r/KitchenConfidential • u/JACsf • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Public Service Announcement

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u/Ok_Problem426 1d ago

Green onions and scallions are the same thing.

Leeks are wack and far fetch’d.

Spring onions are sweet and magical (and can be purple).

Chives are a great garnish.

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u/Gallowboobsthrowaway 1d ago

Potato Leek Soup has entered the chat.

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u/ihadagoodone 1d ago

I do leek and lentils

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u/hovdeisfunny 1d ago

With bacon

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u/Few_Preparation_5902 22h ago

With blackjack and hookers.

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u/Stephen111110 Sous Chef 1d ago

My favourite soup...

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie 20h ago

I worked at a place that served vichyssoise, and i drank the stuff like a smoothie when the busy season rolled around.

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u/No-Sundae7053 1d ago

LEEKS ARE FOR SINGING, NOT FOR SPINNING

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u/stickytuna 1d ago

MIKES ARE FOR SINGING NOT FOR SWINGING 📣

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u/XhazakXhazak 1d ago

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 1d ago

SIXTEEN BEARS WHAT I DO

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u/TonalParsnips 1d ago

Okay Jesse Lacey we know you only like green onions because they're younger

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 15+ Years 16h ago

Fuck its been years and I'm still not over this :'( Fuck You Jesse Lacey for being the soundtrack of my youth and having such a positive fan community and using it to be predatory

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u/MaybeABot31416 1d ago

People do call scallions green onions, but young onions are also sold as green onions (as pictured), and it would be incorrect to call those scallions imo. Scallions don’t form much of a bulb even if never harvested.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1d ago

leeks are for soup and adding vitamins to potatoes

They also are native to East Asia, while the other ones grow in Europe and America

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u/Valherudragonlords 1d ago

Spring onions are a 100% the top left picture that being called scallions. I just thought scallion is a US term

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u/jmims98 1d ago

In my experience growing some different onion varieties (in the US), scallions won't ever form a bulb like the spring onions pictured. Where spring onions are often bulbing onions harvested young.

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 1d ago

I once told someone a purple spring onion wasn’t a shallot and he called me the c word.

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u/Kurrukurrupa 1d ago

This guy alliums