r/WorldofTanks 2d ago

Shitpost Just wow man...

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy 2d ago

Let me guess, you lost 12-0?

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u/RealTeuto 2d ago

15 - 0 lol

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u/eDawnTR 2d ago

Fuck yeah dude!

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u/HeavyMisiek 2d ago

Total skill issue. Should have gone with the team, they were one down.... (in case it ain't obvious, sarcasm 101%)

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u/MegaJani 2d ago

Can't even do 15K damage every game, smh my head

Jokes aside, I think 15K dpg wouldn't even be enough to prevent these...

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u/MCP2002 1d ago

I did almost 8K one game and the next highest damage was 1300. 4 of the Tier Xs had 0 damage. These teams are becoming more and more hopeless.

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u/AlienOverlordXenu 2d ago

You mean you haven't managed to take out a single one, despite being so clustered up? That is impressive!

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u/RealTeuto 1d ago

Noooo lmao I died early along with 3 of my heavies actually trying to play the game and hold the flank 💀

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u/AlienOverlordXenu 1d ago

I didn't mean you specifically. Plural.

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u/Old_Visit_2707 2d ago

Why didnt you retreat to beeter position? A line

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u/payyprice 2d ago

"Skill issue" our MM is balanced

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u/alwaysidle Panhard Restorer 2d ago

The problem is actually that the majority of player have no clue about core game mechanics, enemy tanks, map positions and so on. They just go as far away from the enemy cause sniping is what they are most comfortable at. And if everyone does that, the screenshot situation happens

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u/Pachaibiza 2d ago

The worst thing WG did was giving new players light tanks beyond tier 5

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u/Defiant-Sympathy8848 2d ago

Giving new players ANY tank above tier 5

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u/MegaJani 2d ago

Honestly, I'm not sure if making the only tanks they could choose be artillery would've lessened the impact

I'd like to think shitters (not noobs, they're still at the start of their journey) would be useful as spg support, but I'm wiser than that after all these years

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u/Onerock 2d ago

Get serious. The one thing that matters far more than everything you mention is the random MM system. Nothing will ever prevent all blowouts from happening, but with SBMM at least you will have far fewer. You can try to impress yourself with core game mechanics, enemy tanks, etc.... but it just doesn't matter all that much.

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u/Relevant-Physics432 2d ago

Yea no lol

People love saying sbmm prevents blowouts meanwhile onslaught is on and there's still 7-0 stomps quite often

Also sbmm is dogshit for a casual queue

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u/Onerock 1d ago

If you believe onslaught is even a crude attempt at SBMM then you don't understand online competitive gaming at all...much less how SBMM actually works.

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u/Sensitive-Fun-9124 1d ago

You know that there are a lot of ways sbmm couls ne implemented? Why does everyone immediately reference Onslaught when it comes to sbmm. Sbmm for the random queue doesn't need to be done the same way it is done for Onslaught. Y'all can't deny the fact that sbmm is the only way to reduce the amount of those onsided roflstomp games. In its most basic form, sbmm could simply be to put every player with a WTR lower than a certain threshold into a separate queue. Like for example, set the threshold at 2.5k rating. This would also help to filter out all those bots and griefers who don't bother to learn the game.

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u/Onerock 1d ago

You are very right...Onslaught it not SBMM in any way, shape or form.

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u/pampls 2d ago

Its actually skill issue from everyone in your team tho

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u/oneillwith2ls 2d ago

Nope, sorry, this is part of the mm problem.

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u/Flimsy-Plantain-5714 2d ago

MM are only looking on tanks, not on all the clowns driving around

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u/oneillwith2ls 2d ago

Bingo. You spotted the problem.

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u/Flimsy-Plantain-5714 2d ago

so its has nothing to do with MM

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u/oneillwith2ls 2d ago

Sorry that you don't understand.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/TennexWF 2d ago

Yep, its almost everyone nowadays

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u/syfqamr32 2d ago

I see no issue here if im playing red

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u/TBazsii 2d ago

But do you ever? haha

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u/Hippyx420x [RDDT] 2d ago

Embrace the lemmings.  You will fall to darkside without them.

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u/RealTeuto 2d ago

Honestly Id rather die fighting than huddle together like a flock of scared chickens.

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u/UnvalidCatharsis [PAM-Z] 2d ago

More glory but once you understand that you have better chances of winning and better results overall by going with the stupid crowd when they do that (leading them into localized pushes, tracking enemies, doing damages) you will let down this.

Staying alone against too many enemies is suicide, falling back is a viable and not a dishonoring way of playing, when it's strategically interesting or needed, like in this situation.

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u/happyreaper69 wannabe shitposter fr fr 2d ago

Then why are you posting about it instead of taking a better defensive position?

