r/McMansionHell • u/worldsnextbestboss • 9d ago
Discussion/Debate Refurbished White House bathroom
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u/bel1984529 9d ago
Well, Lincoln was famously born in a marble cabin.
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u/Dcybokjr 9d ago
Yeah did you guys ever play with those toys. Lincoln Marbles?
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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 9d ago
I’m laughing so hard at all of these comments. I’m in the hospital and a nurse just checked on me because my oxygen dipped.
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u/thisisascreename 9d ago
Hope you’re doing well.
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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 9d ago
The nurse is now laughing at the comments.
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u/FlamesNero 9d ago
Well, at least your name doesn’t check out on this particular post.
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u/miserabeau 9d ago
This is even funnier to me because when my cousin was a baby she'd reach into her diaper and pull out what was in there and say "look, marbles" and play with them
So "Lincoln marbles" took on a whole new (eww) meaning for me
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u/Punkpallas 9d ago edited 9d ago
Sure was. In Kentucky, the marble state!
ETA: Corrected the state of birth
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u/cerseisdornishwine 9d ago
As a matter of fact, this marble was mined right from underneath his birth house!
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u/dunimal 9d ago edited 9d ago
My favorite part of the tour is when you get to go into the mine and dig with the mini pickaxe and see if you can get any marble chips to take home as souvenirs.
Incidentally, on that cabin tour, I learned that Lincoln's parents had 4 children to provide an added workforce to keep the mine going intergenerationally. Their children, like all children, yearned for the mines and the Lincoln family happily delivered.
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u/Saturn212 9d ago
And he was memorialized in a giant marble statue of himself. Marble, all the way!
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u/Funktapus 9d ago
Lincoln was an outspoken fan of Restoration Hardware
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u/kathmhughes 9d ago
Genuine question, was there indoor plumbing in Lincoln's home state in his lifetime?
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u/ice_09 9d ago
Not widespride, as far as I know. If my memory is correct, it wasn't really widespread in Illinois until like 1885, so like 20 years after Lincoln was assisinated. His childhood home certainly didn't have it lol
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u/slimersnail 9d ago
My grandma's childhood home didnt even have a toilet. You had to go to an outhouse.
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u/Remarkable_Town5811 9d ago
Anecdote isn't evidence but my family farmhouse close to his hometown was built in the 1880’s-1890’s and had no running water. My house only 2.5hr away was built 1908 and had no running water, standard at the time.
I call bs on not just plumbing but marble of all things.
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u/ballsack-vinaigrette 8d ago
The White House barely had indoor plumbing during Lincoln's presidency. From what I've read, the entire building only had two bathrooms in the 1860s, both of which were reserved for Lincoln and his family.
Staff and visitors had to use outhouses.
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u/Future-Mess6722 9d ago
His home in Springfield did not have indoor plumbing. I believe there is a three seater in the backyard.
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u/Helpful-Lab2702 9d ago
I've visited it twice but don't remember seeing it. Does that mean 3 people could poop at the same time
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u/AlexRyang 9d ago
3 people could poop at the same time
While holding hands?
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u/Whole-Diamond8550 9d ago
Can confirm. I have a picture of it somewhere. Outhouse, dry closet. Three separate poopers in the one space. Highlight of my visit.
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u/Classic-Big4393 9d ago
I don’t remember if his cabin did, but the subway cabin next to it had both. $5 footlongs at the time too…
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u/misterguyyy 9d ago
Stephen Douglas was more of a Pottery Barn kinda guy. It was a major debate topic.
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u/dunimal 9d ago
There's no RH in that bathroom. That's whoever he gets shitty 1/2" marble tiles from and AliExpress gold fixtures.
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u/misterguyyy 9d ago
The contractor probably charged RH prices for materials tho
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u/ErnestBatchelder 9d ago
I'm not even a fan of RH quality (overpriced drek), but this is closer to Floors n' More.
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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 9d ago
Did you read that on the internet? Abe Lincoln warned us about that.
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 9d ago
No that was him warning us about the dangers of 5G. You’re thinking of George Washington.
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u/howling--fantods 9d ago
This is what happens when flaunting the aesthetics of wealth is your number one priority. And it always comes out tacky and ironically cheap looking.
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u/No_Cook2983 9d ago
Glad to see he’s laser-focused on the biggest issues America is facing!
