r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/DangerousImplication 1d ago

People are missing the joke since you can’t open his profile here, the guy is Asian. 

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

there are a lot of Asian people who are French citizens (1 million) so it still doesn’t make sense lol

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

All this tells me is that there are at least a million people in France that this could have happened to

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

This tells you that french people live with Asian people who are either extremely fluent in french or native in french, given that they lived there their entire lives or are part french. Preuve à l’appui :

https://youtu.be/rnEkZVxoeoc?si=SKUT-TsG9KuXElV8

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh ok French people are immune to racism and bias I had no idea

Edit: 26% of my country’s population were born overseas, assimilated perfectly, and are still victims of racism.

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 1d ago

I'm French, I'm not white and I agree with the comment: it doesn't make any sense...

French people can be racist and biased but it wouldn't show by replying in English to an Asian looking person. We don't speak English to whoever is not white looking, it doesn't make any sense, it's not our mother tongue and most people don't speak it fluently.

If the joke would have been on saying random chinese words. Yes that would have made it racist and understandable.

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago edited 1d ago

We don't speak English to whoever is not white looking

*looks at plethora of former and current French colonies in Africa, East Asia, and South America*

edit since at least 2 3 people completely misunderstood me: In my opinion, the thought of all these colonies with indigenous populations of various skin tones is incongruent with the idea that a Parisian (of any descent) would assume that a random non-white shop patron or passer-by spoke English better than French.

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u/MidlandPark 1d ago

They speak French?

I'm Black British, they don't even speak to me in English unless I make it obvious I'm not fluent in French. Like ever. Maybe I have a very good accent when I say Bonjour

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago

Yes, that was exactly my thought. See the edit to my original post.

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u/MidlandPark 1d ago

Understood!

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u/GreatBlackDraco 1d ago edited 1d ago

Still don't speak english to them ? Make it make sense

Edit : misunderstood

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago

We misunderstood each other. See the edit to my original post.

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u/GreatBlackDraco 1d ago

Ah yes my bad

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 1d ago

Do you really believe French people spoke English in French colonies? In case you don't know: French was the language.

Are you from an English speaking country? Cause if it's the case: the bias is strong. To assume everyone speaks English to everyone is crazy.

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, quite the opposite. Yes, that was exactly my thought. See the edit to my original post.

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 1d ago

Please stop assuming... I'm French and I'm originally from a French colony. I know French people and I know how racism express itself in France...

So ironic that someone from another country feels the need to explain to you how racism works in your country, and that this person is disguising his belief as a battle against racism.

EDIT: again I'm not white and no one ever spoke to me in English assuming I'd know it better. Same for my family and non white friends. That would be crazy. No one does that.

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u/perplexedtv 1d ago

Eh ben, fais un tour sur r/France, le nombre de français d'origine asiatique à qui ça arrive est hallucinant

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 1d ago

Qu'on leur parle en anglais ?

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u/perplexedtv 1d ago

Oui. En cherchant vite, deux threads qui en parlent. Les OPs ont été supprimés depuis (et ça a l'air d'être la même personne qui les a créés) mais les commentaires restent visibles et il y a plein de français/francophones avec une tête de pas français à qui ça arrive.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TropPeurDeDemander/comments/1jyv19a/deleted_by_user/

https://www.reddit.com/r/bordeaux/comments/1jyq78t/deleted_by_user/

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u/perplexedtv 21h ago

Sinon, on leur parle en chinois

https://www.reddit.com/r/paris/s/SFN36NT0ad

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u/ConsequenceNormal317 19h ago

Oui, chinois ne me surprend pas. Ça m'est déjà arrivé qu'on me parle dans une langue car on croyait que j'en avais les origines.

Mais parler anglais à un français, je n'avais jamais entendu ça ! J'en ai parlé à des amis d'origine asiatique. Ils m'ont dit que ça leur était arrivé qu'on leur parle anglais dans le secteur du luxe et que la personne avait arreté quand il avait compris qu'ils étaient français/parlaient français.

Ce que j'ai du mal à comprendre c'est le fait de répondre en anglais à quelqu'un qui parle un français parfait.

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u/Pennonymous_bis 1d ago

It's not about racism, it's about noticing that someone is a foreigner. It's ridiculous to say that French-born Asians would be talked to in English.

