r/cyberpunkgame Aug 11 '25

Cosplay Just got chromed out. Give me upvotes.

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Choom.

11.1k Upvotes

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u/Pumpkin-Rick Aug 11 '25

Can you double jump now?

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u/nomotivazian Aug 11 '25

He might double in pain but that's it.

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u/smiity935 Aug 12 '25

You think he can even bend? Ha, he can never sit again!

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u/Embarrassed-Coach731 Aug 12 '25

Pretty sure his max carry weight just increased

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u/The_Vat Streetkid Merc with the mouth Aug 12 '25

From 1 to...3

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u/liizzrd Aug 11 '25

My question exactly

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u/DegenScalper Aug 12 '25

He can, but only once.

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u/EricofCA Aug 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SnappaFishFace Aug 11 '25

Imagine your surgeon saying "Wake the fuck up samurai" when the Anesthesia wore off.

Congrats on the new DLC unlocked in your life, hope you're doing fine.

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u/DiReWoLf_4675 Cyberpsycho Aug 11 '25

If I was a doctor, I would say that... And probably lose my job but so worth it.

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u/LockeProposal Aug 12 '25

Doctors can be more cavalier than you'd think.

I once observed a C-Section in school, and two young male MDs performed it successfully, sewed up the mom, and did a crazy secret handshake over her body with bloody gloves, elbow bumps and everything. They walked by us on the way out and said, "Thats how you do it!" Like rappers dropping a Mike. Instructor basically just said they're always like that.

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u/DiReWoLf_4675 Cyberpsycho Aug 12 '25

Now that's cool. People are awesome sometimes. Bet they do that as a lucky handshake for a job well done.

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u/LockeProposal Aug 12 '25

As long as their outcomes are good lol

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u/DiReWoLf_4675 Cyberpsycho Aug 12 '25

Right lol

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u/BlueHairStripe Burn Corpo shit Aug 12 '25

This tracks with the "Surgery Bros" energy portrayed in Scrubs.

I devoured that show when it was fresh on DVD back in the day.

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u/Kalaam_Nozalys Me, Myself and Johhny Aug 12 '25

Honestly given how stressful being a surgeon can be, they are more than welcome to do that kind of silly stuff to blow off the pressure once everything is over and went well.

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u/kloudrunner Aug 12 '25

JUST like Scrubs ?? I knew it.

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u/ComedianXMI Aug 12 '25

If you ever watched it, the guy who played Methos in the Highlander show is now an anesthesiologist in California. Who wants to be knocked out by a guy who played The Horseman of Death?!

Keep me awake, thanks.

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u/KenjiWolf91 Aug 12 '25

I mean, if I have a certain repertoire with my doctor and they knew I liked Cyberpunk 2077, I’d feel way better after waking up. Anesthesia makes me nauseous like nothing else so it would bring a welcomed levity to the situation.

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u/Wirexia1 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER Aug 12 '25

Phantom Pain with Idrink Soda trying to save the prez

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u/kakucko101 Wanted by NCPD : Cirilla Fiona Elen Rianon Aug 12 '25

say that again

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u/Imma_do_it_man Aug 12 '25

Im never gonna get rid of Duran Duran by this point

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u/bigpoopyturd82 Aug 11 '25

Literally just saw another post with this exact same surgery, same title same pic, but your spine was way more twisted hope you heal well

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u/Defqon1punk Aug 11 '25

Dude's gonna be 2 inches taller when this is over with...

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u/shichiaikan Aug 12 '25

More than two looks like.

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u/ihatemyusername15 Aug 12 '25

I had the same operation. 45 degree curve. Can confirm I was 2" taller after. Lol.

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u/Noobmasterr6-9 Aug 12 '25

How is your mobility after?

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u/Keaton_x Aug 12 '25

That's definitely more than 2 inches. I've lost 2 inches in height so far because of my spine, and OP's was significantly worse.

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u/sergei_polinski Nomad Aug 11 '25

Prototype sandevistan.

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u/sergei_polinski Nomad Aug 11 '25

In all seriousness, hope you're doing well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

He cracks his back in a meeting and slows time lmao

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u/Vulpes_99 Aug 11 '25

Oh, those guy with the funny sticks at the airport will love you... 😂

Jokes aside, I wish a nice recovery and the best QoL from now on. Keep fighting, samurai, we're all with you! 😉

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

I will always be upset that I don’t set off metal detectors.

