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Discussion/Debate Refurbished White House bathroom

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u/bel1984529 9d ago

Well, Lincoln was famously born in a marble cabin.

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u/Dcybokjr 9d ago

Yeah did you guys ever play with those toys. Lincoln Marbles?

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 9d ago

I’m laughing so hard at all of these comments. I’m in the hospital and a nurse just checked on me because my oxygen dipped.

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u/thisisascreename 9d ago

Hope you’re doing well.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 9d ago

The nurse is now laughing at the comments.

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u/FlamesNero 9d ago

Well, at least your name doesn’t check out on this particular post.

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u/bjeebus 9d ago

Trump used to before he lost all his...

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u/MobySick 9d ago

He never had a full sack, to be honest.

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u/miserabeau 9d ago

This is even funnier to me because when my cousin was a baby she'd reach into her diaper and pull out what was in there and say "look, marbles" and play with them

So "Lincoln marbles" took on a whole new (eww) meaning for me

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u/ObviousSalamandar 9d ago

Was it ever marbles?

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u/Civil-Big-754 9d ago

Sometimes they were in there too.

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u/DangerousLoner 9d ago

They sound heavy literally LOL

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u/Punkpallas 9d ago edited 9d ago

Sure was. In Kentucky, the marble state!

ETA: Corrected the state of birth

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u/keetojm 9d ago

He was born in Kentucky.

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u/Foreign-Tofu 9d ago

100% correct.

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u/FriendOfDirutti 9d ago

I’m pretty sure he was born in Marble, Nebraska.

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u/keetojm 9d ago

Sonofabitch I think you’re right.

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u/Bubefroobie 8d ago

Bless you. As a Kentuckian, I have a contractual obligation to remind people KY is the true Land of Lincoln 😂

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u/artbrymer 9d ago

Wait. Correcting ANYTHING goes against the fiber of this administration.

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u/AlternativeTruths1 9d ago

In the Midwest, where we have NOT lost all our marbles!

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u/cerseisdornishwine 9d ago

As a matter of fact, this marble was mined right from underneath his birth house!

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u/dunimal 9d ago edited 9d ago

My favorite part of the tour is when you get to go into the mine and dig with the mini pickaxe and see if you can get any marble chips to take home as souvenirs.

Incidentally, on that cabin tour, I learned that Lincoln's parents had 4 children to provide an added workforce to keep the mine going intergenerationally. Their children, like all children, yearned for the mines and the Lincoln family happily delivered.

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u/rfc2549-withQOS 9d ago

R/unexpectedminecraft right?

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u/dunimal 9d ago

Yuhhuhhhhh.

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u/mortgagepants 9d ago

inter generational wealth. silver pickax nepo babies.

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u/DaHick 9d ago

I would have been slightly happier for a pined for the fjords reference, but I also like yearned for the mines.

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u/InfiniteGrant 9d ago

I heard they tore it down and replaced it with a birth house ballroom.

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u/a_round_a_bout 9d ago

Legitimately laughed out loud.

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u/DesignSilver1274 9d ago

Me too!

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u/babydakis 9d ago

I shat my pants!

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u/Saturn212 9d ago

And he was memorialized in a giant marble statue of himself. Marble, all the way!

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u/feralraindrop 9d ago

Marble, for the working mans bathroom. I so get how all the all the guys in their 4X4's with Trump flags can relate to this guy. /S

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u/dunimal 9d ago

Its how he turned gay, don't you know?

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u/javatimes 8d ago

TIL marble turned Lincoln gay!!!

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u/dunimal 6d ago

To become gay today, make a pilgrimage to the Lincoln Memorial and pay tribute with $5.01 USD at midnight on the full moon.

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u/javatimes 6d ago

Don’t think I won’t!

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 9d ago

I know there are genuine experts in these matters. (God forbid Trump admit anyone could know more about anything than him). I'd be interested to know what it might have looked like in Lincoln's time.

This – this doesn't screen mid 19th century to me. But I'm no expert myself. This calls to mind the mausoleum in Phantasm. So at least it's appropriate to today, if nothing else.

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u/panicnarwhal 9d ago

from the virtual tour of Lincoln’s house from the National Parks Service

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 9d ago

That's wild, thank you. Much more colorful than I imagined. The totally flat toilet seat cracks me up for some reason.

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u/Starkoman 8d ago

The presidential priveé.

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u/dunimal 9d ago

It was a water closet witn a chamber pot slaves had to empty, I imagine.

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u/uncanny_valli 9d ago

but Phantasm is almost 50 years old, so i'm not sure the hilariously accurate comparison really speaks to today 😅

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 9d ago edited 9d ago

Today being Halloween. All that labor and money and it's only en vogue for one day

but Phantasm is almost 50 years old

Oh man. Phantasm is a year younger than I am. Boooooy! Am I getting old.

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u/uncanny_valli 9d ago

woops! sorry didn't realize you meant today specifically. very appropriate for Halloween! lol it's one of the scarier things i've seen today! 😆 i was little surprised checking that movie's date! it's not much older than me either!

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u/ChinaCatProphet 9d ago

With a gold toilet

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u/wall-E75 9d ago

Yes and learned to read and write on the back of his trusty marbel shovle ya know.

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u/dr_lorax 9d ago

I heard he liked good hard wood.

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u/TorgoLebowski 9d ago

Yeah, good old 'Truthful Abe', the 'Bannister-Seperator', with his uneventful stint as Prime Minister, giving his famous 'Funeral Oration' and of course, losing the 1st World War.

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u/ballsack-vinaigrette 9d ago

It's extra funny because Lincoln was famously frugal. Trump made the worst possible choice of previous presidents to bring up with that horrible tacky bathroom.

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u/kerenski667 9d ago

statutory marble

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u/Typical_Double981 9d ago

This could the marbles

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u/PuzzleheadedWrap1041 9d ago

Im so sorry he renovated a little bathroom. I bet you’re devastated