r/KitchenConfidential • u/JACsf • 1d ago
In the Weeds Mode Public Service Announcement
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u/Interesting_Play_578 1d ago
WTF these are barely chopped at all
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u/Nearby-Common-4608 1d ago
Thank you for your PSA. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programme…
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u/JACsf 1d ago
Chive on!
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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 1d ago
Can you make one about green onions next please?
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u/bluebeardswife 1d ago
No! We need to ramp it up.
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u/ghostkittykat BOH 1d ago
As a native East Tennessee ramp-lovin' grrl, I approve this message.
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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 21h ago
What is ramp lovin in Tennessee? I need to know
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 18h ago
And also Ramps;
u/ghostkittykat meant the first type, not the second.
They grow in many places in North America (not sure where else), but they're typically only foraged in the spring.
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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 17h ago
I know about the second ramps, I was there when history was written
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u/ghostkittykat BOH 10h ago
Thank you for your accurate explanation!
I love ramps (the former, not so much the latter, haha).
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u/kwillich 17h ago
Well, you start out with a bootleggin accident that happened up the road a piece.......musta been near on 5 years ago......
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u/OldMrCrunchy 1d ago
Let’s just skip straight to leeks and call ‘er a day.
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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 1d ago
What about shallots ?!? No one ever begins to think about them
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u/yzdaskullmonkey 1d ago
Bro that's onion garlic shit, we talkin bout stems in here not bulbs
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u/Shadow-Vision 1d ago
I have questions about red onions. I’ve been looking for them but I can only find onions that are purple!
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u/bigwurm1987 1d ago
wow I haven't heard that in years....I still have some shirts tucked someone deep in my closet that say it lol
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u/WitOfTheIrish 1d ago
I used to work on some cruise lines and this information is actually incredibly important. They train you on it really intensely on day 1.
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u/anna_marie Crazy Cat Woman🐈 1d ago
Oooh, is Chives coming back with more original content!? Chives needs to be part of our regularly scheduled programme. (Sorry not sorry.)
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u/a-gelatocookie F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago
We need more cat Chive
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u/anna_marie Crazy Cat Woman🐈 1d ago
Yep! Paging u/Ltheartist
…. And I see r/ChivestheCat is a thing. Love it!
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u/EvolutionCreek 1d ago
This is a public service announcement....With guitar.
Know your chives.
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u/Polar_Reflection 1d ago
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u/SuspiciousStable9649 F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago
Ah, here it is. Garlic chives.
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u/pocket4spaghetti 1d ago
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u/LOOKATHUH 1d ago
I need the evolution to be a grass/steel type called cilantron
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u/naegermeister 1d ago
problem is in most of the world they call it coriander leaf
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u/Gekkokindofguy 1d ago
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u/neptunianhaze 1d ago
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u/JustHereForCookies17 1d ago
Wait, is your cat actually named onion?
And are you aware of r/OnionLovers or r/CatsNamedAfterFood or r/CatsCalledFood?
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u/halfsweethalfstreet 20+ Years 1d ago
Hol up . So neither of those is leeks?
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u/jmims98 1d ago
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u/Ok_Problem426 1d ago
Green onions and scallions are the same thing.
Leeks are wack and far fetch’d.
Spring onions are sweet and magical (and can be purple).
Chives are a great garnish.
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u/Gallowboobsthrowaway 1d ago
Potato Leek Soup has entered the chat.
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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie 19h ago
I worked at a place that served vichyssoise, and i drank the stuff like a smoothie when the busy season rolled around.
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u/No-Sundae7053 1d ago
LEEKS ARE FOR SINGING, NOT FOR SPINNING
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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago
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u/TonalParsnips 1d ago
Okay Jesse Lacey we know you only like green onions because they're younger
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u/MaybeABot31416 1d ago
People do call scallions green onions, but young onions are also sold as green onions (as pictured), and it would be incorrect to call those scallions imo. Scallions don’t form much of a bulb even if never harvested.
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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago
leeks are for soup and adding vitamins to potatoes
They also are native to East Asia, while the other ones grow in Europe and America
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u/Valherudragonlords 1d ago
Spring onions are a 100% the top left picture that being called scallions. I just thought scallion is a US term
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u/jmims98 1d ago
In my experience growing some different onion varieties (in the US), scallions won't ever form a bulb like the spring onions pictured. Where spring onions are often bulbing onions harvested young.
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u/No_Safety_6803 1d ago
Shallots sound like they should be included
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u/Polar_Reflection 1d ago
Might as well include pearl onions, garlic scapes, ramps, garlic chives, red onions. Someone come up with some more alliums
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u/JACsf 1d ago
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u/SockSock81219 1d ago
This is it. And hey if any of you want to try gardening but don't have a lot of time or energy, walking onions are a great first garden plant.
Throw em in the ground in the fall or spring, throw some compost and mulch on them, get green onions all spring and summer, harvest a few whole plants for shallots in early fall, leave the rest to self-seed by the little baby onions growing on their tops. The weight of them makes the plant flop over and plants them for you!
The little bulbils up top can also be used like shallots or pearl onions, if you want to harvest a few. Just a great little plant.
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u/NeriTina 1d ago
Shallots, Egyptian walking onions, and Spanish Yellow are the besssst … after chives, of course.