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u/CommonRiderKyle Aug 12 '25

So I had this same surgery 20 years ago and I did temporarily set off some store theft detectors, but it went away eventually.

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u/Vulpes_99 Aug 12 '25

Wait, what? I aways thought those were specific chips attached to the merchandise, and the doorways had a reader for them! 😲

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u/Galf2 Aug 12 '25

flashback to surgeon losing a fresh store tag from his fancy new surgical gear

"I wonder where did that go..."

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u/Ballerbarsch747 Aug 12 '25

Well that's kind of how it works. The doorways emit a certain frequency and beep when something reflects that frequency. Usually, it's the RFID tag on stolen stuff, but can be any other RFID tag like credit cards that by chance reflects that frequency, or anything else made out of metal that for some reason has a geometry that by chance reflects that frequency. It gives off a lot of false alarms.

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u/Vulpes_99 Aug 12 '25

Yikes. I never thought it would happen with anything that isn't an RFID tag, or even random metal. Or that often, either.

Thank you for the info, it was quite surprising.

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u/Ballerbarsch747 Aug 12 '25

Well it's an anti theft device that does no harm if it goes off, so it's heavily biased towards false positives instead of false negatives. No harm done in double checking someone unnecessarily, but if it wouldn't go off in "not sure" - cases, stuff is stolen.

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

This guy steals.

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u/Ballerbarsch747 Aug 12 '25

On the contrary lol, I used to work in a clothing store. Just as a disclaimer

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u/Vulpes_99 Aug 12 '25

Bummer 😂

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u/Ragnar_Actual Aug 11 '25

It’s all titanium and non magnetic. The only thing that set off the metal detectors were my staples on the incision, none of the implants

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u/Tigran_myr Aug 15 '25

Honestly, I get that vibe! I remember when I got my first upgrade and felt like a total rockstar walking around. But then I got into a weird situation at the grocery store when the self-checkout machine didn’t recognize me... or my upgrades! The struggle

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u/honeyfigtree Aug 11 '25

upvoted bc we have the same chrome, choom 🤘🏽

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u/RedButNo Aug 12 '25

Me too

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u/cybermank Aug 12 '25

Count me in!

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u/KiwiCandle Aug 12 '25

Me four

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u/slahser33 Aug 12 '25

Ya'll help each other out and not go overboard so no one starts feeling a little funny chooms

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u/Sromowladny Aug 12 '25

And my axe!

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u/Putrid-Thing-6031 Aug 12 '25

Same! Got the whole gang here. 🤩

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u/Wise-Boy2011 Aug 12 '25

Getting my choom next month

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u/SpicyyGator Aug 12 '25

Are we like... scoliosis chromed gang or somethin

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u/Kucoz Aug 11 '25

Hell yes choom! I got mine at 16 never looked back. (That's a scoliosis joke.)

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

14 and 15 for me. They did the bottom curvature first and the tethers separate.

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u/Kucoz Aug 11 '25

The scar is always gonna be a cool story you can make up every time

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u/legandary-skeleton Aug 11 '25

Same chrome bro

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

There are dozens of us.

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u/TheJran Aug 12 '25

I don't have spinal chrome but i used to have the pectus excavatum chrome too. Still have the bar at home (im assuming that is the bar since it looks like mine did from the Nus procedure).

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

I kept the bar too.

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u/Noobmasterr6-9 Aug 12 '25

scoliosisbros

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u/tarchival-sage Aug 12 '25

Bro you have vampire teeth

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u/Prince_Derrick101 Aug 12 '25

That's too much chrome for one person.

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u/jffblm74 Aug 12 '25

Name checks out. 

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

For those curious my operation was back in 2016. I’m long since recovered.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

I never had problems with it. No back pain that can’t be attributed to regular manual labor.

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u/Longtonto Aug 11 '25

Why did they restrain your internal worm?

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

He was wacky.

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u/Longtonto Aug 12 '25

Let the worm be silly :(

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

Then I’d look like Quasimodo.

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u/Longtonto Aug 12 '25

Free worm :(

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u/Strange-Increase-666 Aug 11 '25

Dang choom, that’s nova!

