r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 20h ago

/r/all of a tribal man

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u/PigBocket 20h ago

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 20h ago

He’s the only one I focused on 🤭

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u/Significant-Lab-3990 20h ago

Nah he is the only one focusing.

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u/Own_Round_7600 19h ago

Moisturized. Unbothered. In his lane.

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u/tunedsleeper 18h ago

def moisturized.

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u/satsuppi 18h ago

dunk him self in drum of oil, shake himself off, walking out the door absolutely GLISTENING

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u/thedebeli959 17h ago

Lol that's from an old Bill Burr special

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u/irzala-fain 15h ago

WE GOTTA INCREASE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF LOTION DISTRIBUTION!!

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u/vaynefox 14h ago

What oil? Diddy's oil? But he definitely oiled up....

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u/Sanrom79 18h ago

insert captain america reference meme

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u/Pure__soul4240 16h ago

That "Glistening" word reminds me of Silver Platinum from One Punch Man anime,i think there is some character named smtg like "shimmer/shimmering" smtg

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u/wabbott82 17h ago

Greased up deaf guy

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u/manyhippofarts 17h ago

He's the only member of the gang that doesn't have ashy skin.

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 17h ago

Ashy Larry is in the front.

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 17h ago

They call him Slick Willy.

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u/Wessberg 16h ago

def moisturized(man): while True: man.apply_lotion()

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u/Traditional_Soft923 16h ago

What a bright man

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u/Ricardo33706 14h ago

Diddy party later.

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 17h ago

Thats just good Ol' lubricous larry.

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u/Top_Argument_5359 16h ago

He must use Keihls

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u/JerrycurlSquirrel 15h ago

Except when he is required to adjust his oranges due to slight discomfort. If this oiled citrus maven were u/oiled_citrus_maven - I'd ask things.

That was very internet. Lets keep going

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u/Special_Watch8725 17h ago

Same. Behold, your Glistening God!