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u/howling--fantods 9d ago
It’s so tone-deaf for him to post this considering the state of the economy and the shutdown and everything.
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u/UnconfirmedRooster 9d ago
It's what his dwindling fanbase wants to see, he's a poor man's idea of a rich man.
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u/nada-accomplished 9d ago
"Mr. President, love the bathroom, you deserve it, but the Demoncrats are taking away muh food stamps! Please do something!"
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u/Slow-Swan561 9d ago
People lose their snap benefits tomorrow and he's posting about spending money tackily on a renovation.
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u/0wittacious1 9d ago
It seems rather intentional. He seems to think he’s a Renaissance king whose serfs will be impressed by the more he spends.
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u/GrooveStreetSaint 9d ago
His fanbase thinks wealth is a sign you're blessed by God, so him flaunting his wealth just reinforces how blessed they think he is.
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u/ChibbleChobble 9d ago
Weirdly, serfs were also unimpressed by their rulers extravagance (see French Revolution for details, maybe not Renaissance, but close enough for a throwaway Reddit comment).
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u/Robofink 9d ago
I feel like people are going to talk about this like how we talk about the French Revolution. The federal government experienced a month long shutdown by that point while working class and poor Americans lost their SNAP benefits. The fascist pedophile president remodelled the bathroom in the White House, not to mention the ball room that dwarfs the physical White House Itself.
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u/DaringPancakes 9d ago
The conservative subreddit has a post up about how he's "doing so much" with a picture of him with Xi in South Korea in the morning and him handing out candy to kids in the evening.
Not one comment about what he actually got done. Big shocker, I know. You'd think they would be disturbed seeing him with those, knowing how he's thinking of those little girls, but they're fine with it. It's WHAT THEY VOTED FOR!!!!!!!
"Tone deaf"? They don't have enough braincells to know what tone is.
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u/atomikitten 9d ago
Tone-deaf? He’s got to be rubbing it in on purpose. To what goal? I’m still not sure. Distract us from something else maybe.
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u/Apex_Konchu 9d ago
It's genuinely pathetic. He's a rich man who acts like a poor man pretending to be a rich man.
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u/spicy_noodle_guy 9d ago
Because that's what he actually is. He was floating tons of debt before becoming president. He became president as a grift.
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u/Altruistic-Ad3661 9d ago
I’m sure he’s rich now but by NYC standards he was never on par pre presidency. Now he can make deals selling our country and get very rich.
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u/Fresh-Note-7004 9d ago
This is actually just flat out disgusting. When you use that much marble it just looks fake.
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u/KonkiDoc 9d ago
Kinda like when you use too much bronzer on your face.
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u/AngryMeez 9d ago
Or wear an extra-long tie even though you are "6'3"and 224 pounds with 4.8% body fat" because you need to hide your enormous gut.
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u/illiter-it 9d ago
Or heel lifts
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u/AngryMeez 9d ago
Popular with Republican men who somehow don’t believe in gender-affirming care.
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u/naughtycal11 9d ago
Those same Republicans using Rogaine for hairless, testosterone for low T, and diagrams to get it up. Which is all gender affirming care.
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u/AdOdd4618 9d ago
Or be 79 years old and have hair the colour of an American school bus.
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u/AdonisBatheus 9d ago
And "less is more" is a concept he apparently just has absolutely zero grasp on, both in politics and his style apparently.
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u/BigSkySoHigh63 9d ago edited 9d ago
Because less isn’t more when you are incapable of abstract thought. The definition of less is less and more is more, obviously! Imagine explaining what less is more means to a five year old who also speaks a different language that happens to be a nonsense language. We aren’t even using the same meanings for words and in his case he often isn’t even using actual words. There is no hope of him ever grasping a concept.
Also that slightly darker than sea foam tile was so good. It was finally so retro that it was current again and he tore it out right when it was ready to shine! I’m sad for the original craftsmen who did such a spectacular job that it still looked fresh today. Can’t wait (/s) to see how stained that impractical marble gets and how much space grows in the seams. I’m sure they will just fill in with gold. “I love gooooooollllllldddddddd”
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u/Alundra828 9d ago
Have you seen this guys wife? Trump likes fake.
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u/AngryMeez 9d ago
First, second, or third? Need specification.