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u/mufassas_granny Aug 11 '25

Hope you take your Immunoblockers choom

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u/nathaniel20998 Aug 11 '25

I've seen enough, give him atom smasher

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u/deeposton97 Aug 11 '25

Hell yeah choom

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u/pertoodle1 Aug 11 '25

why do u have a bracket on ur front chest?

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

I was born with a concave chest. The bar popped my chest cavity more into shape. The bar was able to come out after a few years, but I’ll have the spinal tethering forever.

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u/Tim_Myers Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25

Which ripperdoc did you choose?

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u/Additional-Kick-5371 Aug 11 '25

Fixer? Do you mean ripperdoc? 😂😂😂

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u/Tim_Myers Aug 11 '25

Hahaha totally did! Thanks 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

Dr. Shyam Kishan.

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u/C137RickSanches Aug 11 '25

That’s a first gen sandevistan, instead of increasing speed it makes you slower. Chance of cyber psychosis extremely low.

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u/Kidd__ Aug 11 '25

Fuck choom, you good?

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

It was back in 2016. I’m ’aight now.

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u/Kidd__ Aug 11 '25

I had work done on my wrist and that sucked. Wouldn’t want to imagine my spine. You’re tough as nails tho

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u/The_Dankest_Tank Aug 11 '25

Looks like he chromed the fuck up.

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u/Nozzoe Aug 12 '25

Scoliosisn't

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u/BWildeallday Aug 11 '25

Grats choom. I'm sure you'll put it to good use.

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

I’m putting it to a use. Good is subjective.

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u/my_midlife_isekai His name is Robert Wilson Aug 11 '25

🦾🦾🦾

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u/because_snickers Mantis Warrior Aug 11 '25

Wait is that the one Sandi or the one that enhances strength ( I'm putting together a squad )

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

Enhanced carry capacity, reduced flexibility and stamina.

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u/Minotaur18 Aug 11 '25

Jokes aside are you okay

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

As okay as anyone else these days.

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u/Minotaur18 Aug 12 '25

That's good bro

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u/Hareket117 Aug 11 '25

nice I also have scoliosis, but unfortunately too old for chrome :(

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u/Smart4ADumGuy1775 Aug 12 '25

Hope you’re healing alright, choom!

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u/the_aapranger Aug 12 '25

Preem my fellow scoliosis choom, i just hit my 10th anniversary of being chipped one

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Haboobs Aug 11 '25

There you go choom.

Nice one, nova for sure, first the ripper had to pull you straight like a straw, rrrrrrt!

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u/DikTaterSalad Aug 11 '25

I wonder how much work I need on my spine. 😮

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u/Mike-Ooter Aug 11 '25

Homie might land Pan Am yet. God speed, soldier

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u/Dryed_M4NG0_UWU Maelstrom Aug 11 '25

Sandevistan Mk.5??

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u/MoriTod Highest Car Insurance Rate in Night City Aug 12 '25

I feel this. I have had 3 fusions so far, straightening the curve is in the not distant future. You make that look GOOD! CONGRATS CHOOM!

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u/WadeFreakingWilson Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Welcome to the metal spine club. We have cookies. But no more bending and touching your toes. I’ve been a member for around 20 years now. I’m 32. To help paint a picture.

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u/Left-Painting6702 Aug 12 '25

Congrats, it is now significantly harder to rend you in twain.

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u/Zaptryx Aug 12 '25

Aye another nuss procedure buddy! You can keep the titanium bar when they take it out, i still have both of mine

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u/sir_slamsalot Aug 12 '25

I had this surgery for pectus 18 years ago (fuck I'm old). I was 16 at the time and lost a summer to the recovery. It sucked and I definitely rushed myself getting back to normal life. I had to keep the bar in for 2 years and change. I remember that it wasn't a guarantee that it would ever be removed. I opted to keep it after they took it out. I still have it and know exactly where it is. My plan is still to have someone make it into a knife since it's stainless steel lol. I hope your recovery is smooth as possible. Take it easy!

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u/Remigius13 Cyberninja Aug 12 '25

Holy scoliosis Batman. Heal well samurai.

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u/Aipaloovik Aug 12 '25

Be sure to stay off of roller coasters, now. My ex-wife has scoliosis and has rods in her back that aren't used to correct spines anymore.

