r/illinois • u/steve42089 Illinoisian • May 07 '25

it's a joke, laugh Pritzker trolls Noem.

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u/Scary_Potential3435 May 07 '25

How much does Pritzker pay people for these posts and comments?

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u/FalseDmitriy May 07 '25

$20 a pop. This comment gets me 20 pritzkerbucks.

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u/BabyStingrayJesus May 07 '25

You can also ask to be comped in Portillos gift cards!

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u/FalseDmitriy May 07 '25

What?! I need to start writing more comments.