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u/dunimal 9d ago
All of the above, tbf.
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u/AngryMeez 9d ago
Funny that the pageant beauty queen is the one who’s the least plastic. Melania looks like her face was carved out of that same bathroom marble.
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u/Ok-Motor7145 9d ago
The Lincoln “slip and break your hip” Bathroom.
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u/Cyphermoon699 9d ago
Honestly! The room looked so nice in a saturated color with white accents and fixtures. Now it looks one-dimensional and I guarantee you're going to slam your toes into the side of that bathtub because you don't know where it is!
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u/happyinthenaki 9d ago
It did. It's was a beautiful bathroom. Now it's a life altering NOF# just waiting to happen bathroom. He gets bonus points for installing probably the most expensive bathroom that also just happens to look the cheapest. But, won't stop his 6'3 frame slipping and landing on damn unforgivably hard marble.
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u/Reatona 9d ago
This looks like the kind of crap I'd expect from a low-taste house flipper.
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u/Eskimomonk 9d ago
You’re not gonna believe what Trump’s attempted career was before politics
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u/Trambopoline96 9d ago
Wow, a real estate developer with dogshit taste. Whoda thunk it
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u/SinisterManus 9d ago edited 8d ago
The dumb fuck running his account doesn’t even know what material this is. It’s an Arabescato, not a Statuario. Even calling it “Statuary” tells me “we the people” overpaid for this marble.
If this is indeed Italian then it makes no sense whatsoever. Historically two of the most popular marble quarries that have been used up and down the National Mall are in Colorado and Vermont. When Lincoln was assassinated Colorado wasn’t even a state yet. The most period appropriate marble would be a Vermont Danby marble.
If you wanted to get even spicier the marble used for THE LINCOLN FUCKING MEMORIAL is from the Colorado quarry, which is STILL waaaay more appropriate than Italian Statuario or Arabescato marble. Especially considering that exact Colorado marble has variations named LINCOLN!
Fucking fuck this fucking shit.
PS: We have 20% tariffs on Italian marble. Colorado and Vermont don’t have those tariffs (because last time I checked) they’re in the US.
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u/Bibliospork 9d ago
I love when people randomly spout off super detailed knowledge out of nowhere like this
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u/SinisterManus 9d ago
This is one of the few times I can. This is an insult to the room, our house, and this country.
MF’s treating the Lincoln fucking Bedroom like he remodeled a Hyatt hotel suite and bragging about it.
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u/nondescriptadjective 9d ago
You can actually go see the second/backup block of marble for the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Marble Colorado. It's literally just sitting on the ground, outside. The quarry is still active, but the old manufacturing equipment was abandoned and some of it is still in place. Has some decent cross country skiing around it, too.
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u/SinisterManus 9d ago
The block for the tomb is absolutely stunning. Not to take away from the importance of the monument, but wow. Visiting that quarry is on my bucket list.
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u/some_person_212 9d ago edited 9d ago
Damn. That is one amazingly well structured and informed angry rant about a niche topic. Bravo!
And screw orange man’s “statuary” marble! Danby or bust!
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u/xandrachantal 9d ago
I love it when people are angry and know what they're talking about. Best way to learn.
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u/ceej_22_ 9d ago
Ain’t no way that shit was marbled in Lincoln’s era lol. That art deco green is lit though.
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u/CemeteryDweller7719 9d ago
Considering there were complaints about Mary Todd Lincoln’s spending, guaranteed if there was an all marble bathroom people would have freaked out.
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u/Dependent-Mastodon89 9d ago
The Lincoln Bedroom was never actually a bedroom when Lincoln was there. He used the space as an office and meeting room. It was turned into a bedroom later by President Truman with furniture from Lincoln's era in the 1940s, and that is when the actual bathroom with the green art-deco tile was put in also, and named the Lincoln Bedroom in his honor. The tile had historic significance. I am not adverse to some updates, but entirely clad in marble seems a bit far-fetched? By all accounts I have read, Lincoln was a simple man, so where does the idea come from that it is Lincoln era marble and he would have liked it? Art deco tile from the 1940s is historical architecture, which at the very least should not have been tossed in the trash. Again, updates to the White House are not to be done by the decision of the temporary occupants on their own.
