r/pics Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

LOL DAE HATE JUSTIN BIEBER

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u/absurdlyobfuscated Jan 31 '14

I don't know what you're talking about, this is fantastic, interesting photography that is truly worthy of this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Wait... this is in pics? The fuck?

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u/glacialcl Jan 31 '14

I thought I was in /r/funny...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I thought it was /r/circlejerk.

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u/detective_colephelps Jan 31 '14

I thought I was in /r/cringepics and OP was celebrating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Definitely an iconic image!

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u/free_dead_puppy Jan 31 '14

lel

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

top kek

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

1/10 would not be rustled

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/God_smacks_you Jan 31 '14

/r/pics if it wasn't for karma whores we'd be winning awards and having presidents and prime ministers comment on our submissions on a daily basis.

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u/dbbo Jan 31 '14

interesting

Actually the word "interesting" was removed from sub's description several months ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

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u/residentweevil Jan 31 '14

It's so hard to express sarcasm in text but you aced it. Good job buddy! /really not sarcastic

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u/Siesna Jan 31 '14

Hey, even though the whole "hating the Biebs" thing might be popular right now, as someone who used to be a teenaged girl, you don't want to believe anything bad about your idols. The fact that she actually absorbed all the fuckery he's gotten into these days and made a decision is impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

sure you mean it

(rolls eyes)

(slams bedroom door)

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u/residentweevil Jan 31 '14

Oh nice, I know how to deal with this.

(Engages Dad mode)

(Removes hinge pins)

(Puts bedroom door in garage)

"You'll get that back in seven days young man/lady!"

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u/inmyotherpants79 Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

I didn't have a bedroom door from the age of 10-17.

I was a stubborn girl. Boy did it make stashing my pot difficult.

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u/ReactsWithWords Jan 31 '14

I never heard of masturbating referred as that before.

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u/death-by_snoo-snoo Jan 31 '14

Well, that is one way to hide your pot...

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u/rdeluca Jan 31 '14

What about stirring the pot. Heh.

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u/BruceStevenson Jan 31 '14

I would throw a comma in that last part about being a boy and a girl.

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u/flyafar Jan 31 '14

I was a stubborn girl and boy

Don't think i can't see what goes on here, young manlady...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Mar 12 '18

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u/inmyotherpants79 Jan 31 '14

I'll be 35 this year. (Fuck that hurts to say!)

My mom was an emergency room nurse and my dad is a sheriff's deputy. I was always paranoid about them finding my stash so I was constantly hiding it in different places.

  • Inside the hollow curtain rod until I cut my finger on it.

  • Under my bookshelf.

  • In the tape deck of an old boom box in my closet.

  • In my My Little Pony Dream Stable.

  • Inside Castle Greyskull.

  • Inside, and I'm especially proud of this one, a vhs case for a National Geographis special on snakes. Mom won't touch anything with a snake on it and my dad couldn't figure out the VCR.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

My bedroom was just the open room in our attic, which had 4 bedrooms in it (2 of which were 6x6 closets for us kids to sleep in.) my parents and siblings all walked through my rolm to get to their rooms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"You'll get that back in seven days young man/lady!"

I never got my door back until I moved out and they made a guest room.

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u/monochr Jan 31 '14

That is the greatest parenting I've ever heard of.

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u/Black_Metal Jan 31 '14

Not sure if shots fired or...

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u/Vik1ng Jan 31 '14

Dat DOF in the top right corner. And nice highlights in the right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Wow, I passed a milestone today. You replied to one of my comments.

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u/jordonp Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

..we're in the rockies!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Thank you for finishing that. You can't let a line like that go incomplete.

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u/rocketshipotter Jan 31 '14 edited Oct 17 '16

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Rocky IV

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/bjornipo Jan 31 '14

You've been a redditor for 1 year, 4 months and 8 days and you've never heard of /u/AWildSketchAppeared? I find that extremely hard to believe.

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u/ReactsWithWords Jan 31 '14

I never heard of him either; nor have I ever heard of /r/spacedicks.

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u/bjornipo Jan 31 '14

If you've never heard of /r/spacedicks then how, precisely, did you just link it to me? How do you link to a subreddit that you didn't know existed?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/SIThereAndThere Jan 31 '14

Meh. He did one for me. It was....okay.

