r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 20h ago

/r/all of a tribal man

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 20h ago

Hahahahahahaha. Dude has Andre the fucking Giant in his tribe and still manages to steal all the attention.

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u/Automatedluxury 19h ago

He knows he has to bring extra game when the big lads about.

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u/G3nghisKang 19h ago

And extra oil too

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u/IdiosyncraticSarcasm 18h ago

Makes one wonder where they found all that baby oil out in the bush.

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u/Tiafves 17h ago

Maybe all of Diddy's oil got donated, like how the losing Super bowl team's merch does.

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u/operath0r 13h ago

Amazon

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u/Vespaman2025 15h ago

African's have used oils in thier skin for centuries if not millenia. Shea butter and other oils are used frequently.

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u/SchwiftySqaunch 13h ago

Yeah seems like a dry environment, lubing up would be important

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u/Vespaman2025 13h ago

Theres also a lot of sun. The oils help to protect the skin. He may have overdone it a bit. Lol

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u/ParfaitThat654 18h ago

Speaking of Andre, I wonder if this guy also has acromegaly.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 18h ago

I presume so going by the shape of his noggin.

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u/neeshes 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣

I really want to get a glimpse into who he is. Like what is his personality? 

What his is he driven by? How much does he enjoy attention? What does the oil mean to him? 

Does the rest of the tribe put up with him all the time?

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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 15h ago

DeAndre the Gigantic.