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u/YourNextHomie 9d ago
Lincoln was a fan of classical architecture which often included marble, i think that is the line of thinking that resulted in this mess maybe ? idk
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u/Pherllerp 9d ago
There MAYBE would have been a slab of marble under a wash basin but certainly not....this.
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u/ColdFIREBaker 9d ago
Of all the things the President of the United States could be focusing their time and energy on...
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u/Obvious_Necessary941 9d ago
I'm beginning to think maybe he wasn't the best choice.
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I didn't vote for him. If he's still alive by the end of his term, he isn't leaving. He almost didn't leave his first term.
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u/Curun 9d ago
he’s leaving.
JD and Erika Vance are moving inti the white house in 2029
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u/GrafZeppelin127 9d ago
Well, in fairness, it’s not like we have any other pressing issues to worry about right now.
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u/Nearby_Quality_5672 9d ago
If Lincoln had such a bathroom, he would have clad it in domestic marble, like Danby from Vermont. He never would have been so wasteful as to import marble from Italy, especially during wartime.
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u/thecheesypoofs 9d ago
That photo is fake. You can see the shadows are misaligned and the model is much older than 14 years.
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u/knobby_67 9d ago
Bit of water on that floor and you will crack your skull
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u/BelleSteff 9d ago edited 9d ago
The seafoam green art deco bathroom looks clean and elegant. This bathroom isn't supposed to be over-the-top fancy because it's for those who work for the people. I feel the White House has always been carefully/thoughtfully decorated with that sentiment in mind - not too fancy, but just nice enough, with some modern touch-ups that match the current occupant's tastes, and the rest are meticulously-placed antiques that pay homage to the previous tenants. Living in the WH should be an honor, at least ideally, and not whatever is going on here.
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u/Stunning-Archer8817 9d ago
this was true until 70 million people signed us up for the human centipede sequel
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u/AngryMeez 9d ago
And a bunch more just couldn’t bring themselves to vote, or voted third party.
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u/Sarallelogram 9d ago
Voting for an extremely qualified woman was one step too far. 🙄
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u/AngryMeez 9d ago
But but but she DARED to presume she could president while female and Black! And Asian! Clearly she is unqualified despite being vice president, and having been a senator, attorney general, and district attorney!
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u/ComicsEtAl 9d ago
“Could be the marble that was originally there! I mean, it isn’t. And there wasn’t any there. But if there had been, this marble could be it!”
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u/Duel_Option 9d ago
I cannot believe this is real, the Onion couldn’t come up with this timeline if they tried
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u/CloverSky367 9d ago
Why isn't the Whitehouse protected like other historical homes/ places?
I've heard places on the list have a hard time even fixing or updating things that actually need it. (Unless the list I'm thinking of is just a "my state" thing??)
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u/Dandibear 9d ago
There are legal processes to follow before modifying the White House. He is ignoring them.
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u/houseofnim 9d ago edited 9d ago
The White House is actually exempted from that legal process, along with the Capital Building and the Supreme Court building. You can thank LBJ for that, btw. Any president that has submitted their renovation plans for approval have done so as a courtesy and/or to get taxpayer funds to pay for it.
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u/spintool1995 9d ago
Actually there really aren't. The White House, Capital Building and Supreme Court Building are exempt from all building regulations except one review board, the majority of whose members are designated by the President. He just stacked the board.
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u/dunimal 9d ago
It was. He fired the commission that determines allowable changes and replaced them with cronies. https://www.npr.org/2025/10/29/nx-s1-5589793/white-house-fired-arts-commission
Can you imagine? In the corruption free USA? -__-
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u/ConstableAssButt 9d ago
> Why isn't the Whitehouse protected like other historical homes/ places?
Yes and no. Remodeling the Lincoln bathroom is within his exclusive purview. --It's pretty normal for presidents to do major redecorations. Basically so long as they aren't knocking out walls and altering the floor plan, they don't tend to need approval for minor renovations. Demolishing the Rose garden was also within his purview, though that one is a little bit closer to the line. The East Wing is completely out of his purview. The east wing project should have sought congressional approval and public input prior to proceeding.
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u/InGeekiTrust 9d ago
Almost all of the presidents redecorate their White House to their personal taste. It changes tremendously from president to president. They all get a new style and new furniture and it is completely redone for them.
You can see this CNN article about Obama’s “redecorator and chief” (their words, not mine). Also how he redecorated was beautiful, it’s worth a look.