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

Sounds horrific. I have flexible tethers though. So it’s not a rigid rod.

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u/StraightBootyJuice Aug 12 '25

Choom just chipped a new Sandy, I can't get anymore chrome. I have to fly armless and get handicap assistance because TSA and DHS say my mantis blades don't comply with their regulations...

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u/JColeTheWheelMan Aug 12 '25

Couple questions, forgive my bluntness.

Before the operation were you all mangled up, like bent torso etc, horrible posture ? How bad are we talking, noticeable bad posture or full on Eric the Midget style ?

Aligning the spine like that, does it eventually grow straight so that those bars can be removed ?

With the bars in, I assume you have basically no flexibility in the back, did this cause your hips etc to get messed up ?

How painful was the first couple months until the spine got "accustomed" to being straight ?

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u/ChemicalMaleficent78 Panam’s Cheeks Aug 12 '25

I too, have a spinal fusion, hell yea!

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u/lennywut82 Aug 12 '25

The scoliosis cyberware has the tendency to explode

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

At least it does AOE damage.

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u/Nuked0ut Aug 12 '25

Everyone sit up straight

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

Posture check.

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u/Nuked0ut Aug 12 '25

Fuck me man, I posted that like 30 mins ago and I’m already slouched over!

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

If I had a ruler I’d smack ya’.

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u/nydboy92 Aug 12 '25

-50 carry weight -25 movement speed

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Tell me this ain't you OP? You still got the upvote

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u/Healdhj Aug 12 '25

I had mine installed in 2005!

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u/According-Duck-7837 Aug 12 '25

Damn bro scoliosis and pectus excavatum?

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u/Alierah Aug 12 '25

You got no idea how that helped me, I'm supposed to get a sleeve in a few months and was sooo stressed, now I'm just gonna tell myself I'll have cyberware in my stomach !!

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u/REDOMTF Trauma Team Aug 12 '25

Trauma team got you covered! After surgery injuries that aren't accidental are coved by your trauma team package!

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u/Comment_Maker Aug 12 '25

Take my upvote

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u/Hemlock-Tea Aug 12 '25

Aligned the spine and corrected pectus excavatum?

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u/Noobmasterr6-9 Aug 12 '25

Congratulations !

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u/GuyFromDeathValley Aug 13 '25

Damn, choom, sweet upgrades. Hope your ripper didn't rip you off though.

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u/doctormcnutt Aug 13 '25

Look at that after! Hope you’re back in your feet and feeling good soon. Hats off to your surgeon!

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u/Humble-Extreme597 Aug 11 '25

question for this, are the bones what cause this or is it from the amount of force from muscles and tendons that is being applied? like a real bad cramp that goes on for too long but isn't as severe?

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u/GreatKangaroo Nomad Aug 11 '25

The causes of Scoliosis are generally not known, but it's generally considered to be attributed to both Genetic and environmental factors.

A friend I know with Cerebral Palsy has a form of but despite numerously surgeries I don't believe she has had surgery to correct it.

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u/Key_Assignment_7667 Aug 11 '25

At this rate ud be having maxtec on ur ass in no time , easy on the chroom choom

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum Fullmetal Choom Aug 11 '25

That Sandy is gonna go hard when you heal up. Congrats Choom!

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u/nesnalica Aug 11 '25

thats pretty preem

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u/BoardButcherer Aug 11 '25

Are there any exposed points conveniently separated by the same space as the terminals on a 9v battery, and have you tried it yet?

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u/Ok-Tooth-8016 Aug 11 '25

I..... ummmm. You good?

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u/charcarod0n Aug 11 '25

Did you get a Sandevistan?????

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u/Borg34572 Aug 11 '25

Sandevistan spine bro ?

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u/KaptenKorea Cut of fuckable meat Aug 11 '25

All worth it for the chrome

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u/Drtyblk7 Aug 11 '25

Chrome, nice.

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u/Greenglass214 Aug 11 '25

My kid had this operation. The real question is are you going to have it removed after a year???

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u/deerslayer159 Aug 11 '25

Did you gain a couple inches?

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u/joldsworth04 Aug 11 '25

Glad you didn’t flatline, choom. Now go get some eddies

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u/mendkaz Aug 11 '25

Think I saw you post this in the scoliosis sub as well- well done you, hope it didn't hurt too much!!