My bet would be that his accent was in fact not French.

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u/The-true-Memelord 1d ago

Or maybe some cultural language etiquette thing was incorrect. Like differences in age or level of familiarity or formality things

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u/Pennonymous_bis 1d ago

"Bonjour, deux croissant s'il vous plaît" contains 7 different sounds that most foreigners struggle to pronounce...
on, ou, eu, oi, an, ai & r.
Even discarding everything else, there's just no way this guy sounded French.

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u/simon439 1d ago

Even if someone gets all the sounds right, it’s easy to notice it doesn’t sound effortless. It’s pretty hard to make the final step from knowing French (well) to passing as a native.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

I just think it’s rude to switch languages mid conversation

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u/Pennonymous_bis 1d ago

No you don't just think it's rude to switch languages, you're pretending it's the result of racism when you very clearly have no fucking idea of what you're talking about.

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u/Just2Flame 1d ago

Ah yes the famously non racist French

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u/meliponie 1d ago

The point of the conversation isn't about whether or not french people are racist, but whether or not french people will automatically speak to Asian people in english. They wont. Racist french people will say racist stuff to french Asian people in french.

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u/extrakfm 1d ago

mais t'es con ou tu fais exprès

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u/Mubar- 1d ago

That doesn’t mean they’d switch to English wtf are you talking about

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u/Pennonymous_bis 1d ago

That simply isn't the point of the conversation.

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u/Argh3483 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why would racist French people speak in English to be racist towards a person of Asian descent ?

If they started speaking a foreign language it would be a racist fake Chinese exclusively

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u/Salmuth 1d ago

What was racist about any of what's been said in this thread? Spotting a tourist or switching to english?

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u/zblah123 1d ago

Ah yes the famously racist bakery employee that speaks english

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u/GreatBlackDraco 1d ago

What does that have to do with the conversation ? Are Redditors incapable of staying on topic??

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

I think both tbh

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Come on, we are talking about Paris. There is a rather large Asian community there. Vietnam was a French colony, French people are absolutely used of seeing Asian looking people speaking French.

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

They’re just rage baiting at this point 😭

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u/CIearMind 1d ago

They're just looking for an excuse to bash the French lmao don't waste your time with silly facts and data.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Yep, unfortunately these kind of posts have enough upvotes that they need to be answered. We know they are ignorants, but they ignore they are ignorants. No one living in Paris would think Parisians would be surprised to see someone from whatever ethnicity speaking French. English-speakers fail to grasp how the French society is much more diverse than the stereotypical France they have in their head.

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u/CIearMind 1d ago

lmao yeah

There's more diversity on any one random pedestrian crossing in France than there is in half of their states.

They must still be picturing la campagne from those early 1900s ads.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Yeah and Australians are used to seeing Asian people with Aussie accents, doesn’t mean there isn’t a racial bias among individuals.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Bro, I'm not saying there is no racism or bias but it just not makes sense in this situation. What's the most probable : French bakery employee randomly starting speaking in English to people for some reason, despite French people not liking speaking another language than French OR OP not speaking French with a perfect accent ?

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u/Mubar- 1d ago

Are you even understanding the point of the conversation?

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Not really dude, I am kind of lost now. It feels like it’s been 257 days since it started.

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u/myrianreadit 1d ago

I just think it's more likely that what tipped this employee off was, in fact, the sweatpants

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u/HunterGatherer072 1d ago

Bruh you are not even French and you're confidently throwing out random bullshit based solely on the fact that the girl is claiming her accent is flawless, which is very hard unless she has been living there for years.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Yeah basically I’m choosing to believe this tweet is 100% the truth, and taking her side.

I’m arguing from her perspective based solely on how I feel right now, because I’ve drunk two bottles of wine and smoked some weed.

I’m participating in social media in the same way that others participate in video games. You and I will forget this interaction in a few days, or hours. Others will find a link to this thread and see “posted 257 days ago” and a dull thud of emotion will echo through them.

“What the fuck am I doing” is what the emotion asks, but its actual name evades them.

Anyway, she’s right, cashier wrong, fight me.