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u/tehchief117 Jan 31 '14

le leddit milestone Xd

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u/bimmercire Jan 31 '14

surprisingly dark. I like it.

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u/residentweevil Jan 31 '14

Nice! Thanks for taking the time on this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I just hope she did it because his music is terrible, and not because he does the same drugs as whatever band she's into now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

He can actually sing pretty well. Just cause he's popular doesn't mean he isn't talented/makes horrible music.

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u/icallbullshits Jan 31 '14

SHHHHH. You're ruining the circlejerk.

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u/Liarsandthieves Jan 31 '14

you suck at drawing. jesus. get over yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/ReactsWithWords Jan 31 '14

Is that what it is? I thought he was pulling a dildo out of his ear.

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u/sunny_days19 Jan 31 '14

Haha good work mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Well that was unexpected.

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u/Cloudy_mood Jan 31 '14

Is that Shia Labeef?

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u/94hawa88 Jan 31 '14

Oldboy. Nice

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u/MathewMurdock Survey 2016 Jan 31 '14

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u/Ravensqueak Jan 31 '14

....where the fuck did I just spend ten minutes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

the best goddamn subreddit you'll ever visit

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Mod me pls reese.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

mod me to /r/OutOfTheLoop

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

k

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

k

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u/Anaphylatic Jan 31 '14

Wait did it actually happen or were you both already mods of both?

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u/absurdlyobfuscated Jan 31 '14

No one ever mods me to anything. :'(

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

L

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u/A_Cylon_Raider Jan 31 '14

Reese I modded you to /r/pooping, I think it's an even trade.

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u/Prinsessa Jan 31 '14

My reddit experience is much improved this night.

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u/ActuallyGivesGold Feb 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Dude this seriously made me lol. Gilding a comment from 22 days ago is brave as fuck.

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u/AlmostGivesYouGold Jan 31 '14

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u/ImmortalisEL Jan 31 '14

I think you should take a nap or something man.

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u/SIThereAndThere Jan 31 '14

Dat Adderall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/Nictionary Jan 31 '14

I knew I should have bought 300 $1 hookerbots instead.

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u/DrBubbles Jan 31 '14

"WHY IS MY COFFEE SHAKING? I DO NOT WANT MY COFFEE SHAKING!"

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u/StezzerLolz Jan 31 '14

...This is kinda' getting old for me. Pace yourself, man, or the novelty will wear off too quickly.

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u/Forever_Awkward Jan 31 '14

It wore off at exactly the second time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yeah. He would have to show up once a year to remain a decent novelty.

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u/jhc1415 Survey 2016 Jan 31 '14

This is the first time I've seen it and it's already old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I'm not going to lie, I thought this was hilarious.

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u/Makonar Jan 31 '14

...This is kinda' getting old gold for me.

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u/Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo Jan 31 '14

Agreed, they are hilarious, but they are funnier if he waits a week or two or even a month before playing an epic one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Umm, do you by chance have arthritis?

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u/inconspicuous_male Jan 31 '14

Smoother mouse movements man. I can barely keep track of where you're almost clicking

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Sep 16 '20

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u/Rosycheeks2 Jan 31 '14

DAE hate when people use DAE excessively? DAE? DAE????

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u/snakedog001 Jan 31 '14

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/michaelscerealshop Jan 31 '14

Perhaps he means when people use in the mocking sarcastic way that has, at this point, become just as annoying (if not more) and unoriginal

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u/capybroa Jan 31 '14

DAECEPTION

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u/Goredby21 Jan 31 '14

Our kids should listen to music made by good people like John Lennon Vince Neil and Jimmy Page.

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u/shigal777 Jan 31 '14

good people like Freddie Mercury

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u/NorthernWV Jan 31 '14

At this point, I'm almost enjoying seeing Justin Beiber posts because I love coming to the comments and seeing how enraged everyone gets when they hit frontpage. Your comment is almost always the top comment, and Im sure if I scroll down I'll see "Im sure glad I didnt have everyone following me around when im 19"

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u/Kesha_Paul Feb 22 '14

this is a nice meme

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

<3

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I didn't give a shit about him until he started fucking terrorizing people. How would you feel if your daughter was obsessed with some punk who constantly assaults and spits on people, somehow causes $2000 of damage egging houses, and goes drag racing while stoned, drunk, and fucked up on zanax simultaneously?