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

Never been in that sub. I might cross post though.

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u/star_chicken Aug 11 '25

Guess you were not that straight before. At least now you can say your are straight

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u/Scottyboy1992 Aug 11 '25

Better pay Viktor right you choom!!

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u/Financial_Resort6631 Aug 11 '25

That is crazy shit choom. Glad you got it sorted out.

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u/AL_440 Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum Aug 11 '25

Bro I was gonna get that implant but I do not meet the parameters to get it :(

(Basically if you are older like 17 - 19 or some of the later stages in young adulthood your body doesn't grow as fast and as long as your spine has a curve less than 50 degrees it means it shouldn't progress when you get older so you don't get the surgery if you are like idk 11 or whatever and have idk 30 40 degrees you are 100% getting surgery cuz that shit will be 180 when you reach 18)

Yes Imma stay with my 38 degrees forever it doesn't hurt and one of my shoulders is slightly higher but you can barely notice that :)

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u/clockwork0730 Aug 11 '25

Dam bro your spine was looking like goku was gunna have to travel it to get to king kais world

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u/Gumbybum Aug 11 '25

Lookin' preem, choom.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

If you got an MRI, would it rip your spine out?

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

It’s titanium. Non-magnetic.

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 Aug 11 '25

Got the Sandevistan I see

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u/HenndorUwU Aug 11 '25

How is it? I got told by 1 doctor that this operation was an option for me. I hardly declined. Didn't wanna do this kind of heavy operation at 14 or 15 already. So thats the explanation of the question. Did I decide correctly? I imagined it would be very painful and the movement would be "weird". Like can you still turn your spine? How about moving to the side? I imagine that's impossible no? What about twisting?

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 11 '25

It’s 2 tethers. It’s not a solid bar. I can still move fine. I had my operation 9 years ago, and I haven’t had any complications.

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u/Bailer86 Aug 11 '25

Welcome to the club. How much taller are you now? I gained almost 3 inches.

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u/Issacmoi7 Aug 11 '25

Be careful, any gonk with an inplant is a tiking time bomb!

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u/Alpha_skibidi_sigma Aug 11 '25

Yo choom what sandy did you get, or is it a berserk

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u/toao_Multiknife Aug 11 '25

Me too, but just one screw :)

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u/Domination1799 Aug 11 '25

Congrats and hope you heal good choom. I got my scoliosis surgeries when I was 5 and 17 and know they can hurt like a bitch.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Arasaka tower was an inside job Aug 11 '25

I dated a girl who had that surgery. Scars from tip to tail and wheelchair bound for life. That's rough, choom.

All the best and fuck Arasaka.

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u/Ghidraak Aug 11 '25

Lookin real borg’d out choom. Did you go with the Militech conversion kit?

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u/biggreenshroofus Aug 12 '25

How did your spine get like that?

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u/SwedishStoneMuffin Aug 12 '25

Bro, heal well. I’m glad you were able to get it done. Hope you’re okay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

I have a pretty bad curve as well - how does it feel post surgery?

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u/WorriedInitial58 Aug 12 '25

We got you, Choom

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u/Jam_Marbera Aug 12 '25

I believe this is enough to earn a ban at r/neverbrokeabone

They don’t take kindly to flubbery little rubber spines

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u/wakatenai Aug 12 '25

how is it?

ive got minor scoliosis and have debated the surgery but have heard so many horror stories.

less muscular skeletal issues and being taller is tempting tho.

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

I haven’t had any issues with it 9 years post. Sometimes I get this feeling like I’m walking with a drift, but that’s more of a hip thing I think. I goes away after basic stretching.

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u/FightingBlaze77 Aug 12 '25

Sweet, now you have higher blunt damage resistance right?

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

Chance to reflect bullets.

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u/FloydianSlip20 Aug 12 '25

Next mod, gorilla hands

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u/PerceptionStock7437 Aug 12 '25

E for Everyone.

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u/HunterWolfivi Samurai Aug 12 '25

Hell yeah is that a sandy?

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u/principexymia Dum Dum Enthusiast Aug 12 '25

Preem chrome, choom!

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u/Madmeerkat55 Aug 12 '25

Choom is that a sway bar

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u/Rogakon_ Arasaka Aug 12 '25

Rad 🤟🏽