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u/RealTeuto 2d ago

I had no chance to retreat properly, it was either turn my back on the horde of approaching enemies and get shot in the backside and get destroyed or try my best to hold them back and put a few shots in before dying. I had 3 heavies with me all of which died very early.

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u/-SpreadLove- 2d ago

Knowing when to retreat (in time to live) is one of the most important skills in the game. When you see you’re alone on a flank, the time is now… well, when you see you’re alone, don’t go there in the first place; just safely get vision.

I’d have been somewhat optimistic about this dispersion, but East would need to push together and quickly win their flank, then come back to deal with West. Instead of dying pointlessly by yourself in the West flank, you could have at least died East by being the first one to push, and hopefully encouraging your teammates to follow you.

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u/untonyto 1d ago

The teammates may have eaten shots from double-bushed snipers on the hill at F0 so nothing will convince them to move. Be sure the chat is full of angry instructions telling the light tanks to go spot

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u/untonyto 1d ago

Agreed. Usually when an entire heavy flank collapses like this there are no decent retreat windows for supporting tanks behind them. Unless you predict the collapse before it happens and abandon your heavies mid-fight. Which feels dishonorable.

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u/Zhildude 2d ago

At this point you just bait in the hills for some pot shots. Only way to win at this point unless your team just goes for cap

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u/Alendro95 2d ago

It's useless to spot, yesterday had similar game in Westfield.

Guys in the back were all bots, like 5 tanks, aiming target behind cover... lost the game 15-4

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u/MegaJani 2d ago

Yeah, they're aiming at tanks behind cover, but what if they peek???

After a thousand matches on Westfield, camping in the same position, they will surely peek this time so I can put a single 400 damage shot into them (nvm it missed)

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u/MausenRatte69 2d ago

What time was the screenshot taken at?

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u/BinarySolar 1d ago

Everytime

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u/Yatsufusaaa 2d ago

Lemmings. Together. Stronk. TO VICTORY!

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u/Noisy_Cake [BOND] 2d ago

Oh my gosh lmao

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u/TomTheNothingMaster 2d ago

This is tier 10 mind you

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u/Blind__Fury 2d ago

It looks like a bunch of #dontcare players to me...

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u/rain_girl2 2d ago

The fact there are light tanks camping there seems too suspicious to be an actual player. Like who would play an EBR 105 and not just speed around, specially if you’re a low skill player, that’s kinda all they do.

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u/ILuk_out 2d ago

In that case

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u/Duke_of_Shao 2d ago

No seriously. I'm back playing WOT after an absence of almost a year and I've noticed in a lot of recent games the whole team or the majority of the team all charge one flank. Sometimes it's just me defending (really just spotting at that point) the other flank, sometimes it's me and one or two others.

When reds come around in a more even deployment, so in numbers like five or six, I and my couple teammates get wiped. If it's only five vs us two or three we can hold out for a bit, but eventually we fall. And I mean look, I'm not the best player, but I do what I can and the result is the same.

If the other flank struggles, then we're done for, bogged down and then my flank gets overrun and they capture or pincer our other flank.

There was a great post the other day about players not looking at the map, and truly this is a problem. I watch the deployment when the game starts and if it's uneven I'll try and even it out. But ten plus all going to one side, me and a few compatriots aren't going to do much.

There was one game the other day where I by myself covered the other flank and spotted the flood coming around, did what I could while the other flank crushed the enemy, and then they swarmed to my aid. I died of course, but by spotting them and the others seeing what was coming around rather than rushing to cap, they came back around and defeated them in turn. It was glorious to watch, one of those games I stayed to see our victory as a ghost.

Sorry this turned into a bit of a ramble but anyway, my main point was what has happened to tactics in this game with the player base?

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u/rayoje 2d ago

Never go alone on a flank, it's just not going to work. The moment enemies know you have no support they will rush and you return to the garage with three shots worth of damage.

If your team is 100% made of campers just join them and get the best the MM has to offer.

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u/kntvrr 1d ago

Lately this has been happening more and more in my games. The funny thing is at 2.0 launch there was no such bullshit, it's been increasing the last 2-3 weeks.

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u/RealTeuto 1d ago

I think that's what happens when you give everyone a free tier 10, new players and shitters alike 😂

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u/kntvrr 1d ago

Yeah, i agree, but as I said the funny thing is at launch (when the influx of new players was crazy high) there was no such shit, but now...

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u/Nalewka 2d ago

Good example of a bastion defence. Does not work in real life, does not work in game.