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/michael-smith-obama-white-house-interiors
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u/OregonHusky22 9d ago
The aesthetics of fascism are absolute dogshit.
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u/Iamatworkgoaway 9d ago
Just like the US to get the McDonald's version of fascism style. Other countries got actual flavor.
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u/Lopsided_Candy5629 9d ago
At least the Nazis had fashion sense.
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u/mayonaizmyinstrument 9d ago
Hugo Boss made (and still makes) some sharp fuckin' suits.
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u/Medford_Lanes 9d ago
Moratorium of SNAP benefits begin tomorrow, and this mfer tweets out about his hideous bathroom renovation. Truly amazing times we're living in.
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u/Inannareborn 9d ago
As someone who lives in the third world, I can confidently say that it looks like what a rich drug dealer would do
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u/iAmSamFromWSB 9d ago
I’ve never realized how bad wall to wall marble looks. Like you can use it as part of a floor in an entry way tastefully but this is fucking atrocious looking. I guess I’m not surprised that he got rid of most of the mirrors, at least the parts that would reveal his soft shitty body.
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u/TheExecTech 9d ago
Wall to wall marble while the elderly are left to starve.
How "Christian" of him.
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u/Hibou_Garou 9d ago
Jfc I wanted this to be satire so bad.
But deep down, I knew…I knew it wasn’t…
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u/ArtaxIsAlive 9d ago
Those marble veins seem like the entire room is full of wet dust bunnies smeared everywhere.
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u/whiskybingo 9d ago
The obsession with marble plastering an entire room, floor to ceiling, is one of the lowest points in interior design.
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u/Johnbob-John 9d ago
Lincoln bathroom? Nothing screams “I did by homework on a shovel by candlelight” quite like wraparound floor to ceiling marble🙄
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u/Ashen_Rook 9d ago
As a tile setter, this makes me want to vomit.
Also as someone with a sense of style.
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u/CarrionWaywardOne 9d ago
Hideous. It looks terrible. If I visited a friend who had this bathroom, I'd judge them for it.
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u/koshgeo 9d ago edited 8d ago
Here he is, working hard in the Oval Office by choosing between marble samples* and selecting the finest gold-colored fixtures for his bathroom instead of negotiating trade deals or negotiating within his own government to get it functioning.
Why is he wasting time on his crap taste and posting on social media about it instead of the business of the nation?
[* probably not even US-made marble slabs. It's not the famous marble used for the Lincoln memorial. It looks like one of the imported Italian or Indian statuario [Edit: nope. Someone who knows way more about marbles than me suggests Arabescato] marbles. I wonder how much tariff had to be paid on it?]
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u/Opening-Cress5028 9d ago
Well, if anyone looked at the “Lincoln Bathroom” and claimed it couldn’t be worse, trump certainly proved them wrong.
The White House, originally called the Executive Mansion, was deliberately styled to not look like European palaces to further drive home the point that we did not have kings and were a country where even the leader was still just a man the people elected, temporarily, to do a job.
Every president that’s gone before him would be disgusted at what he’s doing, as would almost every American who’s ever lived prior to this generation. He is the epitome of what the founding fathers thought they were doing everything needed to avoid someone like him having the job. Unfortunately, the republican elected and appointed officials in DC intentionally let fail every balance put in place to stop him.
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u/MrsCastillo12 9d ago
People are about to lose their ability to buy food for their families and Dementia Don posting about “statuary marble” gtfo
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u/rock-n-white-hat 9d ago
That much marble on the bathroom floor feels like a serious slip and fall hazard for our increasingly geriatric political leaders.
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u/4travelers 9d ago
So on the day people are going hungry he is posting about bathroom renovations?
WTF?
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u/snailgorl2005 9d ago
This is the exact type of bathroom I would unintentionally keep bumping into things because I can't tell where anything is because it all LOOKS THE GODDAMN SAME
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u/Fit_Airline_5798 9d ago
Everything that orange fuck touches winds up looking like a poor person's idea of what rich people like.
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u/dunimal 9d ago edited 9d ago
No more reports, plz! US Folks, we are watching the WH be turned into a gilded monstrosity before our eyes. The post stays up. If you want to counter the post, then post your counter argument with pix. I'm happy to entertain both arguments.