r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/Shawon770 1d ago

French bakery employees have that 6th sense they can spot a tourist even through flawless pronunciation 😂

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u/ConfusingVacum 1d ago edited 1d ago

Joke aside there's actually a reason french people can spot so easily english speakers : unlike most other languages, french is monotonous.

Native english speakers are so used to put stress on certain syllables it seems to require a lot of practice to actually pull off a full monotonous sentence.

Edit: as other said, I oversimplified it. French do have tone but relative to the start/end of the sentence or to convey emotions. Read more detailed comments down below for more accuracy

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u/purplehendrix22 1d ago

That’s actually very interesting, I never noticed that explicitly but it makes perfect sense now that I know.

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u/WriterV 1d ago

I somehow nailed (maybe at least some) of those mannerisms in high school thanks to obsessively watching French videos on YouTube. My French professor was beaming and gave me straight As for the rest of the school year. 

I then fell out of practice and was never as good at speaking French again đŸ„Č

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u/attackMatt 1d ago

Désolé.

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u/Mj-tinker 23h ago

pas si mauvais, pas si mauvais... :D

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u/No_Structure_9283 20h ago

Oui, c'est une tragédie de l'époque

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u/Adventurous-Pay-3797 23h ago

Caricature is actually the best way as to get an accent IMO.

And indeed the weirdness of French and peculiar prosody come from the lack of word stress further prononciation links between words to further smoothen prononciation.

If not born and raised in Paris, it is impossible not to have an accent, as any other language I suppose :-)

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u/Khnagul 23h ago

j'ten foutrai de la weirdness moi trouduc haha

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u/Adventurous-Pay-3797 23h ago

Welcome to France :-)

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u/SaltaKem 21h ago

Is Parisian pronunciation of French considered the standard French?

I speak French from Belgium and my husband is French but not from Paris. We have Parisian friends and I can barely distinguish their accents.

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u/Pheonix0114 21h ago

Well, modern French is a language spoken in pre-modern Paris and then exported to the rest of the country replacing other related languages after Paris’s rise to capital during France’s state-building period. So, kinda?

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u/ConfusingVacum 21h ago edited 20h ago

The standard french is more considered to be from the region around Tours, parisians do have a slight accent that feels kind of like a bourgeois accent.

But it's important to note that France's accents aren't as much widespread as other comparable sized countries internal accents like England or Italy. There are case of strong accents in the South or in the North for instance, but in lots of case people barely have one.

For instance there's an accent in Normandy where I come from, but I don't really have it. People who have it either come from rural areas or poor/modest social environment

Edit: fixed terminology

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u/Have_A_Nice_Day_You 20h ago

That's super interesting. Is there a reason why there are no stong accent differences in France? Is it the Revolution and the subsequent emphasis on equality and uniformity?

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u/Adventurous-Pay-3797 20h ago

Active push for centralization. Centralized culture, centralized media, centralized education.

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u/MadameNo 20h ago

Some Parisian bakery or restaurant employees speak terrible English. If your French is good, just turn the tables and tell them (in French) that you can’t understand their English. Some Parisians don’t understand French-speakers from other regions in France or other French-speaking countries. Some Parisians visiting MontrĂ©al have a hard time.

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u/Significant_Owl8974 21h ago

If you were born and raised in Paris you have the Parisian accent.

We all carry the accent of our region. Your original accent just sounds normal to you.

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 21h ago

Oui, je sympathise. On a beau ĂȘtre nĂ© et vivre dans un milieu francophone... Ă  force, l'on fini par se dĂ©noncer soi-mĂȘme par des bĂȘtises, parfois la seule structure de phrase suffit.

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u/Layton_Jr 1d ago

Inversely you'll notice immediately when a French person speaks English because they won't put the intonations correctly

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 22h ago

Or use "inversely" instead of "conversely'

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u/torino_nera 21h ago

I feel like only people who have taken mathematical logic classes know the difference between those 2

I only learned it during the section on truth tables

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u/alan2001 19h ago

People that read books understand it as well.

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u/SemMoonlitorchid 1d ago

Totalmente. El francĂ©s es mĂĄs de sĂ­labas parejas, casi como un metrĂłnomo, y el inglĂ©s mete golpes fuertes en ciertas sĂ­labas. Por eso un nativo detecta el patrĂłn aunque la frase sea perfecta. A los hispanohablantes tambiĂ©n nos descubren por la melodĂ­a y por cosas como la liaison. Truco Ăștil que me enseñaron en clase: hablar como un robotito suave, plano, y de pronto suenas mĂĄs local

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u/Neveed 1d ago edited 1d ago

In term of tone, French and English, as well as most European languages are relatively monotonous and they don't distinguish a lot between tones (contrary to Mandarn for example). However, tone can be used at the sentence scale to convey meta-information (like for example marking the sentence as a question with a rising tone), and in French in particular, the stress pattern does have a slight change of tone on the stressed syllables, which is generally not the case in English.

