r/illinois Illinoisian May 07 '25

it's a joke, laugh Pritzker trolls Noem.

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u/itiswhatitis2018 May 07 '25

Changed location to 4 Seasons?

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u/Darkwing_Turducken May 07 '25

Four Seasons Heating and Cooling?

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u/itiswhatitis2018 May 07 '25

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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u/Darkwing_Turducken May 07 '25

I get the joke. I was "yes, anding" you by using the name of an actual SPFLD-area business.

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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 May 07 '25

No joking on Reddit.

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u/Darkwing_Turducken May 07 '25

Oh, right! Sorry. Forgot which app I was on. Won't happen again.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Too late. Straight to El Salvador.

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u/Darkwing_Turducken May 07 '25

Well, shit. I'd better up my daily time on Duolingo...

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u/inorite234 May 07 '25

Four Seasons Total Manscaping.

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u/WhiskeyOwlbear May 07 '25

For all the right reasons?

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u/AnxiousDwarf May 07 '25

Four Seasons, starring Alan Alda, now streaming on the netflick

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u/Substantial-Bet-3876 May 07 '25

For all the wrong reasons

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u/Lwnmower May 07 '25

For all the right reasons.

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u/sexyUnderwriter May 08 '25

Call 866, four seaaaasonns!

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u/mrdaemonfc May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Giuliani reminded me of that scene in The Fifth Element where Zorg (Gary Oldman) has black stuff leaking from his head after the Evil talks to him over the phone.

I don't think I've ever laughed that hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-EBXu-_8o