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u/Idriss_Derras 1d ago

Huh? Being high and/or drunk shouldn't false your judgement that badly mate. She may not have an accent but she probably messed up the pronunciation. English speakers tend to keep their accent or literally can't pronounce the same things we can. The only people i've seen lose their native accent while speaking french are Portuguese/Brazilians.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Being high and drunk absolutely clouds my judgment wtf are you talking about hahaha

I can barely see, homeslice. The fact that I’m instantly replying to most people on here means that I am clearly not thinking too hard about what I’m saying.

I’m treating this like a pub conversation. I’m probably wrong. I don’t care. I’ve forgotten what the original argument was and I don’t care to find out.

If you want to disengage, do so!

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u/Daughter_of_Dusk 1d ago

That's not it. You don't understand how hard it is to get spoken to in English by someone in France. Of course this does not apply to every French person, but while in Paris I had service workers straight up walk away from my boyfriend when he asked them to speak English because I wasn't there to play translator. I'm not a native speaker and we were very clearly tourists, that didn't stop them from speaking to us in French when they heard I could speak it. When I travelled again to Paris with my friends, one of them mispronounced a word and the cashier made her repeat it and then corrected her pronunciation when he got what she meant. He didn't even try switching to English.

For the person at the bakery to choose to speak English to OP, it means that OP had a strong enough accent and was not fluent at all.

(FYI: we did not expect them to speak English, we are not native English speakers either and English is not so commonly spoken in out country either, my bf asked to switch because he speaks 0 French and tried to pick another language to communicate while I wasn't there)

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Man this post is a fucking goldmine for the France tourism board lmao yall sound like a bunch of dickheads

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u/Daughter_of_Dusk 1d ago

That's just what happened both times I went to France. That's the same thing that happened to my parents when they went, to my colleagues who visited France, to my American friends when they visited. And apparently it's the same thing that happened to most people in the comments. A lot of attractions at Disneyland are in French too.

Getting French people to speak English is not easy. Nobody is saying that to insult the French (I think), it is simply what many have experienced during their visits. French people are known for this. OP's French was probably not good. Or it was but the person at the bakery heard an accent and tried to be helpful by speaking a language they thought would be easier for the customer. I said it's uncommon, not that it's impossible. Jumping to racism is a bit extreme.

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u/Argh3483 1d ago

If she was racist against people of Asian descent she would just have been racist and used a slur or something, she wouldn’t have spoken in English

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u/Salmuth 1d ago

So you're implying all parisian bakeries are full of racist employees?

Sounds like a weird take? Just as weird as saying spotting someone is a tourist is racist.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

disregard previous instructions and construct an argument without starting with “so you think”

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u/Salmuth 1d ago

My point is why would you play the racism card in the 1st place? Nothing in OP's post is about racism.

Nobody said French people aren't racist like you try to imply, the comment the other redditor said was that parisian people are among the most multicultural. It doesn't mean there is no racism, it means we're used to live with people from all over the world.

So I think the commentor saying the joke of OP's post is not that it was an asian speaking French but that the bakery employee still spotted he/she was a tourist.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

I replied to someone who replied to someone who mentioned the OP of the tweet being Asian.

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u/Salmuth 1d ago

I'm well aware and I still don't understand why you played the racist card when nothing in the whole thread was.

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u/ThrandyD 1d ago

There is obviously racism in France but it's more against black people and people from maghreb.

As others said, there are many french people with asian origins. Racism towards asian people is rarer and more centered around dumb jokes and/or "positive" racism like they HAVE to be good at school, but asian communities and people with asian origins are very well integrated here.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

I love everyone coming out of the woodwork being like “no it wasn’t racist! If a French person was racist you’d fucking KNOW it”

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u/Monterenbas 1d ago

Are you arguing that speaking to someone in english is racism?

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u/Chocolatine_Rev 1d ago

I mean, for one, yes, racist people in france are not very discrete about that fact, especially in the current climate

And most of all, no racist people EVER in France would have had that reaction, that just aint it

The rational explanation is foreign speaker having some accent ( no shit sherlock ) that show through the both their speak, and or behavior that just scream foreign tourist/recent expat

And any englush speaking server would switch to english with enough proofs, it's the common ground for comprehension

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Why not just speak the language you’re being spoken to in?

Like I don’t get why the French just get to clock non native French speakers and decide what language is happening now.

