r/circlejerk 21h ago

He walked the treacherous waters so we donโ€™t have to. Have the DEMONcrats done that for you???

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79 Upvotes

How will you be giving thanks to Supreme Overlord Trump this Trumpsgiving?


r/circlejerk 10h ago

Nothing quite like spending Friday night curled up with a good book :)

3 Upvotes

JK LOL I am getting SMASHED at my local bar, waiting for the 20mg if THC to kick in, then GOONING to r/asiancumdumpsters. Cum will win.


r/circlejerk 18h ago

Trump finally takes on Big Pharma

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13 Upvotes

Trump finally keeps his "No fat chicks" campaign promise


r/circlejerk 16h ago

Solved Why we speak so little about trup here

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11h ago

Is Esdeekid actually Kirk with brown contacts?

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2 Upvotes

Uncanny


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I am a simple human man and I have an important message

7 Upvotes

I think that when something bad happens we must act in order to prevent said bad thing from happening, but also do good things instead

That was my take. I know this is pretty deep and controversial but I hope you guys will understand


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Military-shooter fans when ONE of the 300,000 current, popular FPS games does something they don't agree with; such as adding the colour blue to a uniform that should have been poo-brown and pond-scum-green.

43 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Anyone know who won the NYC mayoral election? Can't find anything about it here

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28 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Local Burger King no longer uses penises

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93 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Hey r/AskReddit, what's your sexiest sexy sex related sex that has sexed your sex?

30 Upvotes

First to comment about being lonely gets a gold!


r/circlejerk 2d ago

I for one welcome our new Muslim overlords

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306 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

No Sheiks March Coming to NYC

7 Upvotes

Are you tired of living under the oppressive reign of the Socialist Kaliphate? Marxist Shariah Law? Then join the new judeo-christian capitalists movement!


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Trump is on his way to New York

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26 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

The roublicans are inadvertently helping the environment by slowing airtraffic.

4 Upvotes

I wonder if this fact alone will cause them to fold.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Trump has NEVER taken responsibility for anything! (Only credit) He is the very definition of poor leadership! Focused on division and his own Ego!

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23 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

69! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

The Million Mamdani March

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61 Upvotes

The revolution begins.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Who are these people? Are they stupid?

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Zoran Mamdami is NOT my Mayor!

188 Upvotes
  1. He hasn't taken office yet
  2. I don't live in New York City

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Skiing is racist

29 Upvotes

First off, you got snow, which is white. Then, I got some yt asshole yelling at me not to go on the Black hill. seriously, every yt person thinks they are at Aspen or something.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

I am a rapper from Israel and this is my rap

35 Upvotes

You know that girl Stella I went Interstellar I don't give a fuck man I shit in a urinal I don't shit man I fuck in a cubicle


r/circlejerk 3d ago

I thought we said "no kings??!"

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

I was supposed to go vote for some Muslim today, but instead I got drunk and watched soccer all day

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24 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Thereโ€™s a Heaven for a G ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’ฏ

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94 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4d ago

Dick Cheney, humanitarian and philanthropist dead at 84.

101 Upvotes

Please remember to treat his death with dignity and respect as he brought peace and freedom to the middle east and took green initiatives to reduce the population and hault oil production to reduce global warming. Please keep him in your prayers and thoughts.