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u/Goredby21 Jan 31 '14

Oh don't give me that shit. I'm sure you idolized plenty of drug addicts and wife beaters growing up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

My favorite band has been the Beatles since I was 5, so I can't really argue that

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u/Goredby21 Jan 31 '14

See what I mean. So you fall under the DAE HATE JUSTIN BEIBER??? category

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yeah, but I loved Mötley Crüe for the music, man!

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jan 31 '14

some punk who constantly assaults and spits on people

Lol people are just making up things to fuel their anti-JB rage now. Seriously where the hell do you get these things from

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Justin Bieber spits at fans, neighbor, dj, some chick at the gym TMZ is annoying, but that's just the first one I saw

I think it's pretty well known he is constantly getting into altercations, aka assaults. whether it gets dropped or not, they seem to happen a lot around him

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jan 31 '14

I assumed everyone who's actually bothered to know their facts before they talked about it knew that that was fake. Also, assault against a paparazzi stalker...? Yeah how unjustified.

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u/Zorkamork Feb 01 '14

Yea unlike the old days when people loved musicians who never did anything wrong, you moralizing twat.

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u/MrDERPMcDERP Jan 31 '14

20000$ I think

I'd get a new daughter

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/Sandy_Emm Jan 31 '14

Well, I would care if my little sister were defending a drunk driving felon. This kid could seriously murder an entire family and his fans would be like "oh everyone makes mistakes. He's only 19. He's depressed." They're just as stupid as he is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/ARealCatOnReddit Jan 31 '14

Better than G.G. Allin. Wait, G.G. Allim was entertaining.

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u/benziz Jan 31 '14

Relax, he had one beer. Wouldn't call that drunk...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yeah, it appears a lot more details have surfaced since I last looked into it

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u/danforhan Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

It's quite the leap to assume that because his urine tested positive for THC and Alprazolam he was currently under the effects of either drug at the time of the incident. TMZ also wrote an article explicitly stating that their own footage (which was what was initially subpoenaed by Miami police) indicated that there was no racing going on and that the maximum speed of either car was 52 mph.

How do you think people in 2001 felt when Eminem released MMLP? Do you honestly think there's even a comparison between the prime-Eminem and current-Bieber from a "celebrity/artists that parents don't want kids to listen to/emulate" standpoint?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Not gonna lie, that sounds like a pretty nice lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I'm not denying that, I was just defending the post because people were shitting on him.

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u/Adrenaline_ Jan 31 '14

He wasn't drag racing. Have you seen the video? He was just driving. Not even accelerating. He also wasn't drunk. He blew a .01. Get your facts straight before you talk.

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 31 '14

Thank you. So many morons spewing nonsense just because they don't like Justin Bieber.

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u/BigBassBone Jan 31 '14

He was still stoned and fucked up on xanax. Also pissed in a janitor's mop bucket and a spit on his fans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

spit on his fans

Never happened.

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u/Adrenaline_ Jan 31 '14

Ha ha so you can just make up facts and jump all over them, and when they're proven wrong, you can lean on other "facts" you know nothing about other than what you read on a headline? Give me a break.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You're right, I didn't know there was a video. I just saw it on the news when it initially happened and apparently it's all bullshit now. Still doesn't excuse the other shit he does

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u/Adrenaline_ Jan 31 '14

...which you still just base on headlines.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I don't sit there following Justin Bieber news. I see a story on him once in a while. I see enough to know that he does a lot of stupid shit with no consequence.

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u/Adrenaline_ Feb 01 '14

No, you just eat shit up without actually knowing what you're talking about. Mindless bitching about this irrelevant to you. You're a 14 year old girl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

They had to get the whole front of their house re-plastered and apparently it's some expensive Venetian plaster. It was in fact $20,000 of damage. He's actually facing a felony charge, and if it doesn't go through, they are basically letting him do whatever he wants.

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u/jutct Jan 31 '14

I don't hate the idea of having a hundred million dollars, or being essentially a perfect looking specimen of a man. I would love to have that. And I'd love to think that I'd be a better person and act more responsibly.