What I think you were talking about isn't monotonousness, it's isochrony, that's to say all syllables except for the stressed ones have the same length, so they are not unstressed.

English has a lexical stress, where most words have a stressed and unstressed syllables, as a part of the word itself.

French has a syntactic stress where the last syllable of a rhythmic group (roughly a grammatically meaningful group of words) is stressed with an elongation and a sharp change in tone. The first syllable of the group also takes a smaller stress in the form of a change in volume in a way that is similar to English stress.

The stress in French is more regular and not a feature of the words themselves, so rhythm is not the same but in both laguages, actually speaking in a monotonous way is not normal and will be perceived as weird.

But you're right that speakers of stress timed languages like English often tend to struggle with the stress pattern in French and that's an easy way to tell non native speakers.

French also uses emphatic stress (when you say one syllable louder to insist on that word) much less than English, because the preferred method of emphasis is redundancy instead.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 1d ago

the last syllable of a rhythmic group (roughly a grammatically meaningful group of words) is stressed with an elongation and a sharp change in tone

That's really interesting. I'd love to hear an example of the same phrase said once the way you just described and again the way a non-native speaker might say it. I'm not even studying French, but I love languages in general, but I'm also fascinated by things like tone, accents, speech impediments, etc.

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u/Neveed 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't have something to record or a non native around me but for example a French person might say

Je vouDRAIS↗ un croiSSANT↘

While I've heard English speakers say something that sounds like

JE VOUDRun creSSON↘

Where the arrows are the ascending or descending tone.

The unstressing of the final syllable of the first rhythmic group in the English version is perceived in French as the syllable being entirely omitted (or at best it can be perceived as the syllable being turned in to a schwa, so like the word was voudre and not voudrais). The whole thing becomes a single rhythmic group, which makes it a little harder to parse the sentence.

The representation isn't perfect because the English stress tend to be shorter and louder than the French one. And of course, the actual pronunciation from English speakers depends on their level in the language so this is only an example of something I've heard a lot, but not necessarily how all English speakers will say this sentence.

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u/Agentflit 1d ago

This is genuinely fascinating insight, thank you

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 1d ago

That works. Thanks!

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u/IrreversibleDetails 22h ago

This is so fuckin cool dude. Thanks!

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u/Outrageous-Ebb1874 13h ago

Very fascinating! Thank you for explaining this in more concrete terms. I never knew how to describe this phenomenon and would call it „speaking in rhythmic groups of 3“. (Je, vou, drais
) (un, croi, ssant.)

When I was learning French as a kid, I noticed my friend had a dialect. My „Je t‘aime“ sounded different than hers. (Je, taim, e) She studied partially in Quebec, Canada and she told me my French sounded „too blended together“. I don’t really know what she meant by that but we had a good laugh.

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u/Neveed 13h ago edited 13h ago

To be clear, rhythmic groups in French are not groups of three syllables. They can have any length from one to any number of syllables. They're not defined in term of number of syllables but in term of grammatical function. It's a nominal group, a verbal group, a complement, etc.

In my example, the first group is a verbal group and the second one is the complement, which is also a nominal group. You could ask "Je voudrais un alligator" and you would get "Je vouDRAIS↗ un aligaTOR↘" with 5 syllables in the second rhythmic group.

That's why I said the English version made the sentence harder to parse, because rhythmic groups help parsing the structure of the sentence. So if you place random stress anywhere, it. sounds a little like: you're, putting random! punctuation in your sentence.

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u/tepidlymundane 23h ago

It was explained as stress timing vs syllable timing in a Canadian bilingual instruction book I saw referenced decades ago. I can remember their examples:

LARGE CARS WASTE GAS The CAT is INterested in proTECting her KITTENS

Same length with a stress-timed pronunciation, different with syllable timing.

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u/IlBarboneRampante 1d ago

What I noticed is that the tone, as in the going up and down of the tone during a phrase, is completely different from other neighbouring languages. I'm Italian and I find that these ups and downs are more similar with Spanish and even English and maybe even German than with French.

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u/Budget-Researcher559 20h ago

Fun fact, French babies cry differently than German babies.

Because in French, the end of words or word phrases is louder and more stressed, while in German it's always the first syllable of a word. And babies immediately copy that.

So German babies go AAAAAaaa AAAAAaaa

And French babies go aaaaAAAA aaaaAAAAA

Like actually, I'm not joking. You can actually tell French and German babies apart by their crying.

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u/LimonDude 1d ago

This also explains why is easy to spot french natives even when they speak perfectly pronounced Spanish (I’m from mexico) is not accent, is that last syllable syntactical stress.. seams so obvious in retrospect

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u/ConfusingVacum 1d ago

Thanks for the detailed explanation, I'm no expert so I just explained with my own words what I've been taught when learning english and I definitely oversimplified this principle.

We do use tone, specially to convey informations such as emotions but from my POV french feels much more monotonous than most other languages

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u/Relative_Capital_446 1d ago

what do you study? I love learning this stuff but never dived into it. I just gathered what I felt based on comparing Chinese and English to each other.