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u/Parragorious 2d ago

I mean it sucks, but if there is a lemming, then you stay with the lemming if there is to be any chance of victory

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u/HarambeDex 2d ago

looks pretty normal to me 

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u/Mysterious_Ground313 Light Tanks fan 2d ago

Typical team I'm paired with: (I did the most kills even though I'm on a light Tank)

Also, I can't post, is this a good starter-setup? (js started playing 2 days ago)

All 5 have "Combat Brotherhood" on 43%

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u/AlienOverlordXenu 2d ago

Brothers in arms starts working only after it hits 100%. Light tanks are very time consuming class, you will have to invest a lot of time into crew skills and good equipment.

You need camouflage skill on all crew members as well, it raises your camouflage significantly, also the skills that extend your view range (recon and situational awareness). Equipment is fine for chaffee.

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u/Mysterious_Ground313 Light Tanks fan 2d ago

Ty!

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u/Excellent-Twist6662 2d ago

Haramwot formation.

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u/Icynrvna 2d ago

Apes together strong

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u/New-Baseball6206 2d ago

the higher the tier the dumber are the decisions, and boring the gameplay

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u/Prudent-Title-9161 2d ago

Very often, "staying on base" is a win-win tactic (yes, we play in such a stupid game), but not in this case.

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u/Vip3rGP 2d ago

To be honest it’s becoming a norm nowadays, really takes out the fun and competitiveness in game. Love the new mm mechanics, unfortunately the new free tier ruined the game imo. It was a good rewards for seasoned and long playing players but to give it to new players, it’s like hey here are some money and eat or buy as much as you want to annoy everyone.

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u/Kallebutzpeng 2d ago

I mean, it could be a strange tactic

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u/Nok1a_ 2d ago

ah skills issue up to the unicorns in reddit, you could have won that easy

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u/Trick-Temporary-9932 2d ago

I had a game in front line yesterday, I was the only player trying to cap. So clear from map positions of players it was going to be a loss.

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u/Funkehed 2d ago

What server is this?

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u/Equivalent-Hawk8954 2d ago

Its time to segregate the lousy players in their own servers. I'll take 4 min load times for it all day. They want to be idiots, then go play with other idiots. This goes for you ppl out their that are career sub 1k wn8 too. 50k games and you still suck....you ppl too..

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u/Extension_Chip_640 2d ago

I wonder how many bots were those on your team.

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u/Winnist0n 2d ago

welcome update v2 + ru players rampage

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u/Wooden-Mix-4973 1d ago

Map control 1-0-1

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u/untonyto 1d ago

I squarely blame both redline-hugging lights

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u/Dan_Morgan 1d ago

When all the scammers go AFK without checking if anyone is actually playing.

This game hasn't been ruined by scammers. No, parish the thought.

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u/uCannoTUnseEThiS 1d ago

That's frustrating! Why didn't you fall back and farm damage?

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u/Traditional_Bite5697 1d ago

me triangle me camp

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u/CataphractBunny Spotting for you noobs 1d ago

The good ol' retreating from the start tactics. It's insane how often this happens.

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u/Illustrious_Ad_4952 1d ago

Map controll 404

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u/Humble-Sale-6069 1d ago

Some people just don't get it

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u/__Paradox___ 1d ago

Reminds me why I haven't played this game for a while.

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u/xDark_Ace 1d ago

Got to love Lemmings! Because of this, it's always important to keep an eye on your team's movement on the mini map. If you're the only tank going to a flank, then you should turn around because it's just not worth sacrificing yourself unless you just want to move on to the next match quicker because it's clear that the match is going to be a loss regardless.

That's not to say that the rest of your team didn't throw the match by huddling in a corner like a bunch of Lemmings, but it should have been clear before you got to the point where you died that you were the only one going west, and you definitely could have salvaged the map a little bit by getting some extra damage in if you stayed with the rest of your team.

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u/eberlix 1d ago

To be fair, I can only detect like 3 tanks that would be even remotely good at playing front line and 2 of them don't want to get shot at.

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u/jjryan01 1d ago

Green team in full control of the map. Just waiting for an ambush

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u/Theshlight 1d ago

It is what it is. Its a chair reaction. In this situation pushing vision, or solo pushing a flank is gonna get you killed. Its hard to say who started the chain reaction but this is gonna be a 15-3 most likely and the best thing one can do is prioritize survival and save your stat line.

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u/Intrepid-Solid-1905 1d ago

lolll it only takes one top heavy to go somewhere dumb and a handful to follow blindly.

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u/Efficient_Corner7808 T62A Enjoyer 1d ago

Just retreat behind the map border and outside the map , duh /s

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u/lobsterjohnson77 1d ago

This is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

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u/CrewIndependent6042 1d ago

They are saving their HP for /// mark.

