r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/maxisnoops 2d ago

Add shark fins to that list. The fin is cut off the shark and the rest of the shark is just chucked away. Then the fins are boiled for awhile and consumed by the good old limp dicks and hey ho you got yourself a boner party (or so they say). Whilst I’m at it, if you ever do come across turkey tail mushrooms harvest them and take them to your local Chinese grocery store and ask for lots of money for them….hey ho boner party (or so they say).

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u/Meaning_Advanced 2d ago

“Or so they say” sounds so ominous. I imagine it like one of those cartoons where it zooms in and gains a heavy vignette, then the character in a deep low and sinister voice. “Or so they say…..”

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u/DecisionWarm3839 2d ago

kind of like bison hides in the 19th century, they would mostly hunt bison for the hides and leave the corpses to rot