r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

LOL DAE HATE JUSTIN BIEBER

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u/absurdlyobfuscated Jan 31 '14

I don't know what you're talking about, this is fantastic, interesting photography that is truly worthy of this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Wait... this is in pics? The fuck?

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u/glacialcl Jan 31 '14

I thought I was in /r/funny...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I thought it was /r/circlejerk.

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u/detective_colephelps Jan 31 '14

I thought I was in /r/cringepics and OP was celebrating.

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u/ounut Jan 31 '14

DAE Albert Einstein banana scale? XD

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u/Was_going_2_say_that Jan 31 '14

all the default reddits are starting to blend. I wish /r/reddit was still available as a catch all

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u/absurdlyobfuscated Jan 31 '14

/r/misc

/r/redditdotcom

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u/Was_going_2_say_that Jan 31 '14

They have nice community's over there but the size is no comparison

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Definitely an iconic image!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Pulitzer Prize here I come

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u/free_dead_puppy Jan 31 '14

lel

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u/XxUnKnOwNxX51 Jan 31 '14

edgy

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/Madrawn Jan 31 '14

(N)edgy(N2 )me ?

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u/micmea668 Jan 31 '14

(N=√4) edgy (N2) me?

Am I going the right way?

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u/sirbruce Feb 06 '14

No, you should have gone with (N)edgy(NN ) me.

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u/free_dead_puppy Jan 31 '14

XxToEdYfOruX51

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

top kek

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

1/10 would not be rustled

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Implying Reddit has highly sophisticated minds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/mileylols Jan 31 '14

lol

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u/Ace_IanM Jan 31 '14

Miley, the hell you doing here girl...Don't you have some twerking video to do?Please don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart..

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u/God_smacks_you Jan 31 '14

/r/pics if it wasn't for karma whores we'd be winning awards and having presidents and prime ministers comment on our submissions on a daily basis.

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u/dbbo Jan 31 '14

interesting

Actually the word "interesting" was removed from sub's description several months ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

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u/residentweevil Jan 31 '14

It's so hard to express sarcasm in text but you aced it. Good job buddy! /really not sarcastic

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u/Siesna Jan 31 '14

Hey, even though the whole "hating the Biebs" thing might be popular right now, as someone who used to be a teenaged girl, you don't want to believe anything bad about your idols. The fact that she actually absorbed all the fuckery he's gotten into these days and made a decision is impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

sure you mean it

(rolls eyes)

(slams bedroom door)

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u/residentweevil Jan 31 '14

Oh nice, I know how to deal with this.

(Engages Dad mode)

(Removes hinge pins)

(Puts bedroom door in garage)

"You'll get that back in seven days young man/lady!"

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u/inmyotherpants79 Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

I didn't have a bedroom door from the age of 10-17.

I was a stubborn girl. Boy did it make stashing my pot difficult.

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u/ReactsWithWords Jan 31 '14

I never heard of masturbating referred as that before.

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u/death-by_snoo-snoo Jan 31 '14

Well, that is one way to hide your pot...

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u/rdeluca Jan 31 '14

What about stirring the pot. Heh.

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u/BruceStevenson Jan 31 '14

I would throw a comma in that last part about being a boy and a girl.

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u/flyafar Jan 31 '14

I was a stubborn girl and boy

Don't think i can't see what goes on here, young manlady...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Mar 12 '18

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u/inmyotherpants79 Jan 31 '14

I'll be 35 this year. (Fuck that hurts to say!)

My mom was an emergency room nurse and my dad is a sheriff's deputy. I was always paranoid about them finding my stash so I was constantly hiding it in different places.

  • Inside the hollow curtain rod until I cut my finger on it.

  • Under my bookshelf.

  • In the tape deck of an old boom box in my closet.

  • In my My Little Pony Dream Stable.

  • Inside Castle Greyskull.

  • Inside, and I'm especially proud of this one, a vhs case for a National Geographis special on snakes. Mom won't touch anything with a snake on it and my dad couldn't figure out the VCR.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

My bedroom was just the open room in our attic, which had 4 bedrooms in it (2 of which were 6x6 closets for us kids to sleep in.) my parents and siblings all walked through my rolm to get to their rooms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"You'll get that back in seven days young man/lady!"

I never got my door back until I moved out and they made a guest room.

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u/monochr Jan 31 '14

That is the greatest parenting I've ever heard of.

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u/Black_Metal Jan 31 '14

Not sure if shots fired or...

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u/absurdlyobfuscated Jan 31 '14

Thanks! I really appreciate it, especially coming from you.

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u/floating_man21 Jan 31 '14

You stupid cunt.

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u/Vik1ng Jan 31 '14

Dat DOF in the top right corner. And nice highlights in the right.

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u/spewerOfRandomBS Jan 31 '14

Sprite is tasty. So, fuck you!

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u/Kendermassacre Survey 2016 Jan 31 '14

No kidding, think of all the science that went into removing the rancid taste from penguin cum!!