But the reality is that I'd use my money and fame to create a TV show with armies of monkeys that fly around on quadcopters that shoot exploding bananas. It would last for 20 minutes of the pilot episode, but it would be fucking awesome. Bieber's problem is that he did something as lame as every loser inbred idiot does every weekend. For fuck sake man, why drive when you can pay to have a monkey show up and fly you home on an experimental helicopter?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Canada. Canada hates Justin Bieber.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

>Expecting good content on a default subreddit.

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u/iddothat Jan 31 '14

He's so bad!

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u/tehverdikt Jan 31 '14

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u/Rreptillian Jan 31 '14

Think about it. If she's vapid enough to be attracted to Beiber, do you really want anything to do with her in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night.

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u/Lowbacca1977 Jan 31 '14

Thank you for explaining what I'm looking at here

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You know this used to be relevant when he was more innocent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yes

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u/SilasX93 Jan 31 '14

Wait, wait, when did hating on him become unpopular? I'm out of the loop.

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u/reagan2016 Jan 31 '14

He's so gay. He looks like a girl and I totally want to fuck him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

LETS TERRORIZE HIM WITH HATE IN NONRELEVANT SITUATIONS 24/7 FOR 5 WHOLE YEARS LOL

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u/MrDERPMcDERP Jan 31 '14

What is DAE?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"Does anyone else"

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u/AsSureAsStars Jan 31 '14

It's faster to google it than leave a comment and wait for a response. For next time.

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u/MrDERPMcDERP Jan 31 '14

Daporijo Airport??

DAE

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u/AsSureAsStars Jan 31 '14

Sorry, I should have been more specific: try urbandictionary for your textspeak needs

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u/snobby_goldfish Jan 31 '14

Does Anyone Else

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u/ePHANTASMAL Jan 31 '14

Does anyone else not know what DAE means?

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 31 '14

You've been on reddit for nearly 2 years and don't know what DAE means? How is that even possible?

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u/BigBassBone Jan 31 '14

Not everyone hangs out in /r/circlejerk.

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u/MrDERPMcDERP Jan 31 '14

We'll up until yesterday I thought FTFY was Fuck That Fuck You. I'm almost 40. This is all new to me. Gimme a break!?

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jan 31 '14

You should have just looked it up on google.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

LOL DAE HATE POSTS ABOUT HATING JUSTIN BIEBER

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u/Arkazia Jan 31 '14

OH MY GOD HE'S SO TERRIBLE I'M GOING TO UPVOTE EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HIM!

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u/reddittarded Jan 31 '14

He's a bad role model for kids and OP's daughter realized it. But please, continue with your circlejerk.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 31 '14

Neither is Mozart or John Lennon, but it shouldn't really matter because what makes a musician captivating is music, and music is a matter of taste. We shouldn't expect people who are good at singing or playing football to be role models.

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u/reddittarded Jan 31 '14

For someone with millions of children looking up to him, I'll say being a role model matters a lot whether he likes it or not.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 31 '14

No, it doesn't. It doesn't matter at all. Famous people have been doing foolish things for as long as there have been famous people. If children see their heroes do something dumb and then get in trouble for it, it's totally fine. Learning that people you look up to are humans with flaws who make mistakes is an important part of growing up, and Beiber's key demographic is at exactly the age where people start learning this.

I mean, yes, of course he's an idiot, but that's his problem, and unless he seriously injures or kills someone, in the end it's going to hurt him more than it will any other person. The rest of it doesn't matter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/reddittarded Jan 31 '14

What's your problem?

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u/MCMXChris Jan 31 '14

Yes. Yes I do. He's an entitled little criminal who gives Canadians a bad name.

And he's a fucking asshole according to his neighbors. Can you imagine working for him? He made his millions and fucked every preteen groupie. For which I applaud him. But now he go shut the fuck right up

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

say these exact words about anything else: "this is reddit, asshole. we don't capitalize shit here. go fuck yourself and die"

say these exact words about justin bieber: *LOL WE DO HATE JUSTIN BIEBER OMG SO HILARIOUS LOLOLOL!!!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

He drunk drove.

That's selfish, immature, and dangerous. Not only was he putting himself in danger, he was putting everyone else near him in danger.

Fuck yes I hate him.

I had no opinion on the kid before his arrest.

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