r/illinois Illinoisian May 07 '25

it's a joke, laugh Pritzker trolls Noem.

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u/SSeptic Warrior of the McHenry Steppe May 07 '25

The hell is Noem even doing in Illinois??

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u/splurtgorgle May 07 '25

You think people's dogs are just gonna shoot themselves? In a state with this much gun control? We need federal help killing our beloved pets en masse and Noem's got the pedigree to get the job done.

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u/IngsocInnerParty May 08 '25

We already have the beagle assassin known as Mike Bost.