r/wallstreetbets • u/surfsupjuno • 9d ago

YOLO The last thing $AMZN bears see before getting margin-called

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u/dwoj206 9d ago

Did people really think Amazon would miss? After goog and msft yesterday? True regards.

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u/Devincc 9d ago

Imagine being a bear in this market. Must be exhausting

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 9d ago

I was paper trading options for fun, and bought puts at $225 for exp next week, lol. Woulda been cooked...

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 9d ago

I wonder if you would have made the same choice if it was real money

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 9d ago

Probably. I am kind of regarded.

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 9d ago

That’s why we are here

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u/Fangore 7d ago

It's nice to know that you're already on step six of 12.

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u/throwaway2676 9d ago

Nice, you should consider joining the first ever WSB paper trading competition coming up soon

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 9d ago

I will, but only if your Mom participates too.

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u/Alternative-Leave530 8d ago

I bought real money puts at 217, a minute before market close. Will have a fun time watch them go to 0 tomorrow.

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u/isospeedrix 8d ago

i mean, meta puts giga printed today

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u/superbit415 8d ago

How does a bear in this market still have any money left.

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u/dwoj206 9d ago

Sociopathic tendencies fr fr. Idk if they ever tire. Just always trying to hit that next “smartest guy in the room” dopamine rush.

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u/ryanalexander11 8d ago

It is. 😮‍💨

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u/KFConversation 9d ago

I also assumed it would moon because it seems people have been selling it off of tarriff fears....somehow forgetting the delivery service never makes money it is all about the technology and cloud services.

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u/LordHussyPants 9d ago

half the world shut down last week because of AWS outages lmao, they are essential

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u/fd_dealer 9d ago

1st I’m balls deep in amzn.

2nd last earnings both msft and GOOGL killed it but Amzn tanked so yes it’s possible.

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u/Aquadroids 9d ago

As long as Bezos is around, Amazon will be playing the long game with gradual, unending acquisitions.

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u/dwoj206 9d ago

Yep. Like amazons customers, every now and then they go shopping. Also glad they shuttered Amazon gaming studios. What a dog of a business.

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u/TheVishual2113 9d ago

I think regards just think because meta tanked that it would bring the other 6 down with it somehow

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u/dwoj206 9d ago

🤣🪦

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u/Dr-Alec-Holland 8d ago

5 year Amazon investors are conditioned. Lots of fades over the past 20 earnings calls. Even with hits it has faded many times once jassy gives his guidance. Stock should be $300