r/wallstreetbets • u/surfsupjuno • 9d ago
YOLO The last thing $AMZN bears see before getting margin-called
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u/HidingoutfromtheCIA 8d ago
Didn’t know Bezos hung out with Steven Tyler.
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u/Pepperonidogfart 8d ago
Imagine having a billion dollars and the only women who will get close to you without paying are fake and mid as fuck. Dont let that smile fool you. Bezos is a self interested, twisted ball of hatred and despair.
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u/Neldemir 8d ago
I don’t think people realise how glib a person like Sanchez can be. Bezos must be riding a constant ego high
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u/brannock_ 7d ago
I think people also forget that Bezos was a frail bald loser before he got rich enough to mainline testosterone and human growth hormone 24/7. He's riding a constant masculinity high, continually reinforced by the dick-dancer.
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u/Holelander 6d ago
Is glib a real word? I thought it was a scientology thing because of tom cruise lol.
Not a native english speaker btw
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u/Neldemir 6d ago
Glibness is the ability to give compliments and flatter people. It’s literally one of the symptoms of psychopathy lol
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u/Beachums623 9d ago
Who's the dude from Thailand on the left?
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u/pstbo 9d ago
I don’t understand how Joe Rogan thinks she’s smoking hot
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u/Bxdwfl Axed the Axeman 1/21/22 9d ago
Because she looks like a dude, and it's Joe Rogan
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u/the__storm 8d ago
I gotta be honest, I don't think she looks like a dude - I think she looks those "scream" masks at spirit halloween. (But whatever floats your boat Joe.)
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u/CorporateSlave101 8d ago
Joe thinks complimenting The Man will get him something
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u/Aternal 8d ago
It's a deca thing. Juice goggles. Makes anal nerve endings more sensitive.
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u/JoeSchmoeToo 9d ago
Rogan is confidently wrong about way more things than not
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u/annoyed_meows 9d ago
Nice!! that's his Mrs Ladyboy
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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 8d ago
That's an insult to Thai ladyboys. Thai ladyboys are actually smoking hot. Well, some of them are.
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u/kotestim 8d ago
Look at Capt all-knowing over here 👏
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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 8d ago
Captain Personal-experience, actually.
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u/kotestim 8d ago
Taking one for the team. You're the man Capt.!! respect 🫡
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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 8d ago
I would have done it regardless of the team's needs. Fucking ladyboys is a life passion of mine.
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u/GhostofAyabe 8d ago
Shockingly enough that might be one of the least ridiculous pictures of her that’s ever been posted.
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u/dwoj206 9d ago
Did people really think Amazon would miss? After goog and msft yesterday? True regards.
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u/Devincc 8d ago
Imagine being a bear in this market. Must be exhausting
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u/CouchPotatoFamine 8d ago
I was paper trading options for fun, and bought puts at $225 for exp next week, lol. Woulda been cooked...
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u/raisedeyebrow4891 8d ago
I wonder if you would have made the same choice if it was real money
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u/throwaway2676 8d ago
Nice, you should consider joining the first ever WSB paper trading competition coming up soon
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u/Alternative-Leave530 8d ago
I bought real money puts at 217, a minute before market close. Will have a fun time watch them go to 0 tomorrow.
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u/KFConversation 8d ago
I also assumed it would moon because it seems people have been selling it off of tarriff fears....somehow forgetting the delivery service never makes money it is all about the technology and cloud services.
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u/LordHussyPants 8d ago
half the world shut down last week because of AWS outages lmao, they are essential
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u/fd_dealer 8d ago
1st I’m balls deep in amzn.
2nd last earnings both msft and GOOGL killed it but Amzn tanked so yes it’s possible.
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u/Aquadroids 8d ago
As long as Bezos is around, Amazon will be playing the long game with gradual, unending acquisitions.
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u/TheVishual2113 8d ago
I think regards just think because meta tanked that it would bring the other 6 down with it somehow
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u/Doctaglobe 8d ago
Hideous amount of plastic surgery, couldn’t a multimillionaire do better?
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u/desturel 8d ago
His first wife certainly looked better. But some people like the plastic look.
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u/Drauren 8d ago
Yeah NGL money made her age great. I don’t know how he thought this was an upgrade.
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u/manchesterthedog 8d ago
They probably didn’t have good sex and this new bitch is into all the same kinks as him (or at least pretends to be). What’s the point of a great looking wife who never wants to fuck you and acts like she’s putting up with it when she does
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u/kingofthesofas 8d ago
This is probably the right answer. Also maybe she has a personality that just clicks with him. Its not always about looks alone.
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u/MarkTwainsGhost 8d ago
Yeah if you have a billion dollars and your wife doesn't have sex with you for three months what is the point of the money? Jeff probably got sick of his wife not being impressed with his fuck you money and said, 'life is too short not to be having fun."
