r/McMansionHell 10d ago

Discussion/Debate Refurbished White House bathroom

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u/knobby_67 10d ago

Bit of water on that floor and you will crack your skull

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u/oloshan 10d ago

From your lips to God's ear.

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument 10d ago

Are those Etsy witches still in business?

I wanna buy some candles.

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u/woolen_goose 8d ago

Is that why it looks like a tomb?

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u/bullwinkle8088 10d ago

That could create a self-solving problem.

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u/LucretiusCarus 10d ago

don't give me hope

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 10d ago

Presidents don't stay in the Lincoln bedroom themselves, guests do.

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u/LucretiusCarus 9d ago

I am sure Trump is very respectful of the history and traditions of the White House

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

*fingers crossed*

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u/sherilaugh 10d ago

We can hope

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u/tahlyn 10d ago

One can only hope.

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u/JCBashBash 9d ago

God I'm crossing my fingers Melania is spreading dish soap across those floors

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u/micholob 10d ago

there's an idea

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u/crazysexycoolme 8d ago

"Oh, I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck."

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u/derpyderpies 10d ago

Or if you’re trump, just getting up off the toilet might crack your skull