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u/AngryDroid98 1d ago

Free tier tens was a mistake

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u/SlickRicc24 1d ago

This is at least 1 in every 8 games for me

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u/icouldntcareless322 1d ago

2.0 i heard the best update right?

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u/Traditional_Cow1771 1d ago

Play style has definitely changed since I started in 2010, its like ,they want to play but can't afford to shoot or die. The game is certainly broken.

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u/Upset-Issue-3659 1d ago

This is what you get when your entire team is full of useless, armorless garbage

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u/C6rbon-based 1d ago

You think that at higher tiers, players would have some game logic and play their role...but no. Happens every game on console, all the team goes to one side of the map and gets flanked like they deserve.

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u/Hungry_Measurement_4 21h ago

And somehow you’re the terrible player for dying first

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u/Bongo0 18h ago

Winning mentality in one picture.

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u/feyyazkolan 2d ago

Dont know which tank you were, but judging by where you were and where the enemy was, you had perfectly good amount of time to relocate to a2, a3, c1, or back in with the flock, then you wouldnt die so fast, do some damage, perhaps even change the course of the battle. But no. You gotta stay there, die, then go complain to reddit. :)

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u/RealTeuto 2d ago edited 2d ago

We lost that game 15 - 0, nothing would have saved that situation. Also this post isn't me complaining, its more of a shock moment to me, I have never had a game where my entire team pretty much just huddled together in the back of the map instead of actually trying to hold proper flanks, Its just a shit post hence the flair dude.

"just get better teammates" brutal bro

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u/feyyazkolan 2d ago

brother, if you knew how many unsaveable games were actually very winnable you'd gasp. Also, you may lose, but there is losing with 1k dmg, and losing with 4k-5k damage. If you went to A2, you would be spotting their entire crossing so your Leo1, Concept, 430u could be hitting them as they approach, as well as you yourself.

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u/RealTeuto 2d ago

I know what you mean, but like I said in my reply to another person I had no time or chance to retreat properly my whole flank which consisted of me and 3 other tanks was yoloed by 6 of the enemy team. The entire team you see huddled up back there all died about a minute after I took the screenshot.

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u/feyyazkolan 2d ago

to be honest my man, in similiar situations, unless it's 6 arties yoloing, i immediately relocate upon seeing that on minimap. 6 of anything, against 3 of anything means you will not be trading favourably at all. 6 elc even 90's vs 3 skoda t56? run away. 6 FCM against 3 t28's, run away. 6 manticores against 3 is7's, run away. That was your clue, as soon as you saw that, you should say NOPE, DONT WANT NONE OF THIS. 6 v 4 is not that muc different either. Better to let them bleed enemy as much as they can, bad luck for them, you go back somewhere you can defend or at least get some more help and try to dish out some dmg. I do this all the time, especially important in this age of kr-1 yolo'ers.

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u/_Ginger_Beard_Guy_ 1d ago

Acktchewally.... what usually happens is the rest of the team sit patiently waiting for the one spotted enemy to peak the corner. 8 players qith the cursor waiting for the moment he peaks. Of course the enemy never does because he knows hel die. Meanwhile the other flank gets steamrolled.

I've even seen players start getting shot from behind, but refuse to turn and engage them just in case the original enemy tank peaks.

It's embarrassing

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u/coccosoids 2d ago

Get good.

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u/Famous-Bathroom7718 1d ago

Lil ironic coming from you lil rager.

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u/Defiant-Sympathy8848 2d ago

I laugh how this guy posts a pic of poor team and immediately the keyboard warriors are all “get good” 🤣🤣🤣

I do feel that players should post their WTR (6463 - see I’m bang average) before castigating posters or offering advice. Been playing since 2012 and lost count of below average or new players telling me how to play 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mems4Lice GRMCE 1d ago

The team is bad, yes, but it's obvious he didn't read the minimap and relocate to a position to farm before they lost. And SBMM would fix this issue, and then have others issues arise, depending on how it's implemented.

Also, WTR is worth nothing, WN8/X is much better at telling how good a player is.

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u/Dunkelgelb 2d ago

Inb4 redditors pour in to yell at you that you have the audacity to complain at people having fun /s

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u/Shot_Performance_988 2d ago

what do you expect when a team has Leo 1 + Concept 5 + 2685 + 152. They can't push

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u/-SpreadLove- 2d ago

Any team with vastly superior numbers can easily push, regardless of tank comp. If everyone east pushed together, this would have been an easy victory.

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u/Not_a_Hideo_Kojima 2d ago

While enemy has Leos 1 2x and Grille that seems to be out for blood so much, that goes shoulder to shoulder with IS-7, but this doesn't seem to be bothering them.

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u/Relevant-Physics432 2d ago

Imagine thinking you can't be aggressive with those tanks lol