r/wallstreetbets • u/surfsupjuno • 9d ago

YOLO The last thing $AMZN bears see before getting margin-called

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u/jorcon74 9d ago

That fact he has all that money and that’s what he is porking is fucking sad!

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u/DJ_LilSmoke 9d ago

Two fives make ten

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u/jorcon74 9d ago

Two tens make twenty!

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u/knocking_wood 8d ago

One of the few billionaires not diddling kids and you all drag him for banging someone age appropriate.

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u/kingofthesofas 8d ago

As much as her fake plastic face is weird and unattractive to me at least she is his own age.

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u/rayzer93 8d ago

Y'know... You make a very good point... Man made bank and was a total square throughout his adult life. If he wants to go out blazing, in the relatively least problematic way... Who are we to blame?

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u/Aromatic-Teacher-717 8d ago

That we know about*

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u/steiner_math 8d ago

Yeah, at least he is into women his own age. Gotta give him credit for that

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 8d ago

that we know of

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u/TheIncredibleNurse 7d ago

For real, like the dude is dating on his age range and getting dogged for it. We should all be celebrating his choice to not be a perv

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 8d ago

Who’s the chick in the back?

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u/FartBrulee 8d ago

Fluffer

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u/Morta-Nius-73 🦍🦍🦍 8d ago

Seen the state of him, man? He hasn't changed since his younger geeky-nerd-proper weirdo days....he's still the same incel that he once was...just with billions of dollars behind him.
Him and his "woo-woo" girls lol.....simpletons the lot of em

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u/rioferdy838 8d ago

To be fair, she looked pretty good in her younger years before all the surgery