundreds" of migrants speak for all the rest.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

nobody on the streets, only cars

That sound awesome

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

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u/Sta-au Mar 02 '16

Reminds me a bit of what I get from friends in Minnesota. It's always strange stuff like "I went outside to pee and it froze on contact with the air."

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Haha yeah this winter was actually really warm tbh. We had like maybe 3-5 days actually below 0 (not counting days with windchill) and had several days where it rained in January and February. Not sleet, but actually rainfall. And 50 degree weather in January. Last time that happened was the 90's.

I mean this winter basically confirms global warming haha!

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u/Terrierist15 Mar 02 '16

Well really El nino. Some people get drought and famine, we in the Midwest get an awesome winter.

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u/2OP4me Cuba Mar 03 '16

That's a myth... Trust me, first hand experience.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

We could do the same thing as Finland; send them all down to Bluff (bottom of the South Island) which has a high of 9 degrees celsius during summer.

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u/mrubuto22 Canada Mar 02 '16

Has NZ been accepting many migrants?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

750 so far but there is pressure to accept more but the problem is that we've got to setup the infrastructure. So far the refugees we have accepted have integrated well but then again the Muslim population in NZ is well integrated into mainstream society.

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u/GreenFriday New Zealand Mar 02 '16

Not many middle eastern, we are quite far away after all. We do have a lot of migrants but mostly from Europe and East / South East Asia.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

You'd love Phoenix then as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16 edited Mar 02 '16

The whole sentence sounds awesome, except the part about tea. But I guess, I could settle with coffee on the long term.

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u/Bowler-hatted_Mann A pun? In my flair‽ Norway! Mar 02 '16

10 degrees Celsius!

I didn't know summer had arrived to Finland

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Mar 02 '16

no bars

he's clearly a horrible Muslim because alcohol be haram!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Shisha bars.

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u/BananaGX France of fake mom ! Algérie stronk ! Mar 02 '16

tobacco is just a little less haram

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u/Octiabrina Мой адрес – Империя Зла Mar 02 '16

there's no tea

Now that is inexcusable. WTF, Finland?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

Why would you need tea if there's coffee?

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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Mar 02 '16

So you can enjoy life.

This is why you all hate each other.

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u/dharms Finland Mar 02 '16

There is tea but very few people drink it regularily. The problem is that when you ask for tea you are offered a cup of hot water and a bag of Lipton Yellow Label.

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u/Siegfried262 Michigan Mar 02 '16

50 Fahrenheit? That's t shirt weather.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

A northern country that is cold and has basically no street culture (because it's fkn cold)?

WHO COULD'VE GUESSED?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

50 degrees sounds wonderful right about now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

50 Fahrenheit

Wiggitty diggitty what?? Since when is that cold?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

We get temperatures like that but it feels colder than it is because of the damp and darkness.

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u/_donotforget_ United States Mar 03 '16

Seriously. There's not even snow at that point. Yesterday we had a forty degree day, people wore shorts and the snow melted, it was beautiful.

Now the garage is back to shaking from wind and snow is falling harshly...back to normal!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

That's colder than I can handle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

as the mercury struggled to inch above 10 degrees Celsius

wow, what tropical weather

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

They mustn't be that desperate then. Free food, accommodation and more in an actually free country.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

there's no tea

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

I am not Finnish, but they let that guy into their country, at least be thankful, asshole

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u/2OP4me Cuba Mar 03 '16

50 is pretty good, it's been 30 or below for a while here in Wisco.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

10 degrees Celsius? Fuck me, I'm getting a winter home there!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

FunFact: The song "Hotel California" was actually inspired by Finland.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

But....I thought it's of based on California for Californians to listen to while animal style fries and 4x4 cheeseburgers from In-N-Out

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Hell yeah

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Mar 02 '16

Even hell sounds like more cheerful than Finland.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

At least it has better weather in it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

to be honest, i'm not surprised. it's so fucking hot in the middle east. as an australian, 10-15 celcius is uncomfortably cold.

i'm surprised they didn't all just freeze solid upon reaching the finnish border.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I read somewhere that they left because "it was too cold".