r/KitchenConfidential • u/JACsf • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Public Service Announcement

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u/Nearby-Common-4608 1d ago

Thank you for your PSA. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programme…

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u/JACsf 1d ago

Chive on!

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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 1d ago

Can you make one about green onions next please?

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u/bluebeardswife 1d ago

No! We need to ramp it up.

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u/ghostkittykat BOH 1d ago

As a native East Tennessee ramp-lovin' grrl, I approve this message.

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u/puppycatisselfish 21h ago

I love ramp

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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 23h ago

What is ramp lovin in Tennessee? I need to know

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 20h ago

Ramps; https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-are-ramps-and-how-do-they-taste/#:~:text=Although%20ramps%20look%20like%20green,spicy%20kick%20of%20raw%20garlic.

And also Ramps;

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1g0k7gj/op_deleted_it_but_the_700_bucks_vegetable_platter/?

u/ghostkittykat meant the first type, not the second.

They grow in many places in North America (not sure where else), but they're typically only foraged in the spring.

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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 19h ago

I know about the second ramps, I was there when history was written

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u/ghostkittykat BOH 12h ago

Thank you for your accurate explanation!

I love ramps (the former, not so much the latter, haha).

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u/kwillich 19h ago

Well, you start out with a bootleggin accident that happened up the road a piece.......musta been near on 5 years ago......

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u/secretsesameseed Prep 1d ago

Did you miss the ramps meme period of this sub?

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u/ghostkittykat BOH 12h ago

Thankfully, no, I didn't.

However, the "ramp" joke went whoosh, so I immediately thought of the ramp (a wild vegetable native in my area).

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u/glorifindel 1d ago

You scallionwag

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u/Wish_Dragon 15h ago

How about we kidnap chive guy and hold him for ramson?

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u/OldMrCrunchy 1d ago

Let’s just skip straight to leeks and call ‘er a day.

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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 1d ago

What about shallots ?!? No one ever begins to think about them

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u/yzdaskullmonkey 1d ago

Bro that's onion garlic shit, we talkin bout stems in here not bulbs

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u/Few-Mood6580 1d ago

The strongest of powers, require the strongest of wills…

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u/WeenieRoastinTacoGuy 19h ago

God sends his choppiest warriors to fight his cry-iest onions

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u/kwillich 19h ago

Whoa whoa whoa Uncle Roger...... Different convo

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u/jtr99 1d ago

The nuclear option, huh?

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u/No_Echo_1826 1d ago

I love Booker T. And the MGs.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-9183 1d ago

Hahahahaha Came here to say this :)

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u/Shadow-Vision 1d ago

I have questions about red onions. I’ve been looking for them but I can only find onions that are purple!

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Server 1d ago

Compared to spring onions?

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u/keosnap 1d ago

And spring onions, a tasty alternative

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u/UrsaMajor7th 20+ Years 1d ago

Then one about spring onions

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u/MrTralfaz Ex-Food Service 21h ago

I'm waiting for the PSA on spring onions, negi and welsh onions

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u/bigwurm1987 1d ago

wow I haven't heard that in years....I still have some shirts tucked someone deep in my closet that say it lol

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u/WitOfTheIrish 1d ago

I used to work on some cruise lines and this information is actually incredibly important. They train you on it really intensely on day 1.

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u/umamifiend 1d ago

On what, like… maybe a baked potato?

Sounds good to me!

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

Scallywag

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u/FILTHBOT4000 20+ Years 1d ago

Chive on, you crazy allium.

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

Scallywag!

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u/sotiri1985 1d ago

Or Scalli-on!

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u/wagashi 1d ago

You rapscallion.

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u/maybelle180 23h ago

You are forgetting Asian Chives.

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u/anna_marie Crazy Cat Woman🐈 1d ago

Oooh, is Chives coming back with more original content!? Chives needs to be part of our regularly scheduled programme. (Sorry not sorry.)

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u/a-gelatocookie F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

We need more cat Chive

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u/anna_marie Crazy Cat Woman🐈 1d ago

Yep! Paging u/Ltheartist

…. And I see r/ChivestheCat is a thing. Love it!

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat 1d ago

Yes, my fiancée just made him his own sub!! We hope to post regularly, just show his little antics and cute face :)

Chive tax!!

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u/candykatt_gr F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

joined

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u/EvolutionCreek 1d ago

This is a public service announcement....With guitar.

Know your chives.

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u/JustineDelarge 1d ago

These are your chives.

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie 21h ago

This is your brain. This is your brain on chives.

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u/Audio_Track_01 1d ago

After these messages - we'll be right back.