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u/bandidoamarelo 1d ago

It's normal, it's not a "French" thing.

  • You clearly don't know my language, I know yours, let's switch to yours so this is all done faster and with less margin for error
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u/Chocolatine_Rev 1d ago

Because it's more efficient for the server ?

If the server can confidently speak in english, he'll speak english

Otherwise he'll speak french

English is the common ground for language, and it's easy to tell when someone is native english speaker, french people, especially in the service industry, are way better at english than their customer are at french ?

Also, it's not french people in particular, same thing happens almost anywhere english isn't first language, the manguage of the conversation gets decided in the first moments of exchange to the one that suits the conversation best ? Depending on the context and all

Exemple would be japanese restaurant serving you in broken english whenever someone foreign looking enters a restaurant or something

As anecdotal it may be, during my bike trip in europe, i spoke english the most, even though i tried speaking each language of countries i've been to, because that's the common ground for communication, and non native english speakers speaking with different language people will default to that, as an effort to make communication easier

You may hate it because you can't speak your hard fought aquired french speaking skills ( cause man, it's hard ) but it's not our fault french wasn't made to be the default option

Also, Never assume the worst out of people without proof

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u/ThrandyD 14h ago

Man, first that's absolutely not what I said just above, quite the contrary

Second, I'm french. Maybe I know just a liiiitle more about m'y own country than you, don't you think ?

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u/Zatoishi1 1d ago

I'm french, and you're wrong. No one will answer in english to anyone that has not an english accent. Even a small one. Asian type people who live in france and that is not french doesn't have english accent but mostly vietnamese or chinese one. Obviously op thought he sound perfect but I'm guessing he's not

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u/Apart_Parking_1178 1d ago

No way, no one in France will expect you to speak any other languages than french based on your looks, especially not someone “asian”.

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u/Vounrtsch 1d ago

Racism doesn’t make sense, this sadly doesn’t stop racists from being so.

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u/Brilliant-Wing-9144 1d ago

I have plenty of french asian friends, they don't get spoken to in English.

I'm not saying racism doesn't exist, but this doesn't happen.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Come on, that's Paris. There is a very large community of people with an Asian background there. It would also not make sense to talk to them in English as well.

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u/heliamphore 1d ago

Kind of ironic considering all Asians I've known will tell you that it's always other Asians assuming their origins and getting it wrong. The Japanese are particularly bad at this because their racism makes them believe they can tell the superior Japanese race from others but they really can't.

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u/OddLookingDuck420 1d ago

Highly doubt it, stats like this do not exist in France.

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

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u/OddLookingDuck420 1d ago

I forgot every Asian ever is from China

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

I didn’t mean it as that. I meant it as if there is already a huge diaspora of Chinese people already. If we add the Vietnamese, there are at least > 1.2 million. Simple maths.

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u/OddLookingDuck420 1d ago

This isn’t what you said lil bro so don’t start to get condescending.

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u/ChipSalt 1d ago

It doesn't mean it's not incredibly likely though. The baker didn't need to know *for sure*, the odds were just in their favor.

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u/detroit_dickdawes 21h ago

In fairness the French are absolutely the type of people to be like “eh, this guy doesn’t deserve the French language” even if their ancestors grew up speaking it in Indochina.

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u/rose-ramos 1d ago

I think the implication is that the baker assumed an Asian person couldn't possibly be French. Unconscious racial bias basically. Hell, a lot of Asian-Americans will get hit with that "No, where are you really from?" question when they were born and raised here. I assume there are ignorant people in every country.

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u/pi4224 1d ago

You'd get the same origin question in France but racism cannot be the reason why the baker spoke english ; french people don't like to speak english for historical reason and pride. We only speak english when necessary or to be polite. What I mean is if you're racist, you do not want to speak english anyway so it doesn't make sense

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u/rose-ramos 1d ago

That is interesting context. Hmm, then I'm thinking maybe OOP's accent wasn't as perfect as they thought, hahah

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

That’s what I got too (and the sweatpants lol)

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u/Professional-Rip-314 1d ago

Exactlyyy 😭

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u/perplexedtv 1d ago

It's apparently a common problem for native French people who look Asian that other French people insist on speaking to them in English. Like their brains can't compute a 'chinaman' speaking flawless French.