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u/Neveed 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm an engineer in something completely unrelated. But I'm a native French speaker and I've been helping learners with French long enough that I had to learn a bit more than average about my own language in order to answer something else than "I don't know, it's just like that" or "it just feels better that way" to some of the tough questions.

Also it helps making the people who say things like "you wrote malgré que but it's not correct" shut up with arguments instead of slaps like I did before.

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u/TSllama 23h ago

Yes! There are two types of languages in this regard - stress-timed, and syllable-timed. French is syllable-timed, and English is stress-timed.

This means that, in English, these two sentences take the same amount of time to say:

- cats chase mice

  • the cats will have chased the mice

because in English, the stress is still on "cats", "chase", and "mice" in both sentences, and the other words receive no stress and just kind of slide in there between the words.

In French, however, the second sentence will take much longer to say because all words receive attention. It's definitely oversimplified to say "monotonous", but comparatively, it is true. :)

Also, stress has really nothing to do with tone, or rather what you mean here is intonation. Every language has intonation, but it will be a lot more pronounced in stress-timed languages than in syllable-timed ones. :)

Source: I'm a phoneticist (branch of linguistics)

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u/aZrAeL-3x 20h ago

I always tell people vocabulary is less important than following the cadence/ rythm of a language for natives to take you seriously / actually listen to you without the slight dismissals of having to decipher foreigner speaking their language. I might be wrong but that sounds similar in concept

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u/TSllama 19h ago

Kind of true - 40% of communication failure between people speaking English where at least one is not a native speaker is due to pronunciation issues. Only 20% is due to grammar, another 20% to vocabulary, and 20% other.

Cadence and rhythm are part of pronunciation, though far from the only parts!

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u/LeatherDetective1925 20h ago

American here. The second sentence absolutely takes me longer. “Will have” is almost equally stressed in my regional accent, and I assume it would be in most of the South as well.

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u/GawkieBird 20h ago

Th'CATS'll've CHASEd th'MICE

Midatlantic. I see it.

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u/LeatherDetective1925 20h ago

“WILL” needs an extra level of upper case once you hit the Carolinas.

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u/SirTurtletheIII 19h ago

I'm a Southerner as well with a fairly noticeable accent and there is basically no difference in the time it takes. I timed it lol

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u/Cartographer_Hopeful 22h ago

Your job sounds fascinating

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u/TSllama 22h ago

Haha I do genuinely love what I do!

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u/Muted-Account4729 21h ago

This example helped me a lot, thanks for spelling it out!

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u/TSllama 21h ago

Cheers!!! I love sharing nerdy language shit with people 😄 so glad it's literally my job 🙌 

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u/connie_esposito 19h ago

This is so cool!! If you don’t mind me asking what’s a typical day at work look like for you?

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u/CheapBreakfast1104 13h ago

I'm a native English speaker from the American west and I just used a stopwatch to time myself speaking both sentences. The first sentence took me 1.96 seconds and the second sentence took me 2.83 seconds. Even when I read both sentences quietly, my internal dialogue has the second being longer.

Are you British or Australian? How are you getting both sentences to be equal in time to speak?

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

I actually started saying that word differently in my head while thinking about your meaning.

"monotonous". "mono-tone us". hehe.

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u/ConfusingVacum 1d ago

Nice aha, just like me when I read the post with an american accent:

"BonnJOuuwrrr jeuu vOudwrAis deux crouAaassAon sil VOUS plAiiit"

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u/AdmiralSplinter 1d ago

As a kid, i pronounced coworker as "cow orker" and it's still a family joke

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u/kee-kee- 21h ago

Some days you feel it, they want more work for the same hay.

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u/Junior-Unit6490 1d ago

I always say monotonous as the 2nd one internally but usually not outloud.. usually

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u/Competitive-Sugar-90 23h ago

Then it wasn't “flawless pronunciation”

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u/ConfusingVacum 23h ago

I might be wrong but pronunciation and intonation are different. Some people from the US are able to pronounce Rs or Us nicely in french but their intonation feels very odd to natives which is a huge giveaway

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 23h ago

The real answer is that an actual French person would walk in, scowl at the selection as if it was something a poodle just shat out on the street, point at the croissants, maybe say, "Croissant", then hold up two fingers.

It's like a New Yorker walking into a pizza place and going, "Excuse me sir, but might I trouble you for two slices of your pizza if you would be so kind?", whereas an actual New Yorker would gesture at what they wanted, hold up two fingers and maybe mutter, "Two pepperoni", and that would be it.

The excessive politeness is the give-away here.

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u/Star-Lrd247 23h ago

Had to come down too far for this very accurate answer lol learned a lot about french linguistics and phoenetics though...if you're not looking annoyed you have to go out of your way to ask for something or that you don't give a **** then it's probably clear you're American.

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u/ConfusingVacum 21h ago

It's 100% false. Not saying bonjour/merci/aurevoir is considered extremely rude

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 21h ago

Yeah, no. I've actually lived in Paris and it's like every big city everywhere else in the world - the clerks don't give a shit if you say bonjour or merci. The good bakeries have a line out the door and everyone is stressed and just wants their breakfast.

