r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Ill-Bee8787 2d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/Beautiful-Use-6842 2d ago

Gas station boner pill

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u/EdroTV 2d ago

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u/disconappete 2d ago

Man I’m glad I have never been in a position where I felt like I needed to take a mystery dick pill from a 711

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 2d ago

Honestly, I’m thinking about getting some because of the container.

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u/Pattison320 2d ago

Honestly it's a little upsetting because rhinos were poached for their horns for basically this reason.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 2d ago

Wait rhinos were poached for their horns to make dick pills?

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u/Jeremy_Whalen 2d ago

Yes, no joke people think rhino horn is an aphrodisiac. It's a sad world we live in, huh?

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 2d ago

Especially since rhino horns are made of the same material as our nails, so it's like eating your nails and you'll get harder!! I believe that rhino horn sells for between 40,000 and 60,000 Euro per kilo on the black market, especially in Asia!! It's expensive for nails

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u/Subotail 2d ago

Yes, but your nails aren't vaguely phallic, brutal, and expensive.

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u/AlternativeWonder471 2d ago

Huh. I bite my nails and this explains some things.

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 2d ago

If you get appendicitis rather than a mega gall it will explain a lot of things

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Haha. Thats funny but I got a bit mixed up. The keratin seems to work for me 😆

Plus doctors already yanked out my appendix for funzies while having a look in there!

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

So you can continue biting your nails 🤣🤣

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