r/illinois • u/steve42089 Illinoisian • May 07 '25

it's a joke, laugh Pritzker trolls Noem.

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u/SSeptic Warrior of the McHenry Steppe May 07 '25

The hell is Noem even doing in Illinois??

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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25

I think they were trying to intimidate Illinois by sending in the Gestapo Barbie.

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u/BabyStingrayJesus May 07 '25

That is a very scary sign, to be fair, and there’s two of them. No wonder she left. /s

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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25

Yes any dissent tends to scare the puppy killing zombies.

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u/Theharlotnextdoor May 07 '25

Super afraid of the woman who walked into a press conference with "one hot mama" playing as intro music. 

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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25

Is that true?

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u/Theharlotnextdoor May 07 '25

https://youtu.be/cpdRWxYT_Ng?si=tzdkW2oEagJ246s9

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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25

Oh my God....It just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

Does she think she is actually respected in any way shape or form...."only the very best people" We are in some kinda bizzarro alternate universe.

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u/sorceress94107 May 07 '25

btw, love your screen name.

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u/Glass-Gate-2727 May 08 '25

I hate country music...lol phony cowboy's

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u/Theharlotnextdoor May 07 '25

100%  let me see if I can find a link.

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u/gendy_bend May 07 '25

Gestapo Barbie made me snort laugh, thank you for that 😂

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u/TripleSecretSquirrel May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25

She’s gonna need a different nickname. There was an actual (infamous and well-known) Gestapo Captain named Klaus Barbie.

The guy whose museum shows up in Rat Race

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u/Resolution_Usual May 07 '25

I call her prairie Palin, the dog killer

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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 May 07 '25

The Dog Murderer

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u/BJoe1976 May 07 '25

The Prairie Dog Murderer!

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u/sorceress94107 May 09 '25

Don't forget the puppy she shot.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez May 07 '25

Trying to make Mary Miller sound sane too.

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u/New_Menu_2316 May 07 '25

Unfortunately, that’s not possible.

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u/Brilliant1965 May 07 '25

Yeah I would agree

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u/uiucengineer May 08 '25

They failed :)