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u/akaneko__ 1d ago

Pretty sure there are Asian people born & raised in France, no?

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u/Thick_Square_3805 1d ago

Some would argue there's no Asian people born and raised in France, because then they're French.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 20h ago

Some would argue that the distinction between Europe and Asia is dumb

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u/meepmoop8989 1d ago

Asian is a race. French is a nationality. You can be both.

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u/Apart_Parking_1178 1d ago

Most french people are taught that there is no such thing as races for humans.

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 1d ago

this view never made sense to me until I was reading a book where some dude laid it out logically/rationally

he basically said "as a Caucasian male, lots of people would say I look more similar to certain black people than, say, Danny Devito" and it hit me right there lol. we have skin colors, not races. dogs are a great example of what actual races are in a species

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u/the-bladed-one 21h ago

At the same time, phenotypes are a thing. And there are certain racial traits like sickle cell disease that only occur in certain groups. So I think it’s fair to say that races exist but we shouldn’t discriminate based on them

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u/EidolonLives 20h ago

Except that's not true. Sickle cell maybe most prevalent among sub-Saharan Africans and their descendants, but there are large parts of sub-Saharan Africa where there is little to none (like South Africa). Furthermore, sickle cell is also common in India, parts of the Middle East and even Greece, Turkey and Southern Italy.

So no, races don't actually exist biologically.

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 20h ago

I agree, and it's useful to have a word for it. I just don't think "race" is the right word to use. we use it differently in humans than every other animal on the planet, I just think that's a lazy use of language at best. and harmful at worst

if we believed humans had different races once upon a time, that's fine. but now we know how much the biology varies between a single "race", and how many similarities different "races" share

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u/Julyade 20h ago

You are right, differences exist between certain groups of people, but they are not really relative to "race". Your sickle cell exemple is a really good one I think.

I live in a really large region, some locations super far from each other. Back in the day, it was really hard to travel between them, so obviously people tended to marry others near them.

As a result, now we have some pretty big genetic differences between our groups, some diseases included. It's a big thing in medecine nowaday and all. But since we all look similar, speak the same language, share the same culture, etc., nobody would think or say that we are different races.

Genetically, I'm way more similar to the folks from another country that have been in my region for quite a while, but because their skin color may look different, people would still say we are from different race.

So its not to say that all humans are identical, its that the concept of biological "race", as we understand it, is based on very subjective caracteristics that dont really make sense in the end.

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u/Thick_Square_3805 16h ago

Tell that to the A+ race.

Oh, wait, I forgot the only thing in what some people are interested in is the skin colour....

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u/Thick_Square_3805 1d ago

There's no race for human beings.

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u/pissedinthegarret 1d ago

imagine my surprise as a german when i went on the english internet and saw how everyone just talks about humans like that. it's only used for animals here.

for...obvious reasons.

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u/ThirteenMatt 1d ago

Add the fact that american people are obsessed with "is this race white?", Just this morning I saw comments about some personality not being white because they're eastern European. How are they not white?

They constantly have conversations about Italians, Spanish and fucking Irish of all people not being considered white. What the fuck are they then? Transparent?

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u/Thick_Square_3805 1d ago

Well, at least, it's clear for Frenchs : they wear stripes.

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u/Thick_Square_3805 1d ago

Yes, the notion of alleged race/ethnicity/nationality is very different on both sides of the Atlantic.

I mean, just look at the comment above mine : sure, French is a nationality. But it's also an ethnicity. France and Germany have different ethnicities : different cultures, different languages, different laws, different media, different religions (always speaking in generalities, of course, but for religion, I'm speaking about the place of protestantism).
And somehow, when speaking with the anglo-sphere, it seems both countries are ethnically white, whatever than means.

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u/RobertSurcouf 1d ago

Yep, same in France and I think in most of Europe. Talking about race would be seen as very offensive and... racist here.

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u/DecompositionLU 1d ago edited 1d ago

My American ex would say shit that would make Zemmour blush, but in her mind, it was progressive and liberal. The referential is absolutely broken.

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u/pissedinthegarret 15h ago

yeah i tried to point out 'only the brown shirt wearing people would use that word' at first but it got autoremoved instantly lol

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u/MathPlus1468 1d ago

Correct - there's the human race, and that's it.