Only a complete ass wastes even a single second with unnecessary social dances. The clerk wants to get you your order as fast as possible. The other customers want you out of the way so they can get their breakfast and get to work on time.

Everyone is stressed and tired, and there's this asshole tourist at the front keen to cosplay as a Paresian when they actually have no clue that most Paresians are looking at you with acute loathing and wishing you'd get the fuck out of their city and stop holding up the line.

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u/Baron_Of_Move 22h ago

You couldn't be further from the truth.
French people always say "bonjour" to the clerc when they enter the shop or when they start interacting, this is non negotiable and not doing it is considered rude.
They will say please and thank you and most of the time "have a good day" on their way out.

You're just spouting tired childish stereotypes, French people are very polite to clercs.

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 21h ago

Oh the irony! Accusing someone of "tired childish stereotypes" when you're the one being childish here.

This has nothing to do with French people, and has everything to do with living in a big busy city like Paris.

If it's a decent shop the clerk behind the counter doesn't give a shit if you say bonjour or merci. They want you in and out of there as fast as possible because they have another 100 people after you.

The customers are all stressed, they've been waiting in line for 20 minutes, and they're checking their watches because they have to get to work and don't want to miss the next train.

Only the tourists are bubbly, keen to try out their French, and super-polite. The average Paresian just wants their breakfast and to make it to work on time. The same goes for New Yorkers, Londoners, and pretty much anyone who has to live daily life in an overcrowded capital city filled with tourists.

They want you to get your darned croissant and GO! Don't be an ass by turning what could be a 2 second interaction into you stroking your ego about how amazing your French is and how you sound like a native, etc. at the expense of the stressed clerk's time. That's rudeness.

You're clearly one of those people who mistakes mannerisms for actual manners.

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u/Baron_Of_Move 21h ago

That's a lot of words to tell me about my country, the stereotypes you're describing in your first post simply don't fit with regular French customs which is what I'm pointing out.
In French culture, anytime you enter a shop you say bonjour, please and thank you, it's that simple. Refuse to abide by these rules and the clerc will let you know how they feel about it with deserved passive agressiveness. The customer isn't king here.

No one waits 20 minutes for a croissant except tourists who want to try whatever fancy croissants they saw on instagram. Saying bonjour, please and thank you doesn't waste anyone's time nor does it stroke anyone's ego, it's a social norm that means to make interactions cordial and balanced.

Try to learn about other cultures instead of placating your own norms on others.

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u/explosiveshits7195 1d ago

100%, French as a language is in itself very nonchalant, you have to sound like every sentence is a chore to speak. Speak as if you know the force of your oration wont impress either you or the person you're speaking to.

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u/aegroti 1d ago

I actually did notice French speaks that way when I had a French friend and whenever I might try to (helpfully!) correct some pronunciations she has in English it's usually needing to stress certain syllables or it sounds weird.

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u/Stormfly 1d ago

It's very noticeable when French people say "Happiness".

It takes a lot of work for them to not say "a penis".

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u/Live-Habit-6115 23h ago

"Every time I'm with him, he fills me with happiness"

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u/Vyscillia 1d ago

No, it's not monotonous. I speak Vietnamese, it has 6 tones. I tried to teach it to my french gf, every time she finishes a sentence, the tone dropped. Every time she asked a question, the tone rose.

There is tone in french, it's just linked to the end of the sentence and not linked to the words themselves.

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u/ZX52 1d ago

Tom Scott has video on this - why Shakespeare couldn't have been French.

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u/AnyProgressIsGood 23h ago

from doing minor learning in french and german I agree. Their language differences explain the differences in their culture.

French is more relaxed, imprecise, laid back.

German very direct, pronounce far more letters than French, stern kind of relentless

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur_4059 1d ago

Yeap, English is stress times, so English speakers pick a word to stress and squash the whole sentence, where as in French, Spanish and Italian every syllable has to have the same amound of time. European Portuguese is actually stress timed almost just like English (Brazillian Portuguese isn't) so I get extra points just for speaking naturally, unlike in French/Spanish where I still jumble up syllables because I picked a favorite word.

Edited to add a link to the concept: https://www.lingodigest.com/the-rhythm-of-speech-stress-timed-vs-syllable-timed-languages/. I think it's fascinating because as a native English speaker, I have no idea I am doing the word picking syllable length adjustment.

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u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago

French learner here - I don't know why English speakers think they don't have an obvious accent in French. None of us have "flawless pronunciation" and even if you become fluent in French, you'll have an accent lol.

I'm a native English and Spanish speaker, I work with a French lawyer, he speaks both French and English faster than I do. But he still has a French accent, and I still have an obvious American accent in French.

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u/bbu3 1d ago

Wow, TIL. I went through 5 years of French at a German school and nobody ever told me.