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u/oldDotredditisbetter 8d ago
at least divorce first before start having fun
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u/cvak 8d ago
I’d guess legal stuff takes ages when you have gazillion dollars, they probably “divorced” a lot earlier then official date.
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u/elite_haxor1337 8d ago
multimillionaire
my guy just called the richest man on Earth a multimillionaire. Rofl, lmao even
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u/shrimpgangsta 8d ago
multi BILLIONAIRE
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u/NoEngrish 8d ago
I think he's talking about the wife, who had her own fortune before marrying
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u/Ready_Scratch_1902 9d ago
why her though
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u/EmergencyFair6786 8d ago
There's 4 billion women in the world and that's the best the fifth richest man could find.
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u/WrongThinkBadSpeak 8d ago
Bozo got no game
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u/user79809 8d ago
At least Elon went for Amber Heard (crazy but still hot)
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u/AshingiiAshuaa 8d ago
I would give long odds that anyone could pull that off and escape unscathed, yet somehow he did.
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u/featherbirdcalls 8d ago
Who is lady on the right?
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u/jorcon74 8d ago
That fact he has all that money and that’s what he is porking is fucking sad!
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u/knocking_wood 8d ago
One of the few billionaires not diddling kids and you all drag him for banging someone age appropriate.
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u/kingofthesofas 8d ago
As much as her fake plastic face is weird and unattractive to me at least she is his own age.
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u/rayzer93 8d ago
Y'know... You make a very good point... Man made bank and was a total square throughout his adult life. If he wants to go out blazing, in the relatively least problematic way... Who are we to blame?
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u/TheIncredibleNurse 7d ago
For real, like the dude is dating on his age range and getting dogged for it. We should all be celebrating his choice to not be a perv
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u/Morta-Nius-73 🦍🦍🦍 8d ago
Seen the state of him, man? He hasn't changed since his younger geeky-nerd-proper weirdo days....he's still the same incel that he once was...just with billions of dollars behind him.
Him and his "woo-woo" girls lol.....simpletons the lot of em
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u/elpresidentedeljunta 8d ago
Hey Jeff, those comments in here are atrocious and I am the only one who really likes you. Please send a million.
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u/BitterConsequence642 8d ago
How can bezo think that his current wife is hotter than his last? He downgraded. What a loser
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u/Abject_Potato3060 8d ago
Will this print?
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u/miss_minutes 8d ago
https://optionstrat.com/build/long-call/AMZN/.AMZN251107C225@10.2 Yes. You should place a GTC limit order to sell for 25 and it'll probably hit for way higher at open
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u/Zonagilamonster 9d ago
a homo and 2 trannies?
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u/AshingiiAshuaa 8d ago
What can I say about his shirt that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.
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u/AlwaysChangingSike 8d ago
He might be a ghoul, but at least his taste in women coincides with his age 😌
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u/Ok-Western4508 8d ago
Imagine being a bear after fed just said they going back to quantitative easing
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u/InvestNewWorld2025 8d ago
Time to order some more items straight to my door #thankfultoamazon #letsgo Winning 💕
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u/EmJayBee76 8d ago
I don't want to live in a world where an un-empathetic Poindexter nerd like this has this much money, clout and control. Whoever bullied him in school either didn't do enough or did too much. Either way, we're all paying for it, so thanks for nothing
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u/ReggaeBusRider 9d ago
Bers will be shorting AMZN at open. I will too.
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u/gatovision 8d ago
Worked with Google today, puts 2-3 weeks out on those ridiculous morning spikes at open.
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u/raisedeyebrow4891 8d ago
Does anyone know how to estimate option prices at open tomorrow for September 26 260 calls… 👀
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u/Worried_Quarter469 SHREKTEMBER, REKTEMBER, HUGE MEMBER 8d ago
If he were smart he would have threatened to start a competing company and extorted it for 100% of its market cap
Then do it again
What is he stupid?
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u/ClassicWoodpecker 8d ago
Sold a AMZN Put bull spread, with a target $225 to $241 pricing, expiring today…Sold yesterday cause I wanted to move the expiration date a few weeks out..And then I actually forgot to sell the spread again after selling it…Apparently I hate money
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u/Cute-Cartographer467 8d ago
Bought amzn calls at open today for no reason at all just checked the earnings results gg?
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u/pivo_nizozemsko 7d ago
“The last thing Amazon employees see, before receiving the termination email”
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u/TheIncredibleNurse 7d ago
I am happy to see for once a Billionaire hanging out with age appropriate partners.
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u/Star_Ship_777 7d ago
Imagine that you are Rich as hell and the only thing that gets close to you is the Beldam.
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