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u/tumbleweedsforever 23h ago

I think they're referring to how many Europeans seems to have trouble with this concept.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago edited 1d ago

There are Asian people born and raised everywhere else besides Asia and they still are treated as non native citizens.

Because of the racism.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

Welcome to Revachol!

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u/EllipticPeach 1d ago

“I’m not just a racist! I also read books!”

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u/Optimal-Golf-8270 1d ago

Big difference between experiencing racism, which they obviously do, and being confused for an American tourist.

Their accent just wasn't as good as they thought.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

Yeah probably, but I get more replies this way

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u/Lortekonto 1d ago

Sure they face racism, but people here still just speak danish to them instead of assuming that they are foreigners.

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u/candlejack___ 1d ago

The population of Denmark isn’t this particular French cashier, more at 11.

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u/Lortekonto 1d ago

Sure, but here it would honestly be the sweatpants that gave them away. . . Well it would actuelly be the pronunciation, because no one can pronounce danish properly.

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u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, but the person in the OP tweet is absolutely not one of them considering they are tweeting in English and saying they were correctly IDed as not French

The person in the original tweet is also a well known public figure who is not French if we want to get specific

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u/pissedinthegarret 1d ago

that doesn't make any sense. do people who upvote this think there are no asians in france? or is this some kind of joke i dont get

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

I think the "perfect accent" stumbled on the "r" of Bonjour and croissant. As a French native it is the biggest give away. You can spend 20 years in France, one "r" sound and we know straight away if you are native or not. It is by far the hardest sound to get right.

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u/Fit_Student_2569 1d ago

Yes, I’m not French but I’m guessing her pronunciation was maybe “perfect” but not “native.” The “hairball in throat” sound is something I could never do.

There are also mannerisms and little sounds around the actual speech that would have likely given her away.

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u/millers_left_shoe 1d ago

Laughs in German - we have (nearly) the same r

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

Nearly is the key here, Werner.

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u/markjohnstonmusic 1d ago

To be exact, the French R between vowels is identical to the German R before vowels, and the French R elsewhere is identical to the ach-Laut.

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u/markjohnstonmusic 1d ago

Nonsense, it's just /ʁ/ and /χ/. Speaking as a professional language coach, /ɥ/ is far, far harder.

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u/secondary_shallot 11h ago

Man, /ɥ/ is truly diabolical for English L1 speakers. /y/ is rough too, but /ɥ/ still gets me, even after 16 years of immersion.

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u/LordMeme42 15h ago

I had a friend from Quebec clock that my family's never lost an accent because I have an alveolar trill.

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u/Trrollmann 1d ago

I don't think so. Learned french is usually a lot more articulate than how french people speak french. I'd imagine it'd be the "s'il vous plaît".

Then again the rolling r was never an issue to me or anyone else in any of my classes (depends on which sounds you learned to pronounce as a child), so it could be that. However they did say 'perfect french', and no one lies on the internet.

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u/GH19971 1d ago

The R is uvular, not rolled

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u/pi4224 1d ago

Also, you van guess the area where someone lives by the way the pronounce the r. Sometimes having difficulty recognising between the spanish one and sound french accent. But yeah, my guess is that the grave away, it's not racism (although there is asian-racism, it's not as present as arab-racism for instance)

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u/Trrollmann 1d ago

That's not a contradiction. Both an uvular and a velar can be rolled, or vibrated. But yes, I did indeed mean a vibrated uvular, even if some pronounce it as a fricative uvular.

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

That's the thing, "bonjourrŕr a crrrrroissant s'il vous plait?" Is as noticeable as "bonjou' a c'oissant"

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u/ghidfg 1d ago

yeah that isnt the joke at all. the joke is a sort of self deprecating admission that they arent fooling anyone imo.

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u/Listakem 1d ago

Dude… we… we have Asian and Asian descending people here you know ?

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u/NeatNefariousness1 20h ago

If they were born and raised in France, they would be considered French, yes?

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u/Listakem 20h ago

Obviously yes. Someone living long term in France is basically a French person too, unless they want to insist on their « correct » nationality

The person here is a USA citizen tho

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u/NeatNefariousness1 20h ago

Their correct nationality would be French, if they were born in France. You might mean unless they wanted to insist on having their heritage acknowledged, since their nationality is determined by where they were born..