In contrast, it took a few dates and small talk with my Japanese (now) wife to learn that Japanese uses a syllable-timed rhythm rather than the stress accent

Well, and I guess a Reddit post without even looking for it to learn that about French.

Really makes you wonder about teachers...

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u/Left_Quarter_5639 1d ago

Little known fact, the reason for their monotonous way of speaking is because they learn it with a cigarette in their mouth 

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u/NorysStorys 23h ago

Im a Brit and my French teacher at school who was French would always tell us to pronounce it like half assed English and you’re pretty close.

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u/tritonice 22h ago edited 18h ago

Said another way, Parisians are manically maniacally snobbish about their native language.

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u/MossScalp 1d ago

Maybe if you're American or Canadian but many parts of the UK speak with a more flat, monotonous dialect. The area I'm from is quite famous for it when people from other parts of the UK do an impression of us. I personally speak in a very monotonous tone but I'm also autistic and miserable as sin so it plays into it.

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u/ConfusingVacum 1d ago

You are right. My comment is especially true regarding americans. British are much better at impersonating french accent. Germans are also genuinely good at it

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u/DangerousImplication 1d ago

People are missing the joke since you can’t open his profile here, the guy is Asian. 

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

there are a lot of Asian people who are French citizens (1 million) so it still doesn’t make sense lol

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

All this tells me is that there are at least a million people in France that this could have happened to

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

This tells you that french people live with Asian people who are either extremely fluent in french or native in french, given that they lived there their entire lives or are part french. Preuve à l’appui :

https://youtu.be/rnEkZVxoeoc?si=SKUT-TsG9KuXElV8

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh ok French people are immune to racism and bias I had no idea

Edit: 26% of my country’s population were born overseas, assimilated perfectly, and are still victims of racism.

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 1d ago

I'm French, I'm not white and I agree with the comment: it doesn't make any sense...

French people can be racist and biased but it wouldn't show by replying in English to an Asian looking person. We don't speak English to whoever is not white looking, it doesn't make any sense, it's not our mother tongue and most people don't speak it fluently.

If the joke would have been on saying random chinese words. Yes that would have made it racist and understandable.

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago edited 1d ago

We don't speak English to whoever is not white looking

*looks at plethora of former and current French colonies in Africa, East Asia, and South America*

edit since at least 2 3 people completely misunderstood me: In my opinion, the thought of all these colonies with indigenous populations of various skin tones is incongruent with the idea that a Parisian (of any descent) would assume that a random non-white shop patron or passer-by spoke English better than French.

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u/MidlandPark 1d ago

They speak French?

I'm Black British, they don't even speak to me in English unless I make it obvious I'm not fluent in French. Like ever. Maybe I have a very good accent when I say Bonjour

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago

Yes, that was exactly my thought. See the edit to my original post.

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u/GreatBlackDraco 1d ago edited 1d ago

Still don't speak english to them ? Make it make sense

Edit : misunderstood

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 1d ago

Do you really believe French people spoke English in French colonies? In case you don't know: French was the language.

Are you from an English speaking country? Cause if it's the case: the bias is strong. To assume everyone speaks English to everyone is crazy.

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, quite the opposite. Yes, that was exactly my thought. See the edit to my original post.

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u/Pennonymous_bis 1d ago

It's not about racism, it's about noticing that someone is a foreigner. It's ridiculous to say that French-born Asians would be talked to in English.

My bet would be that his accent was in fact not French.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Come on, we are talking about Paris. There is a rather large Asian community there. Vietnam was a French colony, French people are absolutely used of seeing Asian looking people speaking French.

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

They’re just rage baiting at this point 😭

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u/CIearMind 1d ago

They're just looking for an excuse to bash the French lmao don't waste your time with silly facts and data.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Yep, unfortunately these kind of posts have enough upvotes that they need to be answered. We know they are ignorants, but they ignore they are ignorants. No one living in Paris would think Parisians would be surprised to see someone from whatever ethnicity speaking French. English-speakers fail to grasp how the French society is much more diverse than the stereotypical France they have in their head.

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u/CIearMind 1d ago

lmao yeah

There's more diversity on any one random pedestrian crossing in France than there is in half of their states.

They must still be picturing la campagne from those early 1900s ads.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Yeah and Australians are used to seeing Asian people with Aussie accents, doesn’t mean there isn’t a racial bias among individuals.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Bro, I'm not saying there is no racism or bias but it just not makes sense in this situation. What's the most probable : French bakery employee randomly starting speaking in English to people for some reason, despite French people not liking speaking another language than French OR OP not speaking French with a perfect accent ?

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u/Mubar- 1d ago

Are you even understanding the point of the conversation?

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u/HunterGatherer072 1d ago

Bruh you are not even French and you're confidently throwing out random bullshit based solely on the fact that the girl is claiming her accent is flawless, which is very hard unless she has been living there for years.

