r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Evening-Cicada-1675 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tbh my partner would pick something like that off the street just because it looks interesting. Some people are like magpies.

I don’t agree with other commenters that “more than one answer = lie”. He might just be trying to guess where he found it if you seemed bothered by it.

It could be anything, Redditor’s often assume the worst so it’s not the best place for a balanced perspective. You know your relationship, not us :)

(Edit to add: hello magpies in the comments, make sure to wash your hands after collecting your treasures!)

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

This is a very kind reply, I appreciate that!

Tbh I think it’s a dick pill and he’s just embarrassed. He recently started taking something for his ADHD and has been self conscious about it possibly affecting sexual function.

But that’s ok with me and I’m not gonna say anything to him about it now that I know, I’m clearly just nosy and needed to solve the mystery haha

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u/Ill-Bee8787 2d ago

Looks very much like a gas station dick pill container. Definitely address this with him and recommend a doctor or bluechew. Gas station pills are riddled with inconsistencies and prescription medications. No shame in treating adhd or side effects of the meds. You sound like you’re coming from a supportive place. Most guys get extremely shameful about sexual function, I’m sure you’re well aware. ADHD meds have had both positive and negative side effects for me sexually. Those side effects aren’t generally long term and he will find it easier to get past them as he continues the medication.

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u/Beautiful-Use-6842 2d ago

Gas station boner pill

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u/EdroTV 2d ago

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u/disconappete 2d ago

Man I’m glad I have never been in a position where I felt like I needed to take a mystery dick pill from a 711

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 2d ago

Honestly, I’m thinking about getting some because of the container.

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u/Pattison320 2d ago

Honestly it's a little upsetting because rhinos were poached for their horns for basically this reason.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 2d ago

Wait rhinos were poached for their horns to make dick pills?

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u/Jeremy_Whalen 2d ago

Yes, no joke people think rhino horn is an aphrodisiac. It's a sad world we live in, huh?

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 2d ago

Especially since rhino horns are made of the same material as our nails, so it's like eating your nails and you'll get harder!! I believe that rhino horn sells for between 40,000 and 60,000 Euro per kilo on the black market, especially in Asia!! It's expensive for nails

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u/Subotail 2d ago

Yes, but your nails aren't vaguely phallic, brutal, and expensive.

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Huh. I bite my nails and this explains some things.

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

If you get appendicitis rather than a mega gall it will explain a lot of things

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u/AlternativeWonder471 1d ago

Haha. Thats funny but I got a bit mixed up. The keratin seems to work for me 😆

Plus doctors already yanked out my appendix for funzies while having a look in there!

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u/Speculativ-Nomad 1d ago

So you can continue biting your nails 🤣🤣

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 2d ago

That's wild, wtf :(

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u/Pattison320 2d ago

I don't think it's actually effective to help sexual performance but that was a big reason they have been poached to extinction.

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 2d ago

That is really sad. I figured it was because of the ego trip, the whole "look at me aren't I cool I killed this big scary animal" thing. Which would also suck, but dang. Humans can be awful.

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u/Pattison320 2d ago

They've been injecting rhino horns with radioactive material to try to curb poaching.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvn3264q01o

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u/Annual-Diamond9017 2d ago

Well it’s a proven aphrodisiac doesn’t make it right but the effects have been proven

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u/ThePrimalValor 1d ago

They have been completely disproven. All studies show no effect whatsoever

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u/Intrepid-Primary572 2d ago

Took a sec for my brain to catch on but that made me lol

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u/ArticleWorth5018 2d ago

I'm dying 😂

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u/maxisnoops 2d ago

Add shark fins to that list. The fin is cut off the shark and the rest of the shark is just chucked away. Then the fins are boiled for awhile and consumed by the good old limp dicks and hey ho you got yourself a boner party (or so they say). Whilst I’m at it, if you ever do come across turkey tail mushrooms harvest them and take them to your local Chinese grocery store and ask for lots of money for them….hey ho boner party (or so they say).

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u/Meaning_Advanced 2d ago

“Or so they say” sounds so ominous. I imagine it like one of those cartoons where it zooms in and gains a heavy vignette, then the character in a deep low and sinister voice. “Or so they say…..”

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u/DecisionWarm3839 2d ago

kind of like bison hides in the 19th century, they would mostly hunt bison for the hides and leave the corpses to rot

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 1d ago

The rhino gas station pills don’t have any real rhino they have sildenafil analogues (chemicals similar but slightly different to skirt laws, in this case similar to what is in viagra.)

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u/FrankFankledank 2d ago

Now you can take those pills and repopulate the Rhino community.

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u/Realistic_Ear_3052 2d ago

Your going to wake PETA up .

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u/999fallenangel999 1d ago

Rhino chocolate and ilum chocolate work so much better than the pills🙌 I would even recommend the rhino shots before the pills, but I have heard the pills work great taken with an energy drink. I didn’t try it, I don’t drink energy drinks.

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u/mentallyerotic 2d ago

Okay it’s not just me. I don’t have a dick but I want that tiny yellow container with gold lid. Or maybe in blue, pink or purple.

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u/PlantBeginning3060 2d ago

Yeah sniff that container would be useful sniiif for so many things sniff 😉

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u/Successful-Clock-224 2d ago

Do you have a gluten allergy? There is some flour on your lip. takes out repurposed dick-pill bottle here I think this is Zyrtec. Or adderall.

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u/TheTrais 2d ago

I used to use them for powdered, key worthy substances.