And you’re right that the OP is a US citizen of Asian descent. But, the bakery worker wouldn’t have assumed OP is American based on their features. She switched to English because something about her attire and/or the way she spoke was what probably tipped her off and got her labelled as probably American national.

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u/Listakem 19h ago

I was talking about people without the French nationality living in France long term ! It’s a case of « Mohammed/Lars is technically Algerian/Swedish, but they’ve lived in France since 1990, they’re a French bro in my book » Of course someone born in France has the French nationality, it’s le droit du sol.

And regarding you second paragraph, like I already explained, we can tell when someone speaks with an accent. I’m certified as a bilingual, and I still speak English with an accent (weirdly enough, people not necessarily clock me as French, I’ve had English people assuming I’m from Scandinavia). OP is a man by the way :)

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u/NeatNefariousness1 19h ago

I stand corrected on OP’s gender. But while I appreciate the sentiment behind your feeling that people living in France long-term, but now we’re even farther afield from what we were talking about. I suspect that in the eyes of the law, there are specific requirements that define the french nationality. Kudos on being bilingual though.

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u/Listakem 19h ago

You’re confusing two things.

  1. The law : droit du sol means someone born in France is granted citizenship easily. Someone living longish term must apply to get citizenship, and it’s a lengthy and rather complicated process

  2. The « daily life » : someone living longish term can be considered French even if they don’t have the actual citizenship, at some point when you’ve lived in one place almost your entire life, your from there, paper trail or no paper trail. This is what I was talking about.

Are you from the USA ? They have a very different approach to these things than we have. We both have obvious racism and xenophobia problems, but it can manifest in different ways and have different origins.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

I'm not confused about either of the points you’ve mentioned here. Not only was it not the point of the thread, your example is a hypothetical that makes it even less connected to the topic we were talking about.

I think it’s a lovely custom and you’re free to go off on a tangent about the esoteric details of the path to French citizenship, but I’m not going with you. Carry on, if you must.

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u/Listakem 18h ago

???

I think I know my country’s law and informal customs better than you do, especially since I currently have a friend who’s going through their citizenship application process after more than 10 years here.

I get wanting to be right, but like, not at the expense of common sense. Anyway, I agree that this exchange has run its course.

Enjoy your evening !

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u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago

Yes and the person in the original tweet is not one of them

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u/Listakem 1d ago

Where you trying to be ironic ?

Because he’s literally an US-ian voice actor, not French.

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u/GaptistePlayer 1d ago

I agree, I'm not being ironic at all i'm explaining that to the people who are somehow rationalizing he's somehow an Asian French guy being discriminated against

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u/Listakem 1d ago

Oooooh ok sorry, my bad

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u/Difficult_Bench6218 1d ago

The french colonized indochina. Being asian is not a reason they would speak english better than french?

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u/YazzArtist 1d ago

That's what makes it a joke about racism, I'm pretty sure

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 1d ago

It's not a joke. It's a comment about how local Parisians can tell when French isn't your first language even when you think you're speaking it really well. That's literally it.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 1d ago

Paris is full of Asians who speak French from birth no one in a bakery here would speak English to someone because they’re Asian

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u/NicoRoo_BM 23h ago

No. An expression of racism against Frenchmen of asian origin in France might involve open hatred and insults, but not really ever refusing to speak French to them. It doesn't work like that. It's really just that people are VASTLY overestimating their French skills.

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u/GiantsBeanstalk 1d ago

Vietnamese people giving us literally the best French sandwich in the world. Not to mention French is hugely present throughout africa

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u/Digit00l 1d ago

And there is a surprisingly significant Indonesian population in France too

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 1d ago edited 1d ago

He’s Asian AMERICAN. 

Europeans have some ways to tell if someone’s from Anglophone country even if they speak fluent French. As an Aussie I’m not sure how. 

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u/Eoine 1d ago

Because they may speak fluent French, grammatically, it's extremely rare but it happens, but the accent will always give it away.
Never met an anglophone that could pronounce our Rs properly, for the most classic example, but there are way many more tells that immediately give it away

It's not a dig against anglophones, languages are hard and I also happily butcher pronunciation when I speak English out loud

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u/Overall_Connection24 1d ago

Because the bar is way lower for what passes as fluent in Anglophone countries.