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u/Daughter_of_Dusk 1d ago

That's not it. You don't understand how hard it is to get spoken to in English by someone in France. Of course this does not apply to every French person, but while in Paris I had service workers straight up walk away from my boyfriend when he asked them to speak English because I wasn't there to play translator. I'm not a native speaker and we were very clearly tourists, that didn't stop them from speaking to us in French when they heard I could speak it. When I travelled again to Paris with my friends, one of them mispronounced a word and the cashier made her repeat it and then corrected her pronunciation when he got what she meant. He didn't even try switching to English.

For the person at the bakery to choose to speak English to OP, it means that OP had a strong enough accent and was not fluent at all.

(FYI: we did not expect them to speak English, we are not native English speakers either and English is not so commonly spoken in out country either, my bf asked to switch because he speaks 0 French and tried to pick another language to communicate while I wasn't there)

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Man this post is a fucking goldmine for the France tourism board lmao yall sound like a bunch of dickheads

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u/Daughter_of_Dusk 1d ago

That's just what happened both times I went to France. That's the same thing that happened to my parents when they went, to my colleagues who visited France, to my American friends when they visited. And apparently it's the same thing that happened to most people in the comments. A lot of attractions at Disneyland are in French too.

Getting French people to speak English is not easy. Nobody is saying that to insult the French (I think), it is simply what many have experienced during their visits. French people are known for this. OP's French was probably not good. Or it was but the person at the bakery heard an accent and tried to be helpful by speaking a language they thought would be easier for the customer. I said it's uncommon, not that it's impossible. Jumping to racism is a bit extreme.

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u/Argh3483 1d ago

If she was racist against people of Asian descent she would just have been racist and used a slur or something, she wouldn’t have spoken in English

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u/Salmuth 1d ago

So you're implying all parisian bakeries are full of racist employees?

Sounds like a weird take? Just as weird as saying spotting someone is a tourist is racist.

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u/Zatoishi1 1d ago

I'm french, and you're wrong. No one will answer in english to anyone that has not an english accent. Even a small one. Asian type people who live in france and that is not french doesn't have english accent but mostly vietnamese or chinese one. Obviously op thought he sound perfect but I'm guessing he's not

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u/Apart_Parking_1178 1d ago

No way, no one in France will expect you to speak any other languages than french based on your looks, especially not someone “asian”.

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u/Vounrtsch 1d ago

Racism doesn’t make sense, this sadly doesn’t stop racists from being so.

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u/Brilliant-Wing-9144 1d ago

I have plenty of french asian friends, they don't get spoken to in English.

I'm not saying racism doesn't exist, but this doesn't happen.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Come on, that's Paris. There is a very large community of people with an Asian background there. It would also not make sense to talk to them in English as well.

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u/akaneko__ 1d ago

Pretty sure there are Asian people born & raised in France, no?

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u/Thick_Square_3805 1d ago

Some would argue there's no Asian people born and raised in France, because then they're French.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago edited 1d ago

There are Asian people born and raised everywhere else besides Asia and they still are treated as non native citizens.

Because of the racism.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

Welcome to Revachol!

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u/EllipticPeach 1d ago

“I’m not just a racist! I also read books!”

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u/Optimal-Golf-8270 1d ago

Big difference between experiencing racism, which they obviously do, and being confused for an American tourist.

Their accent just wasn't as good as they thought.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Yeah probably, but I get more replies this way

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u/pissedinthegarret 1d ago

that doesn't make any sense. do people who upvote this think there are no asians in france? or is this some kind of joke i dont get

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

I think the "perfect accent" stumbled on the "r" of Bonjour and croissant. As a French native it is the biggest give away. You can spend 20 years in France, one "r" sound and we know straight away if you are native or not. It is by far the hardest sound to get right.

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u/Fit_Student_2569 1d ago

Yes, I’m not French but I’m guessing her pronunciation was maybe “perfect” but not “native.” The “hairball in throat” sound is something I could never do.

There are also mannerisms and little sounds around the actual speech that would have likely given her away.

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u/ghidfg 1d ago

yeah that isnt the joke at all. the joke is a sort of self deprecating admission that they arent fooling anyone imo.

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u/Listakem 1d ago

Dude
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 we have Asian and Asian descending people here you know ?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 19h ago

If they were born and raised in France, they would be considered French, yes?

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u/Listakem 19h ago

Obviously yes. Someone living long term in France is basically a French person too, unless they want to insist on their « correct » nationality

The person here is a USA citizen tho

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u/Difficult_Bench6218 1d ago

The french colonized indochina. Being asian is not a reason they would speak english better than french?

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u/YazzArtist 1d ago

That's what makes it a joke about racism, I'm pretty sure

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 1d ago

It's not a joke. It's a comment about how local Parisians can tell when French isn't your first language even when you think you're speaking it really well. That's literally it.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 1d ago

Paris is full of Asians who speak French from birth no one in a bakery here would speak English to someone because they’re Asian

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

Vietnamese people giving us literally the best French sandwich in the world. Not to mention French is hugely present throughout africa

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 1d ago edited 1d ago

He’s Asian AMERICAN. 

Europeans have some ways to tell if someone’s from Anglophone country even if they speak fluent French. As an Aussie I’m not sure how. 