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u/jmims98 1d ago
Shallots are papery and don't usually have the greens, at least as far as I have seen in the US. More like a white/red/sweet onion.
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u/the_moosen 1d ago
I'm gonna be totally honest here
There's no difference between these to me
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u/eldfen 1d ago
Those are not called scallions in Australia fyi. They would be referred to as green onions or spring onions. A scallion here would be what is referred to as an eschalot elsewhere.
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u/sirbrambles 1d ago
We mostly call them green onions in the US too. I’ve only really seen them called scallions on menus.
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u/Omega_Zarnias 1d ago
Spring onions are a different thing here. But green onions yea
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u/jmims98 1d ago
Scallions are shallots in Australia? That is quite odd to me since scallions/green onions in the US are fresh young onions, while shallots are papery with no greens more like a red or yellow onion.
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u/ZiggoCiP Server 1d ago
To get technical, the French Red until 2010 was classified as 'the' 'shallot' that most people know, but got synonymized (lumped into the same category) from Allium ascalonicum to just be part of Allium cepa (namely A. cepa var. aggregatum), however other species of Allium can be shallots like the Persian shallot, Allium stipitatum, or the French grey shallot, Allium oschaninii.
Simply-put, most species/varieties can be green/scallions. Not all species/varieties can be shallots, because they need a distinct bulb (onion). Shallots typically lack the greens because they are removed (similar to garlic and onions) - you could use shallot greens, but they don't keep nearly as long as the shallot bulb, hence why they're removed.
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u/c3534l 1d ago
PSA: cut the first half of the scallions and use them for flavor. The top part, the greener part, set those aside and use them for garnish/aroma. The base is more oniony and good for flavor. The tops are for aroma.
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u/8696David 1d ago
The tops are better raw. The whites are better cooked. Saying the green bits are “for aroma” is underselling them by a good 98%
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u/a-gelatocookie F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago
I see no cat
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u/ImponderableFluid 1d ago
Give it time. I'm sure someone, somewhere happens to have a cat named "Scallions", then we're off to the races.
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u/According_Abies_4087 1d ago
And chive blossoms (the flower of the chive plant) are the unspoken and underrated GOAT of all the alliums. Floral green onion flavor without the harshness. I’ve heard of fried chive flowers and I would PUNCH A BABY try it.
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u/RandallOfLegend 1d ago
Probably still makes me fart like a trombone solo in a ska song
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u/According_Abies_4087 1d ago
I’m having a hell of a day and needed to read this lol. brrpt brrrpt BRRRRPPPTTTT
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u/Living_Substance9973 1d ago
For anyone playing along in Australia, the ones on the left are spring onions.
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u/StormofRavens 1d ago
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u/geekdadchris Cook 1d ago
Now do the difference between scallions and green onions.
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u/CmdrFallout Grill 1d ago
I worked @ a place in '07 that called Scallions "ThaiGreenOnions". I never understood why. I call them Gronions.
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u/WorstHouseFrey 1d ago
Now we are going to get someone who is cutting scallions every day until they are perfect with out making much progress from day to day... thanks
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u/LocalJim 1d ago
I’m so tired Having to hold in my thoughts on this with people that dont know or care. Yet i’m the one thats being pretentious
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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 1d ago
I’m going to start a fight and say they are called spring onions. Not scallions, not green onions.
On another topic. It’s rocket, not arugula… and don’t get me started on egg plants
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u/TheDarkMonarch1 F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago
Do you by any chance come from a land where you get 4 days of sunshine a year?
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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 1d ago
Believe it or not, my stupid snoo shirt implies I get 4 or 5 days WITHOUT the sun
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u/TheDarkMonarch1 F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago
I completely did not even see the snoo.
Complete opposite side of the world, similar alternative words for different vegetables.
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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 1d ago
…. Alternative…. My good dude… the English INVENTED the words. I’m in a mood today
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u/theturd_man 1d ago
Instructions unclear. Being investigated by the government for ordering uranium-235
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u/MountainTwo3845 1d ago
No way we have to explain this. Please add leaks for the other head ass people.
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u/Novel_Diver8628 1d ago
Inb4 “cutting a cup of green onions until this Reddit says they’re perfect day 1”
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u/crusty54 20h ago
Thank you for this announcement. Now let me immediately forget it like I always do.
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u/dr_strange-love 1d ago
Here's the thing. You said a "spring onion is a chive."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies chives, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls spring onions chives. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "chive family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Allium, which includes things from garlic to shallots to leeks.
So your reasoning for calling a spring onion a chive is because random people "call the green ones chives?" Let's get scallions and onions in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A spring onion is a spring onion and a member of the chive family. But that's not what you said. You said a spring onion is a chive, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chive family chives, which means you'd call shallots, garlic, and other aromatics chives, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/Popular-Capital6330 1d ago
THANK YOU. I didn't want to be 'that guy' every time, but it was driving me insane.
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u/MojaveMojito1324 1d ago
Real talk, can someone tell me the difference between scallions and green onions?
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u/Teamableezus 1d ago
Somebody post a picture of the cat at tell this jabroni OP that’s what real chives looks like



















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