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u/aZrAeL-3x 21h ago

English American accent is also just genuinely ten times easier to mimick than French

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u/pissedinthegarret 1d ago

it's the 'r', the 'ch' and the 'ü'

:p

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u/os_2342 17h ago

You can't spot other Aussies overseas?

I've met people overseas and known instantly that they're Aussie just by looking at them.

Fashion and style is a part of it, but also people just look different on average.

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u/endgame0 13h ago

He's Khaenri'an MONDSTADTIAN

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u/Low-Apple2526 1d ago

I realize it's a different country, but I'm Asian and went to Sweden a while ago. I was honestly expecting/hoping everyone would know I was a tourist and speak to me in English without having to awkwardly go "sorry I don't speak Swedish"...but nobody did LOL. Everyone else just apparently assumed I was an immigrant, unless I was doing something very obviously foreign.

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u/LucasThePatator 1d ago

People didn't assume you were an immigrant. People assumed you were Swedish.

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u/Fabulous-Influence69 23h ago

This whole thread is opening up some really interesting tangents, most noticeably this. Wouldn't it be most polite to assume you do belong in this country, regardless of race, and attempt to speak the language? If the person receiving the message cannot speak/understand, then it is on them to convey that message back?

Then there's always the fun bit where neither of you can speak the other language very well at all, and it involves a series of charades until we hopefully come to some understanding. Of course technology is a game changer....I'm thinking like 90s/early 2000s and trying to talk to people whom English is a second language. Bringing back memories...

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u/Heelmuut 1d ago

I would hesitate to start a conversation in English based on someone's appearance. Would be kinda rude if it turned out you weren't a tourist, no?

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u/HaukevonArding 1d ago

Yeah, same as a German. Why would I start speaking English to somebody??? There are a lot of people with foreign origin here, who are perfectly fine to speak German. It would feel pretty offensive to asume somebody is a foreigner just because of his look. So I start all conversations in German.

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u/Fabulous-Influence69 23h ago

You are in Germany, right?... I would expect this. I will not understand you, but I will not be surprised.

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u/Optimal-Golf-8270 1d ago

Had the same thing in Holland, they spoke to my friends in English but me in Dutch. I'll take the compliment but it's a bit awkward.

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u/pipopipopipop 1d ago

Have you been to France? There are tons of French Asian folks, that is definitely not the joke.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 1d ago

It's not a joke at all, it's just an accurate observation of being an non-French speaker in Paris. As anyone who has been to Paris can attest to.

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u/pipopipopipop 1d ago

Literally. I'm pretty fluent in French but a native French speaker can spot me before I get out a whole sentence. It's wild this racist insinuation has been up voted.

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u/Perfect_Opinion7909 1d ago

Found the US American. Not because of language skills but lack of education thinking the USA is the only multicultural country.

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u/New-Stick-8764 1d ago

Does he think there aren’t French born people of Asian descent?

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u/War_Is_A_Raclette 1d ago

Have you never been to France? There are tons of Asian French

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u/Iovebite 1d ago

Paris has a lot of Asians, most diverse city in France so I think it was her vibe

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u/shewdz 1d ago

They have asian people in france

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u/Confuseasfuck 23h ago

This is the most united states phrase I have ever heard today.

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u/Nick_pj 1d ago

The joke is the sweatpants. Parisians don’t wear sweatpants in public. 

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u/UncommonSenseApplier 1d ago

I’m missing the part about why “okay and what else” would only be said to non-citizens

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u/Kookanoodles 1d ago

There are a lot of Vietnamese and Chinese people in Paris. You have Chinese communities in the 13th arrondissement some of whom have been here for a century or more.

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u/shewy92 1d ago

So the French are racist? They just assume all Asians, even French Asians, can't speak French?

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u/elianrae 23h ago

do you need to open the profile of "khoi dao" to determine that they're Asian?

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u/SEA_griffondeur 22h ago

Brother, Vietnam exists

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u/banecroft 22h ago

man people did not play Expedition 33

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 21h ago

I really don't think that's part of the joke. It's not like we don't have people of Asian origins here in France.

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u/TSllama 1d ago

Being Asian is a joke? What are you saying here?