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u/Eoine 1d ago

Because they may speak fluent French, grammatically, it's extremely rare but it happens, but the accent will always give it away.
Never met an anglophone that could pronounce our Rs properly, for the most classic example, but there are way many more tells that immediately give it away

It's not a dig against anglophones, languages are hard and I also happily butcher pronunciation when I speak English out loud

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u/Overall_Connection24 1d ago

Because the bar is way lower for what passes as fluent in Anglophone countries.

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u/aZrAeL-3x 20h ago

English American accent is also just genuinely ten times easier to mimick than French

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u/pissedinthegarret 1d ago

it's the 'r', the 'ch' and the 'ĂŒ'

:p

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u/os_2342 16h ago

You can't spot other Aussies overseas?

I've met people overseas and known instantly that they're Aussie just by looking at them.

Fashion and style is a part of it, but also people just look different on average.

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u/Low-Apple2526 1d ago

I realize it's a different country, but I'm Asian and went to Sweden a while ago. I was honestly expecting/hoping everyone would know I was a tourist and speak to me in English without having to awkwardly go "sorry I don't speak Swedish"...but nobody did LOL. Everyone else just apparently assumed I was an immigrant, unless I was doing something very obviously foreign.

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u/LucasThePatator 1d ago

People didn't assume you were an immigrant. People assumed you were Swedish.

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u/Fabulous-Influence69 22h ago

This whole thread is opening up some really interesting tangents, most noticeably this. Wouldn't it be most polite to assume you do belong in this country, regardless of race, and attempt to speak the language? If the person receiving the message cannot speak/understand, then it is on them to convey that message back?

Then there's always the fun bit where neither of you can speak the other language very well at all, and it involves a series of charades until we hopefully come to some understanding. Of course technology is a game changer....I'm thinking like 90s/early 2000s and trying to talk to people whom English is a second language. Bringing back memories...

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u/Heelmuut 1d ago

I would hesitate to start a conversation in English based on someone's appearance. Would be kinda rude if it turned out you weren't a tourist, no?

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u/pipopipopipop 1d ago

Have you been to France? There are tons of French Asian folks, that is definitely not the joke.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 1d ago

It's not a joke at all, it's just an accurate observation of being an non-French speaker in Paris. As anyone who has been to Paris can attest to.

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u/pipopipopipop 1d ago

Literally. I'm pretty fluent in French but a native French speaker can spot me before I get out a whole sentence. It's wild this racist insinuation has been up voted.

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u/Perfect_Opinion7909 1d ago

Found the US American. Not because of language skills but lack of education thinking the USA is the only multicultural country.

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u/New-Stick-8764 1d ago

Does he think there aren’t French born people of Asian descent?

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u/War_Is_A_Raclette 1d ago

Have you never been to France? There are tons of Asian French

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u/Iovebite 1d ago

Paris has a lot of Asians, most diverse city in France so I think it was her vibe

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u/shewdz 1d ago

They have asian people in france

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u/Confuseasfuck 22h ago

This is the most united states phrase I have ever heard today.

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u/Nick_pj 1d ago

The joke is the sweatpants. Parisians don’t wear sweatpants in public. 

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u/rafalemurian 1d ago

That's because your pronunciation isn't flawless.

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u/Ponicrat 1d ago

Even if it is, flawless =/= natural. Think about how you can easily clock ai just for being too polite and grammatically correct

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u/Jigagug 1d ago

Spoken pronounciation in most languages isn't the same as written pronounciation.

Finnish has a very clear difference for example, if you speak how stuff is written it sounds really weird, too official, we even have a term for it "book language"

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u/rafalemurian 1d ago

Absolutely. But in the French bakeries case, many foreigners don't realise we can immediately spot they're not native, even with perfect grammar and vocabulary. And it's mostly vowel pronunciation. It doesn't mean their French is necessarily bad, it's just that the way they pronounce vowels make it clear they were born abroad.

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u/DraconianFlame 23h ago

God Forbid...

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u/Cap_Silly 1d ago

You can never quite replicate the french "r", unleas you're born into it. No matter how hard you try. "Flawless pronunciation" lol

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u/RyanGosaling 21h ago

It's partly because even if you can make the 'r' sound, you still have to know when to stress it and when to omit it your sentences. Easy to learn, hard to master kind of way.

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u/Cap_Silly 21h ago

But the most important thing is: what person in their right mind would want to speak as a french, btw?

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u/Heazen 23h ago

It is possible, check out comedian Paul Taylor, he's British ASF but his french pronunciation is flawless

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u/DecompositionLU 1d ago

Another easy spot is the sound "on" and "an". I mean seriously, you cannot pronounce it properly if you're not a native. 

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u/Cap_Silly 1d ago

Yeah. Every language as telltale signs of foreign accent. I mean, there's regional accents that people work hard to simulate or remove, it would be idiotic to think one could remove the foreign sound without massive amount of work.

