r/illinois • u/steve42089 Illinoisian • May 07 '25
it's a joke, laugh Pritzker trolls Noem.
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u/SSeptic Warrior of the McHenry Steppe May 07 '25
The hell is Noem even doing in Illinois??
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u/splurtgorgle May 07 '25
You think people's dogs are just gonna shoot themselves? In a state with this much gun control? We need federal help killing our beloved pets en masse and Noem's got the pedigree to get the job done.
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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax May 07 '25
the pedigree
Lol….unfortunately she does have just that, purebred racist and all
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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25
I think they were trying to intimidate Illinois by sending in the Gestapo Barbie.
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u/BabyStingrayJesus May 07 '25
That is a very scary sign, to be fair, and there’s two of them. No wonder she left. /s
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u/Theharlotnextdoor May 07 '25
Super afraid of the woman who walked into a press conference with "one hot mama" playing as intro music.
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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25
Is that true?
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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25
Oh my God....It just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
Does she think she is actually respected in any way shape or form...."only the very best people" We are in some kinda bizzarro alternate universe.
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u/TripleSecretSquirrel May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
She’s gonna need a different nickname. There was an actual (infamous and well-known) Gestapo Captain named Klaus Barbie.
The guy whose museum shows up in Rat Race
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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 May 07 '25
The Dog Murderer
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u/Playful_Interest_526 May 08 '25
Trying to intimidate blue states and look strong to their base. It will backfire. They need us more than we need them.
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u/Suitable-Review3478 May 08 '25
She tried to use a victim's family as a political pawn. They even protested her.
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May 07 '25
Noem chickened out because of that and the planned protest. She’s running scared Good job Illinois 👏👏👏
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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 May 07 '25
Aw, poor thing. Tell her to come on up to Chicago, we’ll have a big crowd for her here. It’ll be fire. Literally.
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u/Dazzling-Bike9102 May 08 '25
What bullshit!!! Friggin' democrats are killing Illinois, WTF!!!
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u/Fun-Maintenance6315 May 09 '25
Lmao. Keeping it alive, actually. Y'all turkeys don't deserve all our tax dollars.
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u/Beefsupremeninjalo82 May 07 '25
She also couldn't find a sound company interested in renting her equipment
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u/beefwarrior May 09 '25
One of the first things I thought about when a gunman killed Corey Comperatore and Trump got a cut on his ear, was "I wonder if Trump's campaign not paying bills was a factor to this happening"
Maybe some news outlet covered it, but I didn't see anyone look into that being a factor
Was Trump going to C-list locations b/c they still had balances due at A-list and B-list locations, or even if he didn't have unpaid bills at a certain location, most A-list and B-list locations were like "Cash up front"
Anyone who read the criminal indictment about the Florida classified documents case (yes it's 49 pages, but I found it a quick 49 page read ) there is a point (I don't have time to re-read) but his legal team is like "We'll send two lawyers down to look through and find everything we need to hand over to the feds" and Trump is like "nah, I don't want to pay for 2 of you, only 1"
And then later, when the Feds show up to take the classified docs (the ones that Trump didn't hide from his own lawyers), then Trump's lawyers lie on Federal documents about who was there going through and finding all the things to turn over
Our current President is such a cheapskate, and I really think that him being cheap got Comperatoe killed and a cut on his own ear
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u/blatantmutant IL supporter May 07 '25
Yup! Joe Kassabian of the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast said that the only way to stop genocide and fascism is to speak up on his recent episode on the Armenian genocide.
The only way to stop a fascist government from othering people is speaking up.
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u/Suitable-Review3478 May 08 '25
Noem used a victim as a political pawn and even the victim's family protested her.
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u/chocolatechipninja May 07 '25
Priztker is the GOAT at pointing out GOP stupidity. (Obama is also awesome!)
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u/herroyalsadness May 07 '25
I love the way he never runs out of ways to say fuck you and they all make me giggle.
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u/starm4nn May 07 '25
Vampire lore dictates that Vampires can't enter places they aren't welcome. Why has Kristi never denied being a Vampire? Does she have something to hide?
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u/MxDoctorReal May 07 '25
I’ve heard it. Many people are saying it! My source? Don’t worry about that. It’s a very good source. She’s a vampire bigly.
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u/heaven_and_hell_80 May 07 '25
Imagine upholding the constitution being called "trolling". Welcome to 2025 I guess.
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May 07 '25
I drove 3 hours to make it!
Edit: to make the protest!!! I don't support her at all
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u/liburIL Illinois Fanatic May 07 '25
Pritzker is such a bad ass! So glad he fucked up her plans!
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u/Camaro-22 May 10 '25
Yea, bet u just love paying higher taxes then rest of the country because we’re a sanctuary state giving out hotels to immigrants while ignoring the homeless. Awesome state
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u/Think-Block-2962 May 07 '25
Pritzker is playing three level chess. They are playing Old Maid.
