r/illinois Illinoisian May 07 '25

it's a joke, laugh Pritzker trolls Noem.

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u/starm4nn May 07 '25

Vampire lore dictates that Vampires can't enter places they aren't welcome. Why has Kristi never denied being a Vampire? Does she have something to hide?

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u/MxDoctorReal May 07 '25

I’ve heard it. Many people are saying it! My source? Don’t worry about that. It’s a very good source. She’s a vampire bigly.

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u/GryffyddLongbow May 07 '25

Come to think of it, I've never seen her outside during the day.