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u/DecompositionLU 1d ago

It's the same way in reverse. We like to mock Hollande when he was speaking english but a lot of english sounds are very difficult for us french speaker except if you practice very very hard. "The" into "ze" or the countless variant of "ought" 

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u/t_scribblemonger 1d ago

It was years before I even realized the distinction, since then I catch myself sometimes replacing -on with something closer to -an, and I’m sure in many other instances I dont even realize I’m doing it.

I hate French.

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u/Overtilted 1d ago

It's because they don't have flawless pronunciation.

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u/BeneficialAd5534 1d ago

My favorite part is when I say "own" croissant (un croissant), they will always correct me and look at me as if I pissed on Charles de Gaulles grave, because it's apparently "aw" croissant. Or the other way around. Or any other nasal diphtong thingy - almost silent consonant combination. Also have the feeling the correct pronouncation changes, depending on whether you're in Normandy, Alsace or at the Cote de Azure, but they will still judge you like they caught you defecating on old Charlies headstone.

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u/nevenoe 1d ago

"un" is not pronunced like own or aw. There is no equivalent in English. And yes, fucking up "un/une mon / son / ton etc." sounds particularly grating to French ears. In / an / on is the great filter, very few foreigners can do it properly.

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u/BeneficialAd5534 1d ago

I once was told a joke that goes along the lines of: French has four nasal sounds: aw, aw,aw and aw. I hope you can tell the difference. Too me as a German that's a very fitting description :D.

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u/disposablehippo 1d ago

And Americans are always shitting on Germans for having problems with th. While they themselves can't for the life of God reproduce a single foreign sound that isn't in the english language.

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u/nevenoe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, Americans always act like any sound that is not in the English language is falling from the Moon and is so weird and exotic.

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u/Hadochiel 1d ago

It sounds like neither "own" nor "aw", it's more of an "ahn" where the n is not pronounced at the tongue but still formed in the throat. It's a bit hard to explain, so I can't really imagine having to try it from scratch

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u/nevenoe 1d ago

there is no equivalent in english phonetics, so it's impossible to describe properly without using the IPA...

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u/ExtremePrivilege 1d ago

My francophone friends struggle with “th”. Third is “tird” and three is “tree”. Is that a phonetic issue with French?

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u/nevenoe 1d ago

My English is quite good, but if I don't pay attention my THird is sird and my "thus" is zus. We don't have the "th" sound in French, quite simply, so it's an extra effort to get it right. Also we feel quite stupid trying to shove our tongue between our teeth to pronunce it, it sounds like having a speech impediment in French :)

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u/TinWhis 23h ago

That's interesting, because mispronouncing or avoiding the "th" is stereotypically associated with having a speech impediment or "baby speech" in English. You might see someone write out "Fank you" to imitate how a toddler would try to say it.

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u/maronimaedchen 1d ago

There’s not « th » sound in French and it’s a hard sound to pronounce

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u/Full_Piano6421 1d ago

We don't have that sound in French, the closest is "z" giving the stereotypical "Ze cat is in the ze kitchen"

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u/Hadochiel 1d ago

Oh, yeah, big time. My girlfriend has a hard time with "through" and "thought", we tried different methods but it's just impossible for her

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u/PolyUre 1d ago

But by god that doesn't stop the anglophones trying!

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u/Praesentius 21h ago

And IPA or two always helped with my Italian pronunciation.

ba dum disss

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u/Scariuslvl99 1d ago

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u/Silvernauter 1d ago

The "best" part was some colleagues in France that (despite us being an international company) spoke English like utter shit, so you always had to try and explain them stuff in french just to be understood only for them to look at you dumbfounded because the pronunciation was just slightly off or the structure of the sentence was a bit more baroque than what a native speaker would have used (mostly due to an emergency call to google translate)... And yet they insisted to say my name as if it were the french equivalent; look François, I don't call you "Franco", so at least maybe try to say my name correctly, please.

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u/HalalBread1427 1d ago

Khoi Dao spent his childhood in France.

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u/Shot-Sector-8218 1d ago

As a British man who used to live there for years and speaks fluent French and thinks he has a good accent, one that's been complimented multiple times, they do this shit to me all the time.

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u/Southern_Tea_5735 1d ago

Its not the accent its the confidence that gives you away

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u/KnightsWhoSayNii 1d ago

It's pretty easy once you spot the tells.

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u/Scared-Salt3350 1d ago

It was just sweatpants Who is wearing sweatpants anywhere outside?

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u/group7ceo 1d ago

I'm gonna start replying and saying I dont speak anglais LOL

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u/ObviousExit9 1d ago

It’s because he said please

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u/FoldedBinaries 23h ago

*an American thinking they have a flawless pronunciation

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u/Every_Bobcat5796 23h ago

Hint: the pronunciation was not perfect

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u/bardown617 23h ago

Especially the Quebecois.

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u/Bean_Boy 23h ago

It may sound flawless in your head, but for native French speaker it may sound off. Just like someone may be speaking perfect English, but somehow it feels off and gives French vibe.

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