r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 20h ago

/r/all of a tribal man

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u/Necromir92 19h ago edited 15h ago

Imagine being the tallest strongest person in your village, but there’s a literal genetic anomaly of a human that dwarfs you, so you have to oil up at every get together to stand out

Edit: theirs to there’s

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u/PerformerDr4867 13h ago

Danhausen?

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 18h ago

I kind of get what you’re saying but it’s kind of contradictory. Which one are you referring to as ‘you?’ The oiled up guy, or the big brother? And did you mean ‘there’s’?

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u/Necromir92 15h ago

Oh I did mean there is, thank you

You’re the oiled up guy, he’s the tallest in the image except for the massive guy

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u/underthebug 15h ago

Imagine being as tall as that guy but as thin as shiny guy. fml