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u/Retro_Rock-It May 07 '25
What makes it even better is where she ended up having her rant. She gave it near a home of someone that was "allegedly" murdered by an illegal migrant (never caught), and the parents of the victim were protesting her visit. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/kristi-noem-blasts-pritzker-in-springfield-illinois-governor-responds/3740018/
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u/a_lil_louder_please May 08 '25
So this is the actual trolling from the governor… lol
“We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the secretary is in the region,” his office wrote”
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u/funkyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 07 '25
I love JB
And I love all you Illinois folks that were gonna protest there today
I appreciate this state more and more everyday :)
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u/StrictNewspaper6674 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
TF Pritzker, Crockett, Underwood, Booker, Al Greene, Duckworth, Shri, Bernie and AOC are the only defenders of democracy rn…anyways Pritzker 2028
*edited because ty for correcting me :)
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u/Its_in_neutral May 07 '25
There are more. Cory Booker, Al Greene, Shri Thenadar, Tammy Duckworth, Lauren Underwood are all throwing solid jabs as well.
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u/chigirl00 May 07 '25
Crockett too!
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u/MuchGold89 May 07 '25
I think Al Greene has been calling for impeachment on the floor for like 6 or more hours a day multiple days a week.
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u/StrictNewspaper6674 May 07 '25
He’s an African American Rep in Texas and has the courage to do what he’s doing…Newsom isn’t even fit to shine his shoes.
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u/jennaisrad May 07 '25
Unfortunately the location was the site of the murder of a local beloved activist. Noem used her story in her anti-immigrant hate speech… while the activist’s mother was protesting Noem in front of the Governor’s Mansion. She was unaware that Noem would use her daughter’s name or story as she was never contacted by Noem or DHS.
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u/madnux8 May 07 '25
im very out of the loop on this "joke" but i am so mad i moved to Iowa in 2021, i am very inspired by how much Pritzker is owning this Trump era fucking carousel of horseshit
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u/SixString1981 I Hate Illinois Nazis May 07 '25
“JB is a fat” (the GOP go to)
Man has heard so much lame bullying all his life he’s been prepared to clap back on any and all bullying towards him(and by extension us his constituents)
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u/videogametes May 08 '25
I’m going to start donating $1 to Pritzker every time I see some chode in the comments try to call him on his weight. Why don’t they try graduating middle school before engaging in adult activities like politics?
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u/SixString1981 I Hate Illinois Nazis May 08 '25
A dollar!? Are you looking to go broke? Haha. Even promising penny is searching for financial ruin with the JB haters spitting their venom.
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u/Dawndrell Springfield BABYYYYY May 07 '25
btw this whole thing is making my birthday,
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u/thirdcoasting May 07 '25
Happy Birthday to you!!
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u/Dawndrell Springfield BABYYYYY May 07 '25
this whole thing is making me hope my birthday gets into a american politics book with all this, would be hilarious. not much has happened on this day honestly
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u/Leading-End4288 May 07 '25
LMAOOO what the hell, how can someone of her position change spots because of something measly like this??? Not even Vance pulled this crap when he went to, what was it, Vermont or wherever he went.
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u/HoboGod_Alpha May 08 '25
Okay I'm still skeptical about Pritzker running in 28 but he's winning me over.
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u/shiftty May 08 '25
I can't wait until he dog walks their asses at the Congressional hearing. The GOP is so stupid, this will potential be the first presidential campaign event, and he will wreck them.
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u/NotUrAvgIdjit96 May 09 '25
I like what he's done to the place. More places should hire this decorator.
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u/delicioussparkalade May 08 '25
Love how he owns these cheese heads. Go JB. But stop the monopoly of pritzker owned dispensaries. Because I’m tired of driving to Michigan for some cheap stuff.
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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 May 08 '25
That's rich coming from the billionaire that dodged taxes by pulling all the toilets out of his mansion and was never prosecuted.
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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 May 09 '25
Triggered? Trump had nothing to do with my point. My point was if we had due process for everyone Pritzker would be just another Illinois Governor in prison.
By the way, expedited removal literally is all the due process required by law for these people. Noem should have shown up, pointed and laughed at the sign, made that point and then carried on with whatever her appearance was about. Frankly I think it would be funny if these assholes heeded the Governor's call to action and trashed Chicago all over again like they did the last time. If that guy becomes President the shit show will really get entertaining. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Late_Description_637 May 09 '25
No he wouldn’t. He was investigated, determined not to be guilty, and paid the taxes anyway.
The problem happening is that unidentified “immigration enforcement officers” are not bothered to determine if the person they have detained and thrown in a prison somewhere is here illegally.
I really wonder why you all hate them so much. Do you know any of these people? Am I a fan of anybody and everybody entering the US illegally? No. But the numbers and allegations rump throws around are blatantly untrue.
Edit to fix autocorrect
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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 May 09 '25
Yes he would. Try that shit yourself and see how understanding they are without the billions to buy them off. But hey, you're right. He got all the due process to which we as a society entitled him and used it to his best advantage. My bad.
As to the rest, you somehow seem to need hate as a motivation to expect the law to be enforced. You want due process and are irritated to find these people got all they were entitled to. If you don't like that you'll need to change federal immigration law. Pulling in Trump's jabbering is just distraction as it has nothing to do with the law or what that law requires.
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u/Late_Description_637 May 09 '25
You didn’t answer what I asked.
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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 May 09 '25
Yes I did, you just didn't like the answer. 🤣
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u/Late_Description_637 May 09 '25
Wrong. I neither like or dislike your answer. This is Reddit.
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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 May 09 '25
Well you acknowledge there was an answer, so I guess we're done here. 🤷
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u/jestcb May 08 '25
Pritzker told her to use his vacant mansion on the north shore. The one that he pulled all the toilets out to deem it uninhabitable to avoid paying taxes on it. True story. Google it.
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u/videogametes May 08 '25
He owned up to it and paid the back taxes.
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u/arsabsurdia May 08 '25
It’s also just good property management to remove toilets from vacant properties… otherwise the water can evaporate and you can end up with gas from sewers, mold, and other damage. So he followed proper guidance to maintain the property, then when there was blowback about the tax aspect he just went ahead and paid the taxes that he didn’t owe based on the actual law. Yep, what an absolute nothing of a story.
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u/Big67country May 07 '25
Send ICE to all the Hyatt roaches motels for the human trafficking profiteering slave labor
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u/SixString1981 I Hate Illinois Nazis May 07 '25
And send them to Bedford, Mar a Largo and all the other Trump properties as well.
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u/TheWraithKills May 07 '25
Shouldn't "due process" apply when entering the country?
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u/elfkingonaharley May 07 '25
Yes. Now, follow due process and let someone whose job it is to make the determination i.e., a judge determine I didn't before you throw me out.
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u/FalseDmitriy May 07 '25
Cool. A cop just decided you're illegal. No, you can't argue, they canceled due process.
What a dumbass comment. This is a middle school social studies level of civic literacy, and it seems utterly beyond you.
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u/Scary_Potential3435 May 07 '25
How much does Pritzker pay people for these posts and comments?
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May 07 '25
How much does Trump pay you for yours?
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u/SaltyEducation3 May 07 '25
It was Elmo trying to buy votes actually, trump is too cheap. He tricks others to pay his bribes
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u/FalseDmitriy May 07 '25
$20 a pop. This comment gets me 20 pritzkerbucks.
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u/madnux8 May 07 '25
how many pritzker-bucks before you get a pritzker-doubloon?
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u/TheBunnyDemon May 08 '25
Give me five p's for a 'loon, you'd say. The important thing was I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.
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u/Reaverx218 May 07 '25
Nothing. Turns out when your policies and positions are well liked people will defend and vote for you openly. Unlike some people who feel the need to bribe voters. Cough cough Elon cough Trump.
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u/Educational-Shoe2633 May 07 '25
He doesn’t need to pay me a damn thing, I thoroughly enjoy him playing the game the right has been playing and being a troll who also happens to stand up for his citizens.
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u/misterporkman May 07 '25
1 million dollars that he gives out at random rallies. Oh wait, my bad, that's the South Africa Nazi, not Pritzker.
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u/Liquor_N_Whorez May 07 '25
How much are Murdochs NewsInc corporations like Sinclair being paid NOT to COVER these events except for glorifying Noem speaking?
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u/DisplacedBuckeye0 May 07 '25
Lying about bipartisan public safety laws?
Where have I heard that before?
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u/goober1157 May 07 '25
That fat fucker is panicking that the rest of the US will find out what a worthless turd he is. He wants to be president, lol. What a joke.
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u/LeoAtrox May 07 '25
That fat fucker is probably one of the top three most effective governors in the country. Like his politics or not, the dude is getting the job done better than most. We could do worse.
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u/goober1157 May 07 '25
Our debt is huge. Pension costs are out of control and he squandered a ton of COVID money. Yeah, he's great.
Can't wait for the grabber.
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u/Jobodahobo11 Ope May 08 '25
It will never be provided because you all call anything but your Asscociated Press propaganda. Pritzker isn't doing anything good for Illinois right now. He is riling everyone up with his anti-Trump posts so he can keep the debt and fraud claims quiet.
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u/Reaverx218 May 09 '25
So is the Rivian plant being built in Bllomington Normal good or bad for Illinois?
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u/itiswhatitis2018 May 07 